JCM: Noxigar's brain has officially left the building

2010-11-27T18:21:02Z

Noxigar's brain has officially left the building

New page

== Synopsis ==
Oh no, a plot point! Homestar finds the Computer Room with Vector the Crocodile and, um, I think that's it in terms of important stuff.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I love this show's definition of "important".</blockquote>
== Transcript ==

''{Cut to Homestar in a cardboard room, reading a newspaper known only as "The Wiki Times"}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' This newspapew is
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' A FAILURE.</blockquote>
wubbish. I'm going to go find whoevew wote it.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And give him a sevewe paddling.</blockquote>
''{Homestar walks outside the room. He realizes he is in StrongBadia's SPASAF ship.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What happened to their SBASAF ship? "I knew we shouldn't have done that thirteenth mission..."</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' I think the cawdboawd just got lawgew.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Law goo? What?</blockquote>
''{Homestar enters the main control room, where Strong Bad and the Cheat are.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! There's trouble in the Command Center!

''{Homestar gives Strong Bad a weirded
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Weird dad? I have too many of those to count! I hate you, mom.</blockquote>
out look}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Did you say thewe's twouble in the Command Centew? Stwong Bad, you need to be mowe
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''They see me mowing.''</blockquote>
owiginal.

''{Homestar kicks the Cheat into Strong Bad's stomach. They fall out of the cardboard ship and make a hole.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' In the cardboard ship or the ground they fall on? If it's both, they must have eaten one too many candy bars.</blockquote>
Vector the Crocodile appears.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why? Just why? There are plenty of Homestar characters and wiki users to choose from! Are you that intent on torturing me?</blockquote>
'''VECTOR:''' Well, if it isn't Homestar!

''{Several alarm sounds are going off. The hole leads to Strong Badia, with Strong Bad and the Cheat unconscious.}''

'''VECTOR:''' We've got to make it to the Computer Room before this place collapses! Feel like giving me a hand?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Suwe, why not?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' His name's not Sue, it's Vector!</blockquote>
''{Homestar and Vector head to Strong Bad's room in the Enselmo.}''

'''VECTOR:''' Homestar, that isn't the right way!

''{Cut to the wiki. The sysops are working.}''

'''SHWOO:''' Uh-oh! There's trouble in the-

'''CLAMBURGER:''' Not another Command Center joke, Shwoo!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was supposed to be a joke?</blockquote>
'''SHWOO:''' What? Anyway, some odd thing is happening to the Enselmo. Apparently some crocodile from a different series got there and is having Homestar look for a computer room.

'''JOSHUA:''' Aw, gosh darnit, we just reverted 27 million vandals!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Aw, gosh darnit, more traffic fraud!</blockquote>
We also have to take care of the Subpage rule! There's no time for a cardboard ship anyway!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The Cardboard Ship Anyway gets no love.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Homestar and Vector on the roof of the cardboard ship. Pan below to find Bubs with a lighter.}''

'''BUBS:''' Note to viewers.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's not a sentence.</blockquote>
Marzipan says this SPASAF thing is a waste of cardboard and aluminum foil. So, I'm getting paid $500 just to burn this so-called "ship" the Enselmo is.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How does burning it make it any less of a waste?</blockquote>
''{Bubs lights the lighter and approaches the Enselmo. Cut back to Homestar and Vector near the edge of one of the wings. They see a computer room at one of the basement windows of the ship.}''

'''VECTOR:''' Bingo! The computer room!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This sounds so much like Vector.</blockquote>
''{Vector dives into the Computer Room, bringing Homestar along.}''

'''VECTOR:''' We've found the computer room!

'''HOMESTAR:''' What was this fow again?

'''VECTOR:''' We've found the Homestar Runner Wiki! We can get in!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why the crap would some Sonic character go looking for an obscure fansite?</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh... okay. I guess we could go thewe.

''{Cut to the wiki. Only Clamburger and Joshua are on their computers.}''

'''CLAMBURGER:''' Homestar and that crocodile have found us out!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But they found the knowledge base.</blockquote>
What do we do?

'''JOSHUA:''' Uh... nothing. In fact, why don't we congratulate them for their intelligence?

'''CLAMBURGER:''' You know if Homestar finds us out then the fourth wall is broken, right?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And the fourth wall is so valuable in this show.</blockquote>
'''JOSHUA:''' I don't care.

''{Homestar and Vector make it to the wiki. They are at the Burger King.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{scoffs}'' My wiki has a McDonalds.</blockquote>
'''VECTOR:''' Woohoo! We're on the wiki!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It sounds like him so freaking much.</blockquote>
''{Cut to a see-through person behind them}''

'''???:''' Congratulations. I hope you enjoy your stay on the wiki.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, what's youw name?

'''???:''' I am Agent Seethroo. Pleasure to meet you.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Now we have actual HRWiki admins?</blockquote>
''{Agent Seethroo and Homestar shake hands.}''

'''AGENT SEETHROO:''' Anyway, I have to get going. So, see ya!

''{Agent Seethroo warps out. Homestar and Vector head in line to the Burger King. Cut to the wiki office upstairs.}''

'''JOSHUA:''' Well that was just awesome.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Well That was terrible! Don't even lie!</blockquote>
'''MARKIE:''' Hey, why do I have so few lines?

'''EKUL:''' I don't think the author knows you too well, and-
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No one knows Markie. He's a tough nut to crack.</blockquote>
''{Shwoo hits Ekul in the head with a pretzel stick}''

'''SHWOO:''' Okay, now that we have less idiocy,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' We will NEVER have less idiocy. NEVER.</blockquote>
what is it we're here for?

'''CLAMBURGER:''' In all ways but one Homestar
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sorry, other Homestar, you're a way too.</blockquote>
and the crocodile known as Vector have infiltrated the wiki. Hopefully they are not stupid enough to tell their companions in their homeworlds.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Shakespeare liked to coin new words, too. Got to celebrate it!</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' I don't think we can consider Homestar Runner as a threat. After all-

''{A "THE END" screen appears near the Burger King. End 'sode.}''

== Spot the References ==
=== Trivia ===

=== Inside References ===

=== Real World References ===

== Comments ==
<s>Find the computer room!</s> LOOK IT OVER! [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:08, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

RiffText/Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/5 - Revision history

JCM: Noxigar's brain has officially left the building