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Never mind that last comment. Noxigar's brain never entered the building.

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== Synopsis ==
Aussie Evil is the untoppable
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Ron Toppable (don't look that up, by the way)</blockquote>
Bacon Man, an odorous cliche occurs, and Strong Sader is the hapless victim of HEAD-on.

[[Image:Stevencolbert.PNG|thumb|He can't top the Bacon Man, no matter how hard he tries]]

== Transcript ==

''{Aussie Evil is dressed up as the Bacon Man. Cut to it being paused on a television screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is what happens when you take too much Wiki Ecstasy!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But it's so addictive!</blockquote>
''{"PLAY" appears on the top right portion of the screen. Aussie Evil dances like the bacon man.}''

'''AUSSIE EVIL:''' ''{singing}'' I am the bacon man, I bring all the pork I can, To all the little kids down the row. Clogging their arteries, with all the MSGs, so they all die at the age of 8!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You just took away whatever was left of any enjoyment I could have ever gotten from that song.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on the couch munching popcorn.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now ''this'' is entertainment! Not even Stephen Colbert Report could top this!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But that's probably because it doesn't exist.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Strong Bad being on Sephiroth's computer}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I smell
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Teen spirit.</blockquote>
a really odorous cliche.

''{Cut to Sephiroth being on Clamburger's computer. Thatkidsam and Clamburger watch it.}''

'''CLAMBURGER:''' Indeed. And Bonus Stage sucks harder than the Bacon Man song in it.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Let's just hope that Rya doesn't appear anytime soon.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'm not sure how she could when she's ''dead.''</blockquote>
''{Rya appears, much to Thatkidsam's dismay. She is an undead Forsaken cyborg.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is why Matt Wilson hates his fans.</blockquote>
'''RYA:''' How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to me!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please, God, strike me blind.</blockquote>
''{Clamburger shrieks in a high-pitched voice and Thatkidsam bangs his head to a wall 27 times.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Specifics are important.</blockquote>
'''RYA:''' You have no chance to survive make your time!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Screw Make Your Time! It's completely bearable compared to this.</blockquote>
''{Clamburger and Thatkidsam both faint. Cut to behind Rya. It
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What? Rya's behind?</blockquote>
is Noxigar using a walkie-talkie to create Rya's voice. Noxigar sees that Clamburger and Thatkidsam are unconscious. Noxigar puts the walkie-talkie away.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Hehehe... gets 'em every time...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was definitely worth being a dead robot's behind for.</blockquote>
''{Strong Sader appears}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' I don't think that was very wise of you...

''{Noxigar gets out a HEAD-on
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' A what.</blockquote>
and applies directly on Strong Sader's head.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Head-on! Apply directly to the head!

''{The HEAD-on explodes, Strong Sader with it.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How depressing.</blockquote>
Cut to all of it being on Shadow Scythe's computer}''

'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Now that that's done I can use my tentacles to do my homework.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Oh victims you have some homework to do!"</blockquote>
''{End episode.}''

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