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''{cut to outside of a theater. eberybody but the villains and Vegerot are there. Vegerot runs out}''

'''VEGEROT:''' Hey guys!!!! The movie's back on!!!

'''ALL BUT VEGEROT:''' YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

''{Everybody runs in. The movie cointinues.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Last time on Bell Quest...

'''ALL:''' A RECAP?!!!

'''NARRATOR:''' And now, to the movie!

'''ALL:''' YAY!!!

''{The movie continues.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Crowd's a little ''too'' excitable.</blockquote>

'''PTER:''' Ebeneezer, do I dare ask... how could you possibily be alive?

'''EBENEEZER:''' Alive? Who said anything about me being alive? ''{arm falls off}'' I died of a horrible sickness 120 years ago when me and my family migrated to FCUSA form German...Irelan...Germanirelandystralia!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I kind of wish Badstar and Bell didn't half-ass Ebeneezer's character.</blockquote>

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' I'm also a zombie and that creeps me out!

'''DEMON BELL:''' WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT US!!!!!?????

'''SHINEZ:''' Uhh... because you suck?

'''DEMON BELL:''' ''{Takes out invert ray and zaps Pter.}'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

''{When the blast hit's Pter, it clones him. The Pter clone has inverted colors and is evil.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh. Gad. [[Image:Evil Pter.PNG|thumb|the Pter clone]]

'''DEMON BELL:''' ''{Zap's Bellson, same happens}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{blinks}'' This is starting to suck. Very much. [[Image:Evil Bellson.PNG|thumb|Bellson Clone]]

'''DEMON BELL:''' Wait till you see this!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I can't! Both JPEG files don't work.</blockquote>

''{The Pter clone looks at Pter. His eyes glow. Pter slowly begins to fade out of exsistence.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' PTER!!! I'll save you!!!

''{Im a bell jumps in front of Pter. Im a bell mutates into a giant grren version of himself, then dissapears}''

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh...

'''DEMON BELL:''' ''{Zap's everbody else with the invert ray. Vegerot's clone is benevolent and female}''

'''H44WP:''' What. The. Crap. That wasn't supposed to happen! It gets a rulebreaker!!!

'''BADSTAR:''' Why?

'''H44WP:''' 'Cuz I said so!!!!!

'''BADSTAR:''' What does benevolent mean?

'''IM A BELL:''' A benevolent person is nice, caring, and not at all evil. THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF VEGEROT!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Sometimes I wish the Fourth Wall got a little more respect around here.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{To villains.}'' I don't get it. What are you guys trying to do?

'''H44WP:''' You know what? I'm not sure. Ask DB.

'''DEMON BELL:''' I'm just creating an army of evil anti-slaves

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Anti-slaves? So, they'd be free? Still not sounding evil at all.</blockquote>

to rule the world. Wait, do you mean why we captured Bling?

'''BADSTAR:''' No.

'''DEMON BELL:''' Okay, then I just told you.

''{The movie stops again.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' O_o... Aw, holy crap! This movie is taking too frickin' long! Look, I'm getting the crap outta here.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You said Chapter 6 ''was'' the longest Chapter. What ma- 
''{Namine looks further down the page.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' Right. Chapter 9 is somehow ''longer.''</blockquote>

Oh, and one more thing, you suck, 1-up.

'''1-UP:''' Why?

'''IM A BELL:''' Why do you think?!!

''{Im a bell leaves the theater}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Hey, the movies back on!

''{The movie continues.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Soo... Im a bell's gone...

'''BADSTAR:''' I am bell and Bellson, hold off the invert army! 1-UP and Kyubii, try to get that invert ray! Me and Anti-Bling are going to try and see if we can save Pter and Im a bell!
Homestar, make me a sandwiche! Everybody else, run away screaming! BREAK!

''{Everybody splits up.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''That'' was a quick change of leadership.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' So, Kyubii, I wasn't paying attention. What are we supposed to do?

'''KYUBII:''' We have to get that invert ray!

'''1-UP:''' WE HAVE TO GET THE SERUM THROUGH?!!!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Badstar didn't mention a serum. 
''{Namine looks up above the page to do a double-take.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' Yeah, no. No serum.</blockquote>

'''KYUBII:''' Let's just go...

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay... Lesse, I need... some bronco trolleys, some tenderbread, and a ketchup-covered marshmallow!

''{Homestar gets these things out of a fridge and makes them into a sandwich}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I think this is a pretty awesome sandwich!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I like how this compares Homestar to Homeschool.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Bellson and I am bell.}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Bellson, do you ever feel like blowing stuff up?

'''BELLSON:''' Cousin doesn't let me use explosives, so I just use my incredible strength.

'''I AM BELL:''' You can't possibily be as strong as you say you are.

'''BELLSON:''' Oh, yeah? See those antis over there?

'''I AM BELL:''' Yeah.

''{Bellson spits acid into one of the antis' eye. He then fires a nuclear missle at the other one}''

''{Bellson turns back to normal. His eyes widen.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Oh my godI'velostmypowers! I gotta go find Acidchick-I mean-Acidgrrl.

''{Bellson runs away}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Dependency on another person's presence as a condition to gaining awesome powers doesn't seem all that practical.</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:''' WAIT! Don't just leave me here! Maybe I should tell him the truth that Acidgrrl got scared and left. Nah, it will funnier this way.

''{cut to Bellson looking for Acidgrrl}''

'''BELLSON:''' Acidgrrl! Acidgrrl! Where are you? Hey, a door.

''{Bellson opens the door}''

''{Cut to Anti-Bling and Badstar.}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Badstar, how do you think we can find Pter & Im a bell?

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Thinking}'' Ummm... ''{A light bulb appears above his head.}'' I have a plan! Remember how I sent 1-UP and Kyubii to go get the invert ray?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Yeah, why?

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, I was gonna have them destroy it, but instead... ''{Whispers in Anti-Blings ear.}''

''{Cut to 1-UP and Kyubii Hiding behind A golden tower with stairs. On top of the tower is Demon Bell and H44WP's throne.}''

'''DEMON BELL:''' H44, Have you ever felt that a pudding lover and a nine tailed fox were about to sneak up on you?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Weird way to confirm omniscience, or at least good perceptive skills. Otherwise, good question.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' No, why?

'''KYUBII & 1-UP:''' Because one's about to right now!!!!!!!!!!

''{1-UP Turns solid gold and rams the throne. The villains fall on to the ground and the invert ray goes flying through the air.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Shouldn't the invert ray just break?</blockquote>

'''KYUBII:''' AAH!!! THE RAY! CATCH IT!!!

'''1-UP:''' YOU GET IT!

''{Cut to Bellson in a dark room.}''

'''BELLSON:''' W-why did this door close? Where am I?

''{two red, glowing eyes appear}''

'''BELLSON:''' AAH! Wh-who are you?

''{A 300 feet tall rat comes out of the darkness. 5000 more 300 foot long rats come out of the darkness.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Bellson should be choking to death, unless the chamber is huge enough to fit 5000 300 foot-long rats ''and'' Bellson.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' ...Holy Jesus. Oh, well...

''{Bellson kills all of the rats}''

''{They come back to life.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Guess I have to destroy them. Acid spit! Crap. I forgot. I lost my powers. I gotta go find Acidgrrl!!!!

'''ONE OF THE RATS:''' Ummm... don't you know? Acidgrrl got scared and went back to 20X6.

'''BELLSON:''' What?!!! Noes!!! Wait, how can you talk? And why aren't you killing me?

<blockquote>''{Namine facepalms}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' You don't ask that.</blockquote>

''{All the rat's attack. Cut to I am bell. he is surrounded by inverts.}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Eep! BELLSON! Come back darn you! Waaah!!! I want my mommy! I want my brother! Okay, calm down... ''{takes a deep breath}'' Imma chargin' mah lazer!

''{the inverts become confused}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Imma firin' mah lazer!

''{the inverts become scared}''

'''I AM BELL:''' SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{I am bell fires a lazer out of his mouth and into the inverts. half of them are destroyed''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why only half?</blockquote>

''Cut to 1-UP and Kyubii.}''

'''KYUBII:''' WHERE'S THE RAY?

'''1-UP:''' I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT!

'''KYUBII:''' HEY! There it is! It's stuck on the wall! 1-up, go get it!

'''1-UP:''' It's too high up!

'''KYUBII:''' Pretend it's pudding!

'''1-UP:''' ...OhmygodIhavetogetit!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Pudding's all he honestly thinks about.</blockquote>

''{1-up runs to the wall and jumps up to the ray and catches it. he jumps off of the wall and next to Kyubii}''

'''KYUBII:''' Hooooooooly Jesus!

''{1-UP gets kicked in the head by H44WP. 1-UP falls to the ground unconscious. Demon Bell grabs Kyubii by his tails and throw him into the wall. Kyubii becomes unconscious.}''

'''DEMON BELL:''' Nice job!

'''H44WP:''' You too!

'''DEMON BELL:''' Except...

''{Demon Bell peels away to reveal it's 1-up in a costume}''

'''1-UP:''' I'm not Demon Bell!

'''H44WP:''' Wha?

''{the unconscious 1-up is revealed to be Demon Bell. Kyubii wakes up}''

'''KYUBII:''' Haha!

'''H44WP:''' Well, I have a suprise for you guys, too! That's not the real invert ray!

'''1-UP:''' Huh? Oh, we know.

''{ 1-up pulls the REAL invert ray out}''

'''KYUBII:''' THIS IS!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This joke went on for a ''little'' too long. Unless that's not the actual joke being made, and it's some other joke from left-field.</blockquote>

''{Kyubii tries to zap H44WP, but the invert ray won't work.}''

'''H44WP:''' Must be out of juice.

''{H44WP moves in to kill 1-UP and Kyubii, but all of a sudden, Pterrax and Kyarri come out of a time portal.}''

'''H44WP:''' ...HOLY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''PTERRAX:''' I'll kill y'all! Punchapunchapunchapunchapunchapunchapunchapunchaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

'''KYARII:''' ''{Talking very fast.}'' Hello!I'mKyarri!I'mgonnahurtya'bad! ''{Run's around in a circle around H44WP.}'' Wannapieceofme!? Huh? Doya'doya'doya? Huhhuhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh?

'''H44WP:''' ...You're annoying...

'''KYARII:''' Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhu-WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!

'''H44WP:''' I said you are annoying!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' They're all kind of annoying, except for Im a bell and Badstar.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Badstraw! Bodstore! Badstros, where are you?

''{cut to Badstar. An invert sneaks up behind him, grabs him, and runs away. Nobody notices this. Cut to Bellson. He is very tired.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Must... defeat... rats! ''{Passes out from exhaustion.}''

'''ONE OF THE RATS:''' ...Wow. You guys have anyidea why he was looking for Acidgrrl?

'''RAT:''' No clue.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Rats do have short-term memory issues.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Kyarri and Pterrax}''

'''H44WP:''' ...This is getting annoying...

'''PTERRAX:'''''{simultaneously}'' Punchapunchapunchapunchapunchapunchapunchapunchapuncha...

'''KYARRI:'''''{simultaneously}'' Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh...

'''DEMON BELL:'''''{just woke up}'' ...Yeah...

''{Demon Bell takes out a lazer gun and zaps Pteraxx and Kyarii.They both fall unconscious.}''''

'''H44WP:''' ...Thanks. What do we do with all these bodies...?

'''KYUBII:'''1-UP, how do we fix the invert ray?

'''1-UP:''' ...Give it pudding?

'''H44WP:''' Crap. They're awake.

''{5 minutes later...}''

'''KYUBII:''' Odd... You're plan actually worked...

'''1-UP:''' Now we have to go find Badstar. Where is he anyway?

''{Cut to Badstar.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Where are you taking me?

'''RATSDAB (INVERTED BADSTAR):''' Don't worry. You're safe.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' There's an inverted Badstar now?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' So, you aren't evil?

'''RATSDAB:''' Nah. Just mad.

'''BADSTAR:''' At what?

'''RATSDAB:''' A lot of things.

'''BADSTAR:''' So... could you put me down?

'''RATSDAB:''' Sure.

''{Ratsdab lets of of Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' O-ow!

'''RATSDAB:''' Op! S-sorry...

''{Cut to I Am Bell. He is almost out of strength.}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Shoop... ''{cough}'' Da... ''{cough}'' Whoopppppp...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Using your energy on the same attack. Weird, but I guess if it doesn't get countered completely, work it.</blockquote>

''{I Am Bell fires one last blast out of his mouth and passes out. Inverts surround him. Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, if I can't find StrongBadHomestar, I guess I just have to eat this sammich myself!

''{Homestar opens his mouth. Right before he eats the sandwich, an invert attacks him}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sha-whaaa???? You seem familiar...

''{Pan out to reveal the invert looks like Anti-Homestar}''

'''RATSEMOH (INVERT HOMESTAR):''' Hmm? Oh, right. I look just like Anti-Homestar. Look, I'm not gonna hurt you. Me and my half-brother, Ratsdab, are benevolent inverts. I'll take you to him.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why did you attack him if you're a nice invert?</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay... Let me just eat my sammich...

'''RATSEMOH:''' Wait, don't eat it. I think Badstar's with my half-bro.

''{Homestar and Ratsemoh walk off. Cut to Bellson.}''

'''BELLSON:''' ''{Wakes up in a cage.}'' What the...? Where am I?

''{Cut to Ratsemoh, Ratsdab, Badstar and Homestar.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So Ratsdab, how are you and Ratsemoh half brothers?

'''RATSEMOH:''' Well... Aren't you two half-bros? I mean, you both have "Star" in your names! And Badstar, isn't your last name... uhh... Stronner or something?

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{To Homestar}'' You know what this means...

'''BOTH BADSTAR AND HOMESTAR:''' ''{While in the air.}'' BLOOD TEST!!!

''{Cut to a laboratoyr. Badstar, Homestar, Homeschool, Ratsdab, and Ratsemoh are there}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I find it hilarious they have time to do a blood test.</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' The results are in. Homestar, you're pregnant.

'''BADSTAR:''' You're kidding right?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yes. Yes I am.

'''BADSTAR:''' Look, we just want to know if we are half brothers or not.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Huh? Oh, right. You're half-brothers all right. Badstar, you're also the half brother of Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, aren't I [[100 Fanfics/Lunch|SB's father]]?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' 100 Fanfics... why is that so familiar...? 
''{Short pause}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' Oh, wait. Shwoo wrote that, didn't she?</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well... yeah! I guess that makes you a redneck.

'''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... where did Ratsemoh and Ratsdab go?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I think Ratsdab got caught in a computer and Ratsemoh is pulling him out of it.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''How?!''</blockquote>

''{Cut to Anti-Bling}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I wonder where Badstar is...

''{Cut to Bellson in the cage. An invert comes up holding an unconcious I am bell.}''

'''NOSLLEB (INVERT BELLSON):''' This yours?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How many inverts are there?!</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Y-yeah... Who's that... rabid weirdo over there?

'''NOSLLEB:''' Oh, that's just Lleb Ma I. Pay no attention to him.

'''LLEB MA I:''' ''{Offscreen}'' JERK!

''{NOSLLEB throws I am bell into into the cage.}''

'''LLEB MA I:''' Yays! I got me a friend! ''{pronounces this as "Yays! I gotsa me a frayned!"}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I wasn't sure anyone actually cared for pronunciation. It's not even all that weird, honestly.</blockquote>

''{I am bell wakes up.}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Huh? Oh, hey. Who are you?

'''LLEB MA I:''' I'se your invert friend! ''{once again, friend is pronounced "frayned"}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Oh. ''{looks at Bellson}'' HEY! YOU DESERTED ME!!!!

'''BELLSON:''' Well, MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU TOLD ME THE TRUTH!!!!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' The truth about what, exactly?</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:'''''{blinks twice}'' Uhh... Umm... Breadmuffins?

''{An anti-bling without horns comes in holding anti-bling. He throw him in the cage.}''

'''GNILB (ANTI-BLING W/O HORNS):''' Get in there! ''{walks off}'' ''{grumble, grumble}'' ...better than me...''{grumble}''

''{10 MINUTES LATER...}''

''{All the heros are in the cage. The cage is brought to H44WP and Demon Bell.}''

'''DEMON BELL:''' WE DID IT! NOBODY CAN STOP US NOW!!!!! THE WORLD IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''MYSTERIOUS VOICE FROM BEHIND DEMON BELL AND H44WP:''' Hellote.

'''END OF CHAPTER 9!!!!'''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' One Chapter is all it takes.</blockquote>

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