20eric06: hm I guess I forgot to add some stuff I wanted to

2009-07-22T06:41:04Z

hm I guess I forgot to add some stuff I wanted to

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''{Cut back to MB's house. Bling opens the door, carrying bags of food}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Hm, I have a deja vu feeling...</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' I'M HOME! ''{drops the food when he sees the burn mark and the shirts}'' OH GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?!

''{suddenly, the door busts open. UT runs in}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Hey there, Unreal Tournam--wait a minute...</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' AAH! OH GOD! ''{pulls out a gun, shoots UT in the head}'' Ah! T-Tracy, it's just you. Wh-what HAPPENED here?!
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' WAIT A MINUTE</blockquote>

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, as you can probably guess, Bell and Sarah are dead.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' WHY AM I WATCHING THIS AGAIN?!</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' WHAT?!!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yes...

'''MATURE BLING:''' Say, y-you seem different...
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' No, he's the exact same as he was in the last... thing, which was the EXACT SAME AS THIS ONE.</blockquote>

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I am. I have been infused with what remained of Bell. I am no long Tracy, nor am I Bell. I am Unholy Tracy.

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...I see...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'm sorry, Bling, but I couldn't stop him... None of us could.

'''MATURE BLING:''' Couldn't stop WHO?!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' It's hard to explain. You see...

''{cut to a while later}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...And then I became Unholy Tracy.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Although I'm still rather amused how those two sentences were fused together with that cut.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Hmm...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, goodbye, Bling. I hope to see you again, but it isn't likely that I will.

'''MATURE BLING:''' O-okay...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ciao! ''{warps off}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...They're gone. They're all gone. First the two Skullbuggies three years ago, and now the rest of them. Hehe. Hahaha. AHAHAHA. BWAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''{rips off shirt, pulls out a sword, runs off}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Well at least it's finally some original content. Seriously, why would you make someone watch something bad twice?</blockquote>

''{cut to MB
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Hey there, M. Bison.</blockquote>
standing on a tree branch. The sword is sticking up out of the ground, with the handle embedded within the concrete. Many people are watching MB. He pulls out a remote control labeled "DESTROY ALL BLING CLONES", and presses the button on it.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' It's a multi-functional control where all buttons destroy bling clones, I guess.</blockquote>
MB then jumps out of the tree, many people scream,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' --but not all--</blockquote>
and he lands on the ground,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' --but not on the sword--</blockquote>
with the sword stabbed into his chest.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' --which probably deattached itself from the ground and just jumped onto him right now.</blockquote>
While he is doing all this, he is laughing maniacally.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' But you only tell me that now! I can only picture him laughing ''after'' he was mysteriously impaled by that sword.</blockquote>
Cut to a padded cell in an insane asylum. Mature Bling is thrown onscreen, in a straitjacket. Slamming off the cell door is heard. MB is still laughing. Cut to a year later,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Again, with no indication of such.</blockquote>
outside an insane asylum. MB walks out of it, with no shirt, and a large scar on his chest}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' Hmm... I wonder what has happened in the year I have been stuck in there. ''{Average soul reaper clothes appear on him, and he walks offscreen}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Another apparition of the BioSkin clothes, with the new invisible feature.</blockquote>

''{cut to outside Bell and MB's houses. MB warps in and kicks down the door to Bell's house.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Wait, he warps in, I suppose ''in the house'', and THEN kicks the door? I think the baloney sandwich I'm eating right now makes more sense than this entire page.</blockquote>
Cut to inside the house, with the camera filming the door. The door breaks down,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' --by itself--</blockquote>
and MB walks in}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...HOLY HELL.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Do these guys love oxymorons or what?</blockquote>

''{the camera spins around, to reveal the walls covered in blood, black ink, and measuring tape.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' why measuring tape</blockquote>
There are destroyed copies of <font color=blue>House</font>
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' why blue text</blockquote>
of Leaves scattered everywhere. There is also the number "2645" scrawled all over the walls. One large one is 2645 in roman numerals
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' --for a change of pace--</blockquote>
(MMDCXLV) scrawled in what appears to be blood on an otherwise empty, white wall, which is strange, considering the rest of the walls are pastel blue}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Jesus Christ, what the hell IS this? I can understand the <font color=blue>H</font>
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' why blue text again</blockquote>
oL remnants, but "2645"? What-Wait...
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' "What-Wait", I like this new word.</blockquote>
''{pulls out a calculator, presses some buttons}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Ah'm ken't doo basic mah-the-mah-teecs wif mah heads</blockquote>
OH. OH GOD. Wait... When did ''I''-Hmm... ''{presses some more buttons on the calculator}'' ...2667? That was the year I-THE CURSE! IT'S REAL!
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Oh yes, because that just made a whole lot of sense to the viewer. Nobody's going to be clueless at all.</blockquote>
''{screams, runs out}''

'''''TO BE COMPLETED'''''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Please, don't.</blockquote>

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