https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FEverything_You_Know_Is_Wrong%2FEpisodes%2F2RiffText/Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/2 - Revision history2026-04-19T17:23:16ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/Everything_You_Know_Is_Wrong/Episodes/2&diff=186277&oldid=prevJCM: nothing to see here2013-11-11T05:46:09Z<p>nothing to see here</p>
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</table>JCMhttps://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/Everything_You_Know_Is_Wrong/Episodes/2&diff=170319&oldid=prevJCM: tentacle rape is no crime2010-11-26T22:01:00Z<p>tentacle rape is no crime</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br />
Eric becomes an X-men character of unfathomable awesomeness,<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's unfathomable because there is none.</blockquote><br />
Cyrus makes an army of Lucarios and succeeds when Homestar Tiger fuses Charizard DNA alongside it, Sam the Man impersonates Rob Burgundy, and stupidity ensues.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Eric goes to his fridge in the kitchen.}''<br />
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'''ERIC:''' Let's get me some Cheetos.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Let's get you some 1st grade education.</blockquote><br />
''{Eric opens the fridge to obtain a canister of glowing green Cheetos. He goes to the table and begins eating several Cheetos. After about 15 Cheetos, Eric transforms into the Juggernaut.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The what.</blockquote><br />
Eric gets a headache and goes to his bathroom to get some Tylenol when he sees himself in the mirror.}''<br />
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'''ERIC:''' Sweet! I'm the freakin' Juggernaut!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The freakin' what!</blockquote><br />
Let's go kick some butt.<br />
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''{Eric walks out of the bathroom offscreen. Cut to Cyrus in his laboratory}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' Yes! These lab results will make my army of loyal Lucarios more powerful than any Pokemon.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You have way too much time on your hands.</blockquote><br />
Not even Shedinja will be able to withstand the awesomeness of this army!<br />
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''{Cyrus triggers several green and blue switches. Homestar Tiger appears}''<br />
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'''HST:''' Hey, Cyrus! You forgot to pull this switch!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Is he going to take off his pants?</blockquote><br />
''{HST pulls an orange switch. Cyrus has an enraged look on his face.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Orange? OH MY GOSH HE DIDN'T</blockquote><br />
'''CYRUS:''' No, my army of Lucarios is ruined!<br />
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''{Cut to the bilogical<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's logical on both sides, I see.</blockquote><br />
tube containing Lucario's DNA. The orange switch causes Charizard's DNA to also be in the biological tube. The tube starts glowing red and explodes. A crossbreed of Charizard and Lucario appears from the smoke.}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' Yes, it's a chemical success!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But 5 seconds ago you said it was failure. What</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to the Charizard-Lucario hybrid hugging its creator. Homestar Tiger blows some tissues, apparently crying.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If you're crying, stop blowing on those tissues and make use of them!</blockquote><br />
'''HST:''' Can't you imagine a more beautiful sight?<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, I'm pretty sure I can.</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to a group of hooded people at a bar. Among them is Clamburger.}''<br />
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'''CLAMBURGER:''' Attention, everyone! This is the anti-Bonus Stage cult! We must demolish Matt Wilson! Anyone care to supply us with weaponry?<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The funny thing is that Matt Wilson is an avid member of the cult.</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to Cow Puncher in the Thunder Bluff elevator.}''<br />
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'''COW PUNCHER:''' I'm here to punch cows!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, that's why his name is Cow Puncher.</blockquote><br />
''{Cow Puncher is impeded by several Bluffwatchers, who try to tear him to pieces using huge axes.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hands tear things to pieces. Axes cut things to pieces. I know. I've killed men with both.</blockquote><br />
Cow Puncher dodges them, punching them back with fist weaponry.}''<br />
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'''COW PUNCHER:''' Ha, ha! I am teh winner! You are teh n00bertz!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to see that all of that footage was revealed to be in Sephiroth's television}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wow, and Shadow Scythe thinks he can use Newgrounds? Ha! Newgrounds is a load o' rubbish!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You see, he said rubbish because that's what British people say and he's British and you get the point.</blockquote><br />
''{Shadow Scythe pops up from behind Sephiroth's couch. He carries his tentacles.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{screams}'' My childhood!</blockquote><br />
'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' I'll show you a load o' rubbish! Prepare to be destroyed!<br />
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''{Shadow Scythe's tentacles are about to wrap around Sephiroth. Cut to Sam the Man in his anchorman outfit.}''<br />
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'''SAM THE MAN:''' ''{impersonating Rob Burgundy}'' Attention, everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Community! This is the Neighborhood Watch Community,<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I got it the first time.</blockquote><br />
reminding ''everyone'' that tentacle assault is illegal.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What about tentacle ''sexual'' assault?</blockquote><br />
Thank you and have a safe day!<br />
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''{Cut back to Sephiroth, who uses his long blade to cut Shadow Scythe's tentacles}''<br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Darn you,<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' <s>4Kids</s><s>4Wimps</s></blockquote><br />
Neighborhood Watch Community!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH:''' I should have more lines than this!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The English: never satisfied.</blockquote><br />
''{Cloud pops up with his sword}''<br />
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'''CLOUD:''' You rang?<br />
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''{Sephiroth and Cloud have a long swordfight.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{an hour later}'' Will someone get freaking cut already?</blockquote><br />
Cut to the Broternal Oder of Different Helmets}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Owdew! Owdew!<br />
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''{Cut to Sam the Man, this time dressed up as Rob Burgundy instead of impersonating his voice.}''<br />
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'''SAM THE MAN:''' This is Action News. Today a lot of stupid stuff happened on this wiki.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Slow day?</blockquote><br />
We'd like to apologize for interrupting your program, and we assure you that Shadow Scythe's tentacles will not cause any more technical difficulties.<br />
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''{Shadow Scythe pops up}''<br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' I'll show you technical difficulties!<br />
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''{Shadow Scythe envelops his tentacles around Sam the Man's neck.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How does anyone find this arousing?</blockquote><br />
Cut to Strong Bad, who has entered the living room}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar, have you seen the XBox?<br />
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''{Cut to Homestar, sitting on the couch.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' It's wight hewe...<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' In my pa-</blockquote><br />
in my pants...<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh...OK.</blockquote><br />
''{Strong Bad shows his left leg<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Scandalous.</blockquote><br />
and proceeds towards Homestar, ready to kick. Cut to Eric in the same living room. He's still the Juggernaut.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The what.</blockquote><br />
'''ERIC:''' Woohoo! Let's get that XBox!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Whoa! Pause!</blockquote><br />
''{Eric heads toward that same couch, where an XBox is behind it. He smells it.}''<br />
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'''ERIC:''' Why do I smell skunk?<br />
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''{Cut to Shwoo in Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''SHWOO:''' Hola, Bubs.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's 'cause he's a Mexican, isn't it?</blockquote><br />
'''BUBS:''' Hola, senorita! What can I getcha?<br />
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'''SHWOO:''' Uh, do you have any 1.6 Rulebreakers?<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You're in one.</blockquote><br />
'''BUBS:''' Eh, I'm all out of thems. I can getcha a the Cheat.<br />
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''{Bubs takes out the Cheat from a cooler}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Cold like ice cream!<br />
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'''SHWOO:''' Uh... no thanks.<br />
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''{End 'sode.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{stereotypical black accent}''' Yeah, I be poppin' open them sodes and devouring that delicious high fructose corn syrup. They call it the white man's poison, but I calls it good!</blockquote><br />
== Spot the References ==<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sorry. I have a life.</blockquote><br />
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== Comments ==<br />
Meh. Comment here.<br />
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Comment! Comment comment? Comment comment comment!!1 {{User:ApocalypX/sig}} 23:04, 3 October 2007 (UTC)<br />
:Uh... translation? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 17:25, 5 October 2007 (UTC)</div>JCM