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'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Man, they're supposed to be he-

''{I Am Bell breaks through the floor and punches Im a bell. 5 seconds later, Bellzar, Stink-Up, I Am ShineZ, I Am Acidgrrl, Watashi Beru, Stinkoman, and 1-up appear}''

'''I AM BELL:''' WHATISUPMYDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE?!!!!!!!!!!!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Always gotta push it, huh?

'''I AM SHINEZ:''' That's right!

'''I AM BELL:''' Because we're...

'''I AM BELL & SHINEZ:''' THE WATASHI BROTHERS!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' They're technically just universal counterparts of each other. I'm pretty certain that's not "Brothers."</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' ''These'' are the people that are going to help us save the world?

'''BELLZAR:'''''{sighs}'' Unfortunately, ye-WAIT, "SAVE THE WORLD"? I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST RESCUING BLING!!!!

'''STINK-UP:''' With Bling inide a demon, rescuing him ''is'' saving the world.

'''THE VILLAINS:''' Ahem.

'''H44WP:''' Did you forget about us?

'''BELLZAR:''' Yes. Yes we did.

''{H44WP punches Bellzar in the face}''

''{The villains run to the other side of the room.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' When are the wall-of-text fight scenes which make people declare, "THE ACTION NEVER STOPS" going to show up?</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' You will never get us from over here!

'''IM A BELL:''' Yes we-oh, wait, for some reason we're stuck in the floor. We can't get them...

'''BELLZAR:''' Wait, Bellson's over there! Wait, he's tied up. Right.

'''BELLSON ROBOT:''' Bellson Robot Clone V1. Self destruct.

''{The tied up Bellson explodes}''

'''IM A BELl:''' Jesus Christ!!! B-Bellson?

'''JESUS:''' Yeah?

'''BELLSON:''' What? That was just a robot decoy, so I could run back over here and get you all unstuck.

'''IM A BELL:''' Now that I think about it, I am unstuck!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Yays!

''{H44WP Pulls a lever. A million, trillion Homsar robots come out.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh. My. God.

'''HOMDROIDS:''' DA-A-A! A-A-A! A-A-A! DZZT!

'''H44WP:''' Meet the Homdroids! Now, prepare to die!!!!

'''SHINEZ:''' Blaaaaahhhh don't think so! COOLNESS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' It didn't work.

'''SHINEZ:''' What? But I'm cool!

'''IM A BELL:''' Hehe...no you're not.

'''BADSTAR:''' What are we gonna do?

'''SHINEZ:''' Uhh... sit here and wait for me to be cool?

'''BADSTAR:''' I mean the robots! What are we gonna do about the robots!?

'''IM A BELL:''' Find Marvin. He'll just depress them to death.

'''STINK-UP:''' How about we do this instead?

''{Stink-Up put's both of his fists in the air. one glows white and one glows red. His hands glow brighter and brighter by the second. A guitar appears.}''

'''STINK UP:''' ''{Holding guitar}'' Alright guys follow my lead.

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh My God! Hold on...

''{Im a bell pulls a golden Flying V guitar out. It turns black. Im a bell throws it into the air, and it rtraansfoms into a giant zanpakuto}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I can fight with the guitar, but I'd like to try out my Ano Yo Kyo-ki ["Underworld Insanity"] out.

'''STINK-UP:''' NO. We rock. The rock will overload their systems. Or something like that.

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh. In that case, ''{guitar transforms back to normal}'' So, what song we playin'? Dare To Be Stupid? Freebird? Thick As A Briiiiick?!!

'''STINK-UP:''' Better. The Party song!!! ''{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbuZDLDJ0s This song.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Nah. ''{starts playing}'' Put down the chainsaw and listen to meee! It's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let our babies grow-up to-be cowboys! It's time to let the bedbugs bite!

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's sing a song we both like. And we better do it quick. The robots are getting here. Let's have a vote. Whoever wants to sing the party song raise your hands.

''{Everybody except Im a bell raises their hands.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' All in favor of playing Thick as a brick raise your hands

''{Im a bell, the Hombots, Demon Bell, and H44WP raises their hands}''

'''H44WP:''' What're we voting for?

'''BADSTAR:''' How about this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1-hW9kmZ8

'''COW:''' How 'bout [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 this?]

'''IM A BELL:''' Badstar's idea is better.

'''BADSTAR:''' Alright! Let's rock!

'''IM A BELL:''' You start.

'''BADSTAR:''' How about Stinkoman starts.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Fine. ''{Stinkoman begin's playing the guitar. Soon, Stink-Up and Im a bell join in on their guitars.}''

'''A HOMDROID:''' Dzzzt!!! Cant... Control... functions... must... ''{hold up lighter}'' FREEBIRD!!!!

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Singing.}'' must have been blind I missed all the signs,
The hints and the clues you gave me. You think its a game Where no one's to blame And you can decide to save me...

''{Im a bell starts singing.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' When everything's touch and go
And you push that buttons that make me slow til I stop
The pain I can understand
But I can't know everything if everything is suffering...

'''SHINEZ:''' ''{Singing}'' I don't know what you had in mind.
Is this your ideal waste of time.
I don't know what your here to find.
Maybe It's not much but it's still mine.

''{Guitar solo.}''

'''BELLSON:''' ''{Singing.}'' It must be the end
You told all your friends
Your very own version of things then...

'''PTER:''' ''{Singing.}'' Don't like to complain
You're not even sane
And that's being kind and flattering

'''HOMESTAR:'''''{singing, badly}'' Now that I am Homestar Run...ner,
And you run into me it's just four o'clock, til you mop
The something I can get,
But I know everything if everything is pudding!

'''1-UP:''' THAT'S MY LINE! Oh, well. ''{Singing badly.}'' And I don't know what pudding had in mind
Is this your ideal waste of pudding?
I don't know what pudding's here to find
It's not much but it's still MY PUDDING!!!!

'''EBENEEZER:'''''{creepily singing}'' Maybe I'll try to have my doubts
Maybe I'll live with my withouts
Whatever I lose I'll lose again
What's a little fire in all this flame?

''{Guitar solo.}''

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Even THAT's creepy! ''{awexome singing voice}'' And I don't know what you had in mind
(Is this your ideal waste of time?)
I don't know what you're here to find
Maybe it's not much

''{Guitar solo.}''

'''ANTHRU-BORG:''' YOU SING LIKE THAT?!!! Wait, why are we even doing this? This is dumb. Oh well. ''{singing}'' I don't know what you had in mind
Is this your ideal waste of time?
I don't know what you're here to find
It's not much but it's still mine

'''EVERYBODY:''' Don't know what you had in mind
Is this your ideal waste of time?
I don't know what you're here to find
I figured it out it's a waste of time
And it's not MIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{All the Homdroids explode.}''

'''H44WP:''' W-WHAT THE PARSLEY FRUIT WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

'''IM A BELL:''' That was...

'''EVERYONE:''' AN IDEAL WASTE OF TIME!!!

'''KRAXARIO:''' I'll say!

'''SHINEZ:''' Shut up.

''{Everything stops. Cut to everyone in the movie except The villains in a movie theater watching the movie.}''

'''VEGEROT:''' Hey! Who stopped the movie!?

'''IM A BELL:''' What movie?!!!

'''BADSTAR:''' Don't you remember the film makers that kept following us around and told us that they were going to turn our adventure into a movie?

'''IM A BELL:'''''{blinks}'' Uhh... no. No I don't.

'''BADSTAR:''' Really!? What were you doing the whole trip!?!?

'''IM A BELL:''' Reading Hitchhiker's Guide. Then again, I do remember some guy in a beret yelling at me...

'''BADSTAR:''' Hey, the movies back on!

'''VEGEROT:''' FINALLY!!!

'''''END OF CHAPTER 8!!!'''''

'''ALL:''' Awww, c'mon!!!!!

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 ''{The tied up Bellson explodes}''
 '''IM A BELl:''' Jesus Christ!!! B-Bellson?
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 ''{H44WP Pulls a lever. A million, trillion Homsar robots come out.}''
 '''IM A BELL:''' Oh. My. God.
 '''HOMDROIDS:''' DA-A-A! A-A-A! A-A-A! DZZT!
 '''H44WP:''' Meet the Homdroids! Now, prepare to die!!!!
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 '''BADSTAR:''' I mean the robots! What are we gonna do about the robots!?
-'''IM A BELL:''' Find Marvin. He'll just depress them to death.
+'''IM A BELL:''' Find Marvin.
 '''STINK-UP:''' How about we do this instead?
 ''{Stink-Up put's both of his fists in the air. one glows white and one glows red. His hands glow brighter and brighter by the second. A guitar appears.}''
 '''STINK UP:''' ''{Holding guitar}'' Alright guys follow my lead.
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 '''STINK-UP:''' Better. The Party song!!! ''{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbuZDLDJ0s This song.}''
 '''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Nah. ''{starts playing}'' Put down the chainsaw and listen to meee! It's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let our babies grow-up to-be cowboys! It's time to let the bedbugs bite!
@@ Line 110: / Line 124: @@
 '''COW:''' How 'bout [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 this?]
 '''IM A BELL:''' Badstar's idea is better.
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 '''A HOMDROID:''' Dzzzt!!! Cant... Control... functions... must... ''{hold up lighter}'' FREEBIRD!!!!
 '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Singing.}''  must have been blind I missed all the signs,
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 ''{All the Homdroids explode.}''
 '''H44WP:''' W-WHAT THE PARSLEY FRUIT WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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 '''IM A BELL:'''''{blinks}'' Uhh... no. No I don't.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Really!? What were you doing the whole trip!?!?
-'''IM A BELL:''' Reading Hitchhiker's Guide. Then again, I do remember some guy in a beret yelling at me...
+'''IM A BELL:''' Reading Hitchhiker's Guide.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Hey, the movies back on!
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 '''ALL:''' Awww, c'mon!!!!!