https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FBQ%2F7RiffText/BQ/7 - Revision history2026-04-26T19:58:56ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/BQ/7&diff=189933&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with "''{Acidgrrl warps away}'' '''IM A BELL:''' Wait, didn't she say hey'd be here in chapter 8? <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And the reason Acidgrrl can't speed up her delivery is..."2015-12-06T12:15:50Z<p>Created page with "''{Acidgrrl warps away}'' '''IM A BELL:''' Wait, didn't she say hey'd be here in chapter 8? <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And the reason Acidgrrl can't speed up her delivery is..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Acidgrrl warps away}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, didn't she say hey'd be here in chapter 8?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And the reason Acidgrrl can't speed up her delivery is because...?</blockquote><br />
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'''VEGEROT:''' ... Crap.<br />
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'''H44WP:''' ''{Laughs evilly and pulls a lever.}''<br />
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''{A giant spider falls from the ceiling.}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' O_o<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' :V</blockquote><br />
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'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' I don't know how you said that!<br />
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''{Cut to 20X6. I am bell is fighting Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan. I am Acidgrrl voips in}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' More characters... why?</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Oh, hey, sis! What're you doing here?<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' It's a long story. But i'll tell it anyway.<br />
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''{30 MINUTES LATER... everyone except acidgrrl is covered in dust and spiderwebs}''<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' And then I voiped over here!<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Acidgrrl, duid you HAVE to read the entire transcript of Bell Quest? ''And'' describe the Bell Quest poster in detail?<br />
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'''1-UP:''' I like that about her.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I wish those details actually had some consequence.</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Uhh... I don't think Badstar will like this matchup any more than Acidgrrl+Bellson.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I don't imagine there are any good matchups involving Acidgrrl ''or'' Bellson.</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Well, lets go get my clone and the annoying guys. Where are they, anyway?<br />
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'''BELLZAR:'''''{from inside 1-up's stomach}'' HELP US!!!! 1-up thought we were pudding!!<br />
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'''1-UP:''' Uhh... right. Pudding...<br />
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'''WATASHI BERU:'''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Watashi ''Beru.''<br><br />
''{Namine stifles laughter, but eventually some laughter comes out.}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' This is trying too hard.</blockquote><br />
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''{From inside the stomach.}'' Hey! I found the little dangly thing that makes him puke!<br />
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''{1-up pukes kirbies}''<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' They're sooo cute!<br />
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'''1-UP:''' I don't know how I did that!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Interestingly enough, the Narrator's a lazy-ass who doesn't explain anything.</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to Stink-up.(20X6 Badstar.}''<br />
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'''STINK-UP:''' Can we just go already?!!!<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' If you want to. ''{smiles}''<br />
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''{I Am Bell deuces Acidgrrl in the face}''<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Stop it Acidgrrl. Badstar didn't like Bellson+Acidgrrl. 1-up+Acidgrrl was crap. And I'm not sure about Acidgrrl+Stink-up, but it will probably be a failure.<br />
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'''STINK-UP:''' Yeah. Let's stop with all the disgusting romance. ''{Shudders at romance.}''<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' Bro, you forgot Harvax+Acidgrrl.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Who'' is Harvax?!</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:'''''{weirded out}'' How many relationships have you been in?!!<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' About 5,000.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's admittedly a lot.</blockquote><br />
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'''STINK-UP:''' Quick! Acidgrrl, teleport us out of here!<br />
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'''ACIDGRRL:''' Ummm... I can't teleport. I used up all of the power. And nobody else knows how to teleport.<br />
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'''STINK-UP:''' Stinkoman, does'nt Pan Pan have a teleportaion device?<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' I tink I used to know... But yeah, Pan-Pan does!<br />
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''{Cut to Pan-Pan's house}''<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Alright, what do you want?<br />
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'''PAN-PAN:''' Badalang.<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' THE GOLDEN-BELL FLIER?!!! THAT'S MY SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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'''I AM SHINEZ:'''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{laughs}'' You guys keep coming from absolutely nowhere. It's actually hilarious.</blockquote><br />
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I have an idea.<br />
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''{cut to a hangar. I Am ShineZ is painting a ship gold}''<br />
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'''I AM SHINEZ:''' Look good so far little bro? ''{continues painting. hums "I Am The Slime"}''<br />
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''MEANWHILE...''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:'''''{from phone}'' The Pizz?<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Yes. We'd like to order an XXXXXXXXL pizza. Half olives, half Parsley Fruit and Nuclear waste. <br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Nuclear waste is not a good topping. Can't really complain about the other toppings, though.</blockquote><br />
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''{The Cheat appears carrying a gigantic pizza}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehdihlehmeh!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' $20?!!! Outrageous!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's actually a pittance compared to how much the proper cost of the pizza should have been.</blockquote><br />
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Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Bell was looking for an excuse to use that meme, wasn't he?</blockquote><br />
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''{a lazer comes out of Im a bell's mouth and into The Cheat}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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''{Cut back to 20X6}''<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' For some strange reason, I feel like firing a lazor into Cheatball out of my mouth...<br />
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'''STINK-UP:''' Well, Pan Pan, heres your new ship!<br />
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'''PAN-PAN:''' BADALAAANG!!!! Badabadalang! <"yaaaayy!!!! You can use the teleport!"><br />
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''{Cut to everybody in front of the machine.They are about to use it, when all of a sudden, an angry Pan Pan enters the room.}''<br />
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'''PAN-PAN:''' BADALAAAANG!!!!! <"It's a fake!!!"><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Uh oh. Brother, you better think of something quick!<br />
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'''BELLZAR:''' I'll take care of him! GOLDEN TORNADO BELL BLAST! <br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's actually a good technique name.</blockquote><br />
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SHOOP DA' WHOOP!<br />
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<blockquote>''{Namine sighs in disappointment.}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' This again.</blockquote><br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Nice!<br />
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'''BELLZAR:''' Ummm... the attack isi'nt working!<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' I see the problem. You dinna charge yah lazar!! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!<br />
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''{a lazer comes out of I am bell's mouth and into Pan-Pan}''<br />
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'''STINK-UP:''' Let's go!<br />
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'''I AM BELL:''' Okay.<br />
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''{Everyone voips away}''<br />
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'''END OF CHAPTER 7!!!'''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So... is no one going to explain why the Bells all just killed different universe characters from the Homestar Runner setting?</blockquote></div>Noxigar