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'''DEMON BELL:''' What?

'''H44WP:''' The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.

'''DEMON BELL:''' Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!

'''H44WP:''' What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's kind of pointless.</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:'''''{weirded out}'' Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... ''{whispers into H44WP's ear}''

'''H44WP:''' You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And ''why'' didn't you say your plans aloud?</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yes. Yes I am.

''{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}''

'''BELLSON:''' I think I got them all.

'''ANOTHER BELLSON:''' Yeah.

'''IM A BELL:''' Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.

''{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}''

'''GIANT RAT:''' SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out of this pit?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I never imagined Homeschool would be into Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.</blockquote>

''{Two hours later}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Okay, here's my invention. The Climing Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!

'''IM A BELL:''' What did you need the tea for?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I like tea!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Translation: payment.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Well, lets go.

''{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden. Hey, look, we're in an ocean! Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!

''{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water.''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' They all have different heights, right? How's it possible for them to all be ankle deep in water?</blockquote>

''Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Well, at least things can't get any worse.

''{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Doesn't count as better, either.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Quick, up the stairs!

''{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Ahh!!! Run!!!

''{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first, Im a bell knock him off the stairs}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ... YAYS!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' People pluralized interjections back then?</blockquote>

''{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}''

''{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}''

'''ANGEL:''' Save your friends!

'''DEVIL:''' No, stay up here and live!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Devils and demons differ in Bell Quest.</blockquote>

''{Im a bell eats the angel}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Called it. Angel got harmed.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!

''{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}''

''{The water reaches the floor}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Quick! Into that elevator!

''{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' This your floor?

'''RAT:'''''{annoyed}'' Scre-ee!

''{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}''

''{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!

'''BELLSON:''' I'll save us! ''{Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Erm... is that even possible?!!!!! Oh. My. God. Badstar, how can we all fit in this elevator?

'''BADSTAR:''' Uh-oh.

'''IM A BELL:''' Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

''{Cut to Bellsons arms pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You guys ''did'' just fight a bunch of mutant rats. H44WP said something about one of his henchmen growing 5 arms just from being near them, after all. So, this actually makes sense in a way.</blockquote>

'''FEMALE VOICE:''' We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!

'''IM A BELL:''' Who is that?

''{I Am Acidgrrl appears}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?

'''I AM ACIDGRRL:''' Both!

'''IM A BELL:''' I'm not ''THAT'' redneck! I'm only half! <--it's true!-->

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Let's make a proper Bell Quest film titled, "I Can't Believe My Redneck Is This Cute." 
''{Short pause.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' On second thought, that's an appalling idea.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? ''{See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}''

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Please tell me this ''also'' dispels Acidgrrl's powers.</blockquote>

Are you busy?

'''IM A BELL:''' Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?

'''BELLSON:''' Weellll... I'm ''full'' redneck, so I don't care! ''{Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Acidgrrl, at least ''you'' still keep your dignity, right?

'''ACIDGRRL:''' No. ''{kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}''

'''BELLSON V2:''' Cool! ''{spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}''

'''VEGEROT:''' MY EYES!!!!!!!

'''BADSTAR:''' I'm offically weirded out.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You and me both, buddy. 
''{Namine laughs a little}''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, two more elevators. Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.

'''BADSTAR:''' Thank you.

'''IM A BELL:''' No, thank ''you'' for stopping being a penguin!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That matters now?</blockquote>

'''EBENEEZER:''' HI!

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... How did ''you'' get here?!!! ''{pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why did you even let Ebeneezer feature in this if you were just going t- 
''{Short pause}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' I actually get it. No one else can be as easily picked on.</blockquote>

Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!

''{Two elevators stop. Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating, so we decided to just be friends.

<--Sorry! I did'nt like the pairing.-->
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Me neither.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}''

'''H44WP:''' Okay... So what's our next plan?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!

'''H44WP:''' Good plan!

'''DEMON BELL:''' Crap, they are almost here!

''{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}''

'''H44WP:''' O-ow!
<--hooray! violence to H44WP!!!!-->
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So, H44WP went full-on "No Fun Allowed" on some people on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki and gets treated like this. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yep. 
'''NAMINE:''' Yet, I feel you guys didn't do anything to Its Dot Com despite him being an utter twat. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' At the time, IDC was an iron-fisted ruler, and the Purge hadn't yet happened to make us dislike Its Dot Com.</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' Quick! Tie him up!

''{Bellson ties H44WP up}''

'''BELLSON:''' This okay?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.

'''BELLSON:''' Can do!

''{Bellson ties himself up}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to Acidgrrl}'' I think you also melted his brain.

'''ACIDGRRL:''' This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. ''{Voips away.}''

'''''END OF CHAPTER 6!!!'''''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Kinda sucks that Acidgrrl turned out to be on Demon Bell's side. At least both H44WP and Bellson are tied up.</blockquote>

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