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''{The limo swerves around, crashes through a sign that say's "You are now leaving free country usa.", and swerves off a cliff.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' VEGEROT! deploy the rocket boosters!!!

<--remember, the base was on that cliff!-->
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Does Badstar forget plot points made by Keith, and vice-versa?</blockquote>

''{rockets come out of the front of the limo. It is propelled back onto the edge of the cliff. A large metal warhouse''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Ooh, they're doling out the big guns. A house full of war instead of wares! 
''{Short pause.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' A notation to people observing: if I had to criticize every grammar, punctuation, and spelling mistake then I'd be doing commentary over pretty much every line of this fiction. Heck, probably even every ''other word''</blockquote>

''is there. cut to the inside of the warehouse}''

'''?????:''' Oh, crap. Guys, they're here!

'''????-?????:''' What are we doing here? We are supposed to be on the cliff farther away.

'''?? ? ????:''' I have an idea to keep them stalled long enough for us to leave.
<--Wrong cliff!-->

<blockquote>''{Namine blinks.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' I was kind of hoping there would be more to SPOOK CLIFF than just being a specific cliff.</blockquote>

''{cut back to the limo. a hobo is trying to wash the windows}''

'''HOBO:''' Uhh... wash yer windas ma'am?

'''VEGEROT:''' For the last time, NO!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I've only seen that hobo for the first time. What makes this a "last time" for Vegerot?</blockquote>

Wait, did you just call me "ma'am"?!!!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Honest mistake. Not like we can tell male, female, or otherwise The Cheats apart.</blockquote>

''{cut back to inside the warehouse}''

'''????-?????:''' Nice plan!

'''?? ? ????:''' That wasn't my plan!

'''?????:''' Well, what was it then?

'''?? ? ????:''' ''{Whispers into ????-?????' ear.}''And get the map while you are at it!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why didn't they go fetch the map back in the first place?</blockquote>

''{Cut back to window they do not notice ????? and ?? ? ???? leaving the fake warehouse. They also don't notice ????-????? flying in a small ship thingy.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Google is your friend. It might've helped you spell "dinghy," "frigate," and other subcategories of ships which might help expand your vocabulary a bit.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, it's a very long way to this Extremely Spooky Cliff.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I prefer SPOOK CLIFF, honestly.</blockquote>

let's go.

'''IM A BELL:''' It won't take that long. Vegerot, warp speed please.

'''VEGEROT:''' It won't work. You see, we used up all it's power the first time.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' What energy source were you using? That would help you find the nearest fuel station. I assume one of you has super strength or, if they're Homestar Runner, have psychic powers. You could just ''carry'' the car.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Crap. Well, everyone, get out. we gotta walk around the cliff to the other cliff-WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT?!!!!

''{????-?????'s ship flies over the limo. the ship latches on, carrying the limo and everyone to the other side of the cliff. When the limo lands, it detaches from the ship}''

''{Everybody get's out. ????-????? laughs eviilly.}''

<blockquote>''{Namine sips a cup of tea.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' My blend of tea would have been "malevolently."</blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, to make things harder for you!!! ''{The ship fires lazer blast at everybody.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Nowadays they call those Eldritch Blasts, right?</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, my GOD! You destroyed my limo! That costed me Two hundred bucks!

''{pan left to show Vegerot's hair is on fire}''

'''VEGEROT:''' You burned my hair! You're gonna pay! CHEA...TA...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Ohhhhhhhh, I was right about the Dragonball Z shoehorning.</blockquote>

''{Vegerot destroys ????-?????'s ship}''

'''????-?????:''' Ummm.... please don't kill me.

'''VEGEROT:''' Remove the question marks from your name, and I won't. Aw,crap!

'''IM A BELL:''' HA! Now you can't use attacks anymore! ''{to Badstar}'' I made him a bet. If he says something that breaks the Fourth Wall, he can't... use... attacks... Aw crap.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Neither can you, it would seem.</blockquote>

''{????-????? was repairing his ship. He get's back in it, starts it, and laughs evilly.}''

''{everyone stares at Im a bell, angry}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hehe... c'mon guys! You've seen the destruction he's called!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''caused''</blockquote>

Besides, he agreed to the bet!

''{everyone except Im a bell stares at Vegerot, angry}''

'''IM A BELL:''' You shouldn't be anger him. he might attack. Oh, wait, he can't! Haha!

''{A mechanical hand comes out of the ship and snatches the map out of Badstar's hand's}''

'''IM A BELL:''' What the f-

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait, this ''was'' on the Wiki User Wiki, right? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah, but it took until after most of it was on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki anyway. Even on the WUW, there had still been a slight moratorium on cursing, albeit it was less enforced. By the time that rule was abolished, this had already been long since completed. 
'''NAMINE:''' Ah. Makes sense, I guess.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' HEY! Did you just se that? He took my screenplay!

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... So, that WASN'T the map?

'''BADSTAR:''' No.

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, where is it then?

'''????-?????:''' I stole that too! ''{Holds up map.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' OH, ''{Bleep}''!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why didn't they use bleeps earlier?</blockquote>

''{Everybody stares at Badstar with mouths wide open. (even ????-?????. he drops the map, which somehow has a brick tied to it. It lands on Im a bell's head)}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Aw, holy frickin' sh-Uhh... where's MY bleep?!!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Technically, you didn't curse.</blockquote>

'''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Uh, boss's dyin'!

''{darkness spills out of Im a bell's head wound and into the communicator}''

'''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Hey, thank Im a bell. His anti-energy from wounds saved the boss!

''{????-????? picks the map back up and warps away.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...''{Bleep}''

'''EVERYBODY EXCEPT IM A BELL:''' STOP SAYING ''{Bleep}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' If you got to 60+ lines, hopefully it wasn't through filler lines like this segment on the necessity of saying "shit." There, I inferred what Badstar was saying from earlier, non-bleeped moments.</blockquote>

''{????-?????'s communicator falls to the ground}''

'''?? ? ????:'''''{from communicator}'' did you thank him? hello? ''{Peelb}''

'''IM A BELL:''' A backwards bleep? That can only be one person!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Senor Cardgage?

'''IM A BELL:''' What? Ew! No, I was talking about King Henry!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Aaaaaaaand we're introducing another character.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... isn't he dead?

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Well, I'm dead?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You're the one questioning your own state of living.</blockquote>

Do you have a problem with that? Are you racist against dead people? Huh? HUH? HUH?!!!

'''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... guys? We have problems. We lost the map, we don't know were we are, and our car is destroyed.

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Grrr... Ya know what? I'm outta here. I'll be... food... for the rest of eternity.

'''IM A BELL:''' Can I join you? Dang... Supra sam... destroying 1-up sprite comics...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I ''applaud'' Super Sam for that.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Guys! Cheer up! Bling is depending on us!

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Wait, we're saving Bling?!!!!! Uhh... forget everything I said about leaving!

'''BELLSON:''' Why?

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Uhh...

''{cut to a laboratory. NeoStinkomech is there. Bling rises from a table}''

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVVVE!!!!!!!!

''{cut back to wherever we were just at}''

'''NEOSTINKOMAN:''' No reason.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' At least we know why Neostinkoman has a vested interest in Bling. He was Bling's creator!</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's go! Homeschool, do you think you can build a new car?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well, I need... a twig, a giant model of Don Patch,

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I might want to consider wearing a concealed vest made of Shonen Jumps whenever I fight Keith or Keith's characters.</blockquote>

and some tea!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to himself}'' show-off.

'''BADSTAR:''' Maybe there's another way.''{Looks at Homsar}'' Hmmmm.... I have a plan!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Is it a cunning plan, perchance?</blockquote>

''{Cut to Everybody except Homsar standing on Squeaky.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Fly... Squeaky?

'''BADSTAR:''' Bell, this is HOMSAR we are talking about. Sqeauky, don't fly.

''{Everybody flies up.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' So... how are we gonna get there if we don't have a map?

'''EBENEEZER FINKLEHÖLLER:''' Wha? oh, well, I had the map the whole time!

'''BADSTAR:''' WHAT?!!! GIVE IT HERE!

''{Ebeneezer pulls the map out of his pants}''

'''BADSTAR:''' On second thought, you hold it.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Toughen up, Badstar. Isn't the whole point supposed to be finding Bling using the map?</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the lair. The evil guys are staring at the monitor.}''

'''?? ? ????:''' THEY HAVE THE MAP!?!? Anti-Bling, you are so fired!

'''ANTI-BLING (????-?????):'''''{angry}'' One, that ain't our map! I can see it's also a map odf everyone in FCUSA under the age of 20's houses.

'''?????:''' uhh... EW!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' If you said "under the age of 18" I'm fairly certain that'd be ''actual'' paedophilia.</blockquote>

'''ANTI-BLING:''' And Two, you idiots aren't supposed to reveal our names until they get here! Okay, Ll?

'''LL E BAMI (?? ? ????):''' Uhh... YOU JUST REVEALED ''MY'' NAME!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Look, the readers obviously have figured that you're Ll by now. "Im a bell's negative energy", "Backwards Bleep", and our freakin' hidden names are just question marks over the letters!

<--hello?!!!-->

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Yes, this is Namine. What do you seek?</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' Don't call us idiots! We are the most evil guy's ever! YOU ARE FIRED!!!

'''LL E BAMI:''' YEAH! NOW GET OUT OF OUR SIGHT!!!!!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Uhh... Oh MY GOD! Um, jeez, were we even gonna reveal H44WP?!! Oh, and you can keeep the collectors' plates!

''{cut to the Bling search party. Anti-Bling appears}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Hi, uhh, look, H44WP fired me, and, I'm joinin' you from now on.

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, Homsar44withpie is behind this?!!!!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' And Ll e bami!

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... isn't he supposed to exist if Im a bell's dead?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I guess not. I'm gonna transport you guy's to the extremeley spooky cliff now.

'''IM A BELL:''' Waitaminute, Ll IS supposed to only exist if i'm dead! Wait, when was the last time I died?

'''VEGEROT:''' Yesterday. Oh, by the way, you're still dead. I think I can see wings growin' outta your back!

'''IM A BELL:''' Man, once I get Bling, I am going to destroy H44WP!

'''END OF CHAPTER 3! 7 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!'''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I kind of lost track right about now. Anti-Bling got sacked, so he basically divulged everything about the antagonists. Why isn't this cut to at least half the current Chapter count?</blockquote>

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