JCM: another almost painless episode

2010-11-28T00:40:51Z

another almost painless episode

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== Summary ==
Aruseus and Garzel get bored and try to do something to get themselves more screentime.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' When I'm bored, I play a video game.</blockquote>
== Transcript ==

''{Aruseus is in his living room. Garzel enters the room.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Garzel. Mind if we get pizza tonight?

'''GARZEL:''' Yeah, whatever gets us more screentime. I mean, these toons are short as it is.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Is there something wrong with that?</blockquote>
'''ARUSEUS:''' The lengths actually vary.

'''GARZEL:''' Don't tell me how to run an episode, you!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He prizes his opinions more than his car.</blockquote>
'''ARUSEUS:''' Let's watch [[TLA]],
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No thanks.</blockquote>
then subject Tom to numerous Pokexperiments under orders from Lucas Aura.

'''GARZEL:''' Uh... ok. Why Tom, though? Can't we get Foxx or Fang to be experimented?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Foxx is already demented,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Coming from someone about to perform "Pokexperiments".</blockquote>
and Fang got demoted to filler character
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He thinks anyone who isn't him is a filler character.</blockquote>
last time I checked.

'''GARZEL:''' Do you even ''have'' proof that Fang is a filler character?

'''ARUSEUS:''' He's not featured in anything cool.

'''GARZEL:''' Nevermind. He's not featured in even anything uncool.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Case in point: this show.</blockquote>
Not too much a fan of TLA anyway.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That automatically makes him a terrible person.</blockquote>
Can we please change the channel to something better?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay, I'm gonna go bag Tom.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That sounds so wrong, he doesn't even know.</blockquote>
''{Aruseus walks offscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm turning into a squirrel!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "Doctor? Shoot, I'm in the wrong building."</blockquote>
''{Silence for 10 seconds}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' It's so dang quiet.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then turn on the radio, you ungrateful little brat.</blockquote>
'''GARZEL:''' No doctor's here.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I hate episode 8.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I hate episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and maybe even 12.</blockquote>

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JCM: another almost painless episode