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''{Everybody is now on a path}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Well, this is the path to the extremely spooky cliff.

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... Guys? A diamondhead snake just bit my head and I feel kinda funny.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Diamondback snake, you mean?</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' You'll be fine!

<--the setup!-->
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Setup to what?</blockquote>

''{Bellson starts foaming at the mouth. His eyes turn red.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh. F-

''{Bellson bites Im a bell's neck. Im a bell falls over}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Worst. Cousin. Ever. Badstar, take this-cough-Parsley Fruit... to my son.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You will eventually. His name'll be Tracy.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' You don't have a son!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{angry}'' Well, take it to Bling! oh, and, get the Exploding Nose elexir

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Exploding Nose elixir? Is that another Shonen Jump reference going over my head?</blockquote>

to bring me back to li-''{dies}''

'''BELLSON:''' W-wha hoppen? Uhh... cuz? Oh, I see you're busy being dead. Carry on. Wait a minute... DEAD!?!?! AUGGGHHHHH! ''{Runs around and crashes into a tree. The tree falls on him and kills him. Vegerot's eyes widen}''

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... What. The. Crap. Say, Pter, Kyubii, you guys haven't talked much in this fic. How come?

'''PTER:''' No idea.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How come Kyubii doesn't get a line?</blockquote>

''{cut to Ll e bami & H44WP's base}''

'''H44WP:''' Oh. Holy. Crap. Boss, Im a bell's dead!

'''LL E BAMI:''' Yes. I sensed that. Ha. Ha. Ha. Now my plan can really get in motion. Invert Bling will you?

''{H44WP takes out invert ray. He hits Bling. Bling transforms into Professional Patch}''

'''LL E BAMI:''' Excellent. Patch! Fuse!

''{P.Patch fuses with one million Kopatches and Ll. They become an optimus prime with P. Patch's head (Watashi Wa Patchi)}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I am Patchi? "Watashi wa" just means "I am"</blockquote>

'''WATASHI WA PATCHI:''' Hm... excellent. Homsar44, make me some tea. This may take a while.

''{Cut back to the path}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Whuh-oh. We better hurry. Ll's already fused with Bling. Oh, by the way... did I tell you Ll's plan?

'''KYUBII:''' No, what?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Did Im a bell ever tell you about his ultimate form, Pure Watashi?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Pure "I." ''{starts laughing}'' That has got to be the funniest name for an ultimate form ever.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' The name seems familiar...

'''ANTI-BLING:''' You see, Im a bell's ultimate form can only be reached with Bling. Im a bell inverts into Ll and Bling inverts into Professional Patch. Patch fuses with one million Kopatches to create Sugoi patchi,

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Sugoi, of course, meaning Amazing. So, Amazing Patchi. This actually held some promise.</blockquote>

which then fuses with Ll. Is this too confusing for you guys?

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh yeah.

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Look, to um it up, Ll needs Bling to transform into ''his'' ultimate form, Demon Bell, which can only be rekeased by fusing with Bling and pushing it until he's Pure Watashi

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I'm going to assume Keith was trying to say "Pure Self," which in retrospect is an awesome name.</blockquote>

which, if the form is stayed in long enough, will transform into Demon Bell.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Now'' this stops making sense. How is Bell's 'pure self' a daemon?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' And I have to do all of this by myself?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' What? Look, first, you gotta journey to the Amazon for the Exploding Nose Elixir to bring Im a bell back to life.

'''BADSTAR:''' WHAT!?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Jeez-DIDN'T YOU READ IM A BELL'S LAST LINE?!!! Look, I'l take you to the amazon, but I'm takin' everyone to Ll & H44's base, okay?

''{30 MINUTES LATER...}''

''{Badstar is in the amazon}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' The Amazon Kingdom? Amazon River? Amazon Witch Doctor? Where would this Elixir be?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:'''W00T! I have the elixir!

''{a primitive human with a giant nose appears}''

'''PRIMITIVE HUMAN:''' Ku-ra?!! C
riii!!! Criii!!! Ka-ko-ru Criii!!!

''{The human (Ju-ra) runs away. Anti-Bling voips in}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Uhh... did you just see that?!!

'''BADSTAR:''' Just voip me out of here.

''{100 of those primitive umans run to Badstar. they bow to him}''

'''BADSTAR:''' What the?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I think it has something to do with that!

''{Anti-Bling points to a giant stone statue that looks suspiciously like Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Wow, i'm a ruler! Big noses, get me a prawn shake.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why wouldn't you just ask them to help you take down the bad guys?</blockquote>

'''JU-RA:''' J'ra krru, Criii!!!

''{Ju-ra runs away}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Hm... "Criii"... have they been calling you "Criii" a lot?

'''BADSTAR:''' Yeah, they have. What does it mean?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' they don't think of you ''just'' as their leader. "Criii" in Native Amazonian <--yes, I made this language up-->

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Artistic license at its finest.</blockquote>

means, well, "Christ". they think you're their god! Oh, and "J'ra krru" means "right away".

'''BADSTAR:''' Where is that prawn shake?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Right behind you!

''{pan out to show a gigantic prawn shake behind Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Yay!

''{Ju-Ra runs torward Badstar screaming. He points to the sky. A big space rock is heading for the amazon.}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' It's okay! Its only a-SPACE ROCK?!!!!! Uhh... okay, calm down. Badstar, use your god powers. Oh, wait, you don't hsve any. CURSED POWERS DEEEUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!

''{Anti-Bling gives Badstar godly powers. LEVEL+1!}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I kind of imagine the Level +1 might have set Noxigar on an anger frenzy.</blockquote>

''{Badstar destroys the space rock}''

'''JU-RA:''' Criii! Chi-ti-de Criii!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' He said "Christ! Thank you, Christ!"

<--only one of them is named Ju-ra, not all of them-->
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Thanks for clearing up the confusion.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, lets go!

'''JU-RA:''' Criii? Ltu! Chjaragh! Kenei, Chjaragh!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I think he wants to come with us. He said, "Christ? No! Don't go! Please, don't go!"

'''BADSTAR:''' People, I am sorry. But a time comes when you must manage on your own. Ju-ra, until I return you shall be the new christ! Goodbye, big noses. I will be back someday.

'''JU-RA:''' Ju-ra... CRIII?!!!! Chi-ti-de Criii!

''{Anti-Bling and Badstar voip away}''

''{Cut to everybody hiding in the bushes in front of the base.}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Oh Jebus. They've already reached Watashi Wa Patchi mode. They just need to reach Semi-Pure Watashi, Almost-Pure Watashi, Pure Watashi, then it's just a matter of time to Demon Bell.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Sounds like they can still stop the bad guys' plans dead in their tracks!</blockquote>

You got the elixir Badstar?

'''BADSTAR:''' YUP! Now all we have do is bring Im a bell and Bellson back to life!

''{Badstar pours the elixer into Im a bell and Bellson's mouths. Bellson lives, but Im a bell explodes and regenerates}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh lord. Uhh... Anti-Bling? W-what level is Ll at?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Watashi Wa Pa-Crap. He's at Semi-Pure Watashi.

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... do you got any Parsley Fruit?

'''BADSTAR:''' CRAP! I knew I forgot something. Oh well, lets just go in there and fight!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait, why are you fighting?</blockquote>

''{Cut back to H44WP and Semi-Pure Watashi staring at the monitor.}''

'''H44WP:''' Well, this sucks. Hey, didn't we have a pit of giant mutant rats installed yesterday?

'''SEMI-PURE WATASHI:''' Yeah, I think your weird pet ate them all.

'''H44WP:''' That explains why it has five arms.

'''SEMI-PURE:''' Look, I just need two more transformations and then I just wait until I'm Demon Bell. You go stall them. Hmm... Okay, I'm Almost-Pure... I mean now!

'''H44WP:''' No need to! I re-installed the pit.

''{They run away.}''

''{Everybody enters the base.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Where are they?

'''''END OF CHAPTER 4!'''''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Y'know, for something Noxigar claimed was really good, I'm not seeing why. On the other hand, I know at least the Chooms and Briar dislike Bell Quest; I don't really see why they hate it so much either.</blockquote>

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