20eric06 at 19:46, 21 July 2009

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''{cut to a black screen. the words "Epilogue: Tracy" appear, and fade away after five seconds.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' marked with high precision with a Swiss stopwatch.</blockquote>
Cut to MB's house, in Japan.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' JAPAN!</blockquote>
there is a burn mark in the carpet. Sarah's shirt is laying on the ground,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Ooh.</blockquote>
on fire.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Aww...</blockquote>
Bell and Tracy are lying on the ground, severely injured}''

'''TRACY:''' Ughhh...

'''IM A BELL:''' T-Tracy...

'''TRACY:''' ...What?

'''IM A BELL:''' C-come over here...
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Why don't you have a seat, right over here...</blockquote>

''{Tracy crawls over to Bell}''

'''TRACY:''' Y-yes?

'''IM A BELL:''' T-Tracy... My son... My ONLY son... I-I want to give you my body...
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' I hope this is not what I think it is.</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' W-what?
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' I-It's r-really s-shaky i-in h-here!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I want to fuse m-my body with yours... I-it will make you stronger than even I...

'''TRACY:''' ...Okay.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Why did you cut him off mid-sentence? That's rude!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' E-excellent... Grab my hand, T-Tracy.

'''TRACY:''' ...Yes, Bell. ''{grabs Bell's hand}''

''{Bell starts glowing. Soon, Tracy is, too}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Radioactive handshake, YEEEAAAHH!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I-I love you, son...

'''TRACY:''' And I love you, father.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' In the director's cut version, cue to a french kiss.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' HnnnghhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ''{glows even more, disappears, leaving his shirt}''

''{cut to a void similar to that in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9xbI5a1ilk the scene in the old Transformers movie where Galvatron is created].
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' We just can't be original, have this youtube video!</blockquote>
Tracy appears there. He is transformed into a different being in the same way Galvatron and his minions were created in that scene.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' I'm surprised they didn't link it again.</blockquote>
When Tracy is reformatted, his hair disappears, he obtains a goatee, his hands become tentacles like Bell's, he grows wings, and he becomes taller. The sleeves on his trenchcoat become long sleeves instead of short sleeves,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' New BioSkin clothes: Clothes that adjust themselves to genetic mutations automatically! Radioactive protection sold separatedly.</blockquote>
and a katana appears in his hand}''

'''BELL'S VOICE:''' Arise... UNHOLY TRACY!
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Wah! A ghost!</blockquote>

''{cut back to MB's living room. Unholy Tracy is standing beside Bell's soul}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Father, I will never forget you, and all of my battles
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' You spelled "battles"-- ...right! Congratulations!</blockquote>
with be for you.

'''IM A BELL:''' Hehehe. Okay, son.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Hahahaha I just died that is so funny.</blockquote>

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{nodes, runs out the door}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Goodbye, son.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' He already left, sorry.</blockquote>
''{disappears}''

''{cut to a farm in Texas. A sign hanging there reads "Bush Ranch". UT runs in.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Hey there Unreal Tournament.</blockquote>
A few seconds later, the ranch explodes, flinging UT out of it}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Woooaaaahh!

''{Cut back to MB's house.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' What was the meaning of the last scene? Something symbolic? Deep.</blockquote>
UT breaks open the door. Mature Bling is there, staring at the shirts laying on the ground and at the burn mark on the carpet}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' AAH! OH GOD!
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' IT'S A BRASS ROUNDED CONE WITH A BAD GOATEE!</blockquote>
''{pulls out a gun, shoots UT in the head}'' Ah! T-Tracy, it's just you.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Sorry for trying to kill you, man.</blockquote>
Wh-what HAPPENED here?!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, as you can probably guess,
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' I doubt so.</blockquote>
Bell and Sarah are dead.

'''MATURE BLING:''' WHAT?!!!
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Told you.</blockquote>

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yes...

'''MATURE BLING:''' Say, y-you seem different...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I am. I have been infused with what remained of Bell. I am no long
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' No long?</blockquote>
Tracy, nor am I Bell. I am Unholy Tracy.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' You see, I'm not Tracy, I'm Tracy. Except now I'm Unholy. It's... my new first name. Stop laughing.</blockquote>

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...I see...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'm sorry, Bling, but I couldn't stop him... None of us could.

'''MATURE BLING:''' Couldn't stop WHO?!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' It's hard to explain.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' But I will anyways.</blockquote>
You see...

''{cut to a while later}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' With no indication of so, fusing the last line with the next line. Think about it, it's hilarious.</blockquote>

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...And then I became Unholy Tracy.

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Hmm...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, goodbye, Bling. I hope to see you again, but it isn't likely that I will.

'''MATURE BLING:''' O-okay...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ciao! ''{warps off}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' "Ciao" sounds so out-of-placely cheerful.</blockquote>

''{cut to Unholy Tracy at Malifact & Malifact}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' So, do I get the job?
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Because, you know, this is totally not a sudden change of pace.</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Sure. Three of our workers just disappeared. Bell, Tracy, and Sarah. You heard of them?
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' These strangers whose relations to you are unknown to me have disappeared. EVER HEARD OF THEM?!</blockquote>

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm, yes, I believe I have. I think they all died.

'''CHAOS:'''''{gasps}'' WHAT?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You must have been a friend of theirs. I am truly sorry, sir.
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' Sir, do I even know you?</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Do not be sorry. It's not your fault.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{thinking}'' Oh, but it IS my fault, Chaos. It was all my fault. Bell created that monster, and he and Tracy could not stop him. ''{speaking}'' You know what? I don't need a job. Goodbye. ''{walks off}''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' It's like The Attack of Nonsense 3 all over again.</blockquote>

'''''END OF CHAPTER'''''
<blockquote>'''ERIC:''' That's it, I'm having a migraine</blockquote>

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