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<p>Created page with &#039;== Summary == A lesbian couple moves upstairs from The Choom Gang. Skub goes to the gym. == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Noid moves upstairs from the Choom Gang}&#039;&#039; &lt;blockquote&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;NOXIGAR:...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> <br /> A lesbian couple moves upstairs from The Choom Gang. Skub goes to the gym.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Noid moves upstairs from the Choom Gang}''<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' 'Kay, the synopsis already said why, or else I'd be '''very''' confused right now.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' Huff-a-puff! I am goin' a-to the gym! ''{Skub hops up from the couch and boogies on over to the gym}''<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' '''boogies on over'''? What is this, the mid-80's?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''FREE WEIGHTS:''' Hello, Mr. Skub!<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' Hello, free weights!<br /> <br /> '''FREE WEIGHTS:''' A fine day for a-liftin', eh sir?<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' A fine day indeed, my boys.<br /> <br /> ''{Skub begins to lift the first weight}''<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' Rub-a-dub-dub, I'm the liftin'-est Skub! <br /> <br /> '''FREE WEIGHTS:''' Lift us next!<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' Why, sure! Just...<br /> <br /> ''{beat}''<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' ''WEIGHT'' a second!<br /> <br /> '''FREE WEIGHTS:''' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Skub you card!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Comma, you card!&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' Thank you, free weights! I- Wait a second. This isn't right at all.<br /> <br /> ''{The scene fades. Open to a scene of Skub in a padded cell. He is rubbing his feces on a wall while making airplane noises}''<br /> <br /> '''SKUB:''' Brrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!<br /> <br /> '''DR. ROSKOVICH:''' There's no help for him. Let's go.<br /> <br /> ''{Mrs. Skub runs away from the one-way window sobbing}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh, I see. Let's pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. Gee, I'm sure Skub could use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

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