JCM: so many memes...so many {faints}

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so many memes...so many {faints}

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== Synopsis ==
Znex and Homestar don't exactly get along after algebra homework,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But during algebra homework, it's all fair game.</blockquote>
Badstar gets run over by a Pit Lord,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.</blockquote>
Blood Knight and Vindicator duel with blades, and the King of Town spams people, telling them to do barrel rolls and then getting eaten by the Zergling Mudkip.

== Transcript ==

''{Znex is in Homestar's room, trying to do his homework.}''

'''ZNEX:''' Mehehe...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What an ego.</blockquote>
now to just get this final algebra problem and I'll be on my way to getting Homestar's fame!

''{5 seconds later, Znex heads downstairs to Hoemstar's living room.}''

'''ZNEX:''' Come out, come out wherever you are, Homestar!

''{Homestar jumps on Znex, disguised as the Ask A Ninja guy}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' These rapes are getting a lot more creative!</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' I look fowawd to killing you soon!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Just to make sure he doesn't talk, though.</blockquote>
''{Cut to Badstar at an Old Navy mall. This music plays in the background: [http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/Biolizard.mid]}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Since when do malls play video game music?</blockquote>
'''BADSTAR:''' Strong Bad doesn't have any shirts! I must go get him some!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I wish my lover shopped for me like that.</blockquote>
''{Badstar walks towards the Old Navy, but gets run over by a Pit Lord}''

'''PIT LORD:''' Aggh, what is it with these wiki people and trying to get Strong Bad shirts? I think Strong Bad's cooler without a shirt. Geez, fangirls, get a life!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I just made that last sentence my Facebook status.</blockquote>
''{The Pit Lord charges offscreen. Cut to Blood Knight and Vindicator fighting with scythe and claymore.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' What is it with you guys? Aggh, you stupid World of WarCraft reference! Outta my domain!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I see you wanna be the ''master'' of your domain.</90s reference></blockquote>
''{Vindicator chops Blood Knight in half. Blood Knight pops back}''

'''BLOOD KNIGHT:''' That's the 27th time you've chopped me in half.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' 28 must be your lucky number, then.</blockquote>
''{Several Blood Knights are seen having been chopped in half. Bubs carries a wagon, and picks up a few corpses}''

'''BUBS:''' Bring out your dead!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I've been waiting forever for you to come by! ''{takes a large bag from under the seat}''</blockquote>
''{Blood Knight and Vindicator look at Bubs rather peculiarly. After 2 seconds, they resume combat. Cut to King of Town in Thunder Bluff, where Cow Puncher is surrounded by several Bluffwatchers.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do a barrel roll!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's it. Screw this. ''{points a gun to his mouth}''</blockquote>
''{King of Town runs offscreen. Cut to Znex and Homestar fighting each other. Homestar's still in the Ask a Ninja costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' King of Town tells a ninja...

''{King of Town runs onscreen. He stops to see Znex and Homestar kicking each other's butts.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do a barrel roll!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{pulls the trigger}''</blockquote>
''{King of Town runs offscreen. Cut to Shadow Scythe on his computer, using Macromedia Flash to make a Strong Bad email parody. King of Town runs offscreen.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{muffled}'' But he never ran onscreen.</blockquote>
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do a barrel roll!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{takes gun out mouth}'' Crap, I forgot to load this. Oh well, maybe he's done.</blockquote>
''{King of Town runs offscreen. Shadow Scythe makes a confused look on his face.}''

'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' What he say?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You not want to know.</blockquote>
Anyway, let's check our email.

''{Shadow Scythe opens up a bronze screen and types: '''shadowscythe_email.exe'''.}''

<pre>
Dear Shadow Scythe,
How do you type with tentacles?

Sincerely,
Artificial Chaos
</pre>

''{Shadow Scythe reads the email}''

'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' And this gets the DELETED award of 2007!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What? I spent negative three years trying to win that award!</blockquote>
''{Shadow Scythe deletes the email. Cut to Blood Knight and Vindicator, still fighting. King of Town rushes on by, stopping to watch the fight.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do a barrel roll!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{hits himself with the gun}'' WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY</blockquote>
''{King of Town rushes off, but comes to a dead end. Noxigar is behind him.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, well, Mr. Vandal. Looks like you're about to be banned!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{dazed}'' Off with his head!</blockquote>
Let my Zergling Mudkip show you justice. Nworb Enaj Yeslek!

''{The Zergling Mudkip appears and eats the King of Town whole.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{pauses, then hits himself with the gun again}'' WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY</blockquote>
Cut to Znex, who just watched it all.}''

'''ZNEX:''' Can it get any dumber?

''{Zeeky Boogy Doog appears}''

'''ZBD:''' Zeeky Boogy Doog!

''{Znex's head explodes.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{groans}'' Lucky.</blockquote>
Cut to Sephiroth who is behind ZBD}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Your head asplode!

''{End episode.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{looks at the large bag still beside him}'' Will Bubs come by again shortly?</blockquote>

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== Comments ==
... Just review it. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 17:52, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa! This time I don't nearly become part of some tentacle Hentai! Cool! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
::I wouldn't call it "hentai". The episode itself revolved around Shadow Scythe's tentacles attempting to choke people to death. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 16:59, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
:::I know that, but in the Anime community, Tentacles are associatied with Hentai. That's the joke. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:25, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
::::Oh dear, really? >_< [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 17:26, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::Ja. I'm not gonna tell you the details about it though. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:28, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::Good idea. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 17:29, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Hentai is well... can I say it? P- *is killed by raids of 13 year olds with bleeding ears* {{User:ApocalypX/sig}} 21:06, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Tentecles don't always have to be with that. I assume he has tentecle arms... {{User:Homsar44withpie/sig}} 21:37, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

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