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Noxigar: Created page with "''NARRATOR:''' Hello. I bet you are wondering, who were those people and why did they just capture Bling?
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''NARRATOR:''' Hello. I bet you are wondering, who were those people and why did they just capture Bling?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Actually, I was wondering what narrative technique you could've used instead, to capture my attention.</blockquote>

Well, let's see..

''{Cut to an underground lab. Two dark, unseeable''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Knowing that unseeable is a word, I concede this is somewhat correct. On the other hand, I also surmise you could've just settled for ''invisible.''</blockquote>

''figures are staring at a monitor. On the monitor, Bling is in his bed, asleep.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' But, nevermind that now, let's see what Im a bell's doing.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh. I was kind of hoping for an introduction of ''who'' exactly Bling and Im a bell ''are.''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' You said Doing ''{pronounces this like "boing"}!''

''{cut to Im a bell's computer room}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, where's Bling?
<blockquote class=imabell1><div>Captured</div>Dear Im a bell,<br/> We have captured Bling. Please get Badstar, and whoever else you want and bring them to some random place. You'll probably see us. Whoever we are.<br/>From<br/>Anonymous Evils<div>attatchment</div></blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' From the Homestar joke-repeat and the Strong Bad Email-esque introduction, I can already tell where this originated first: The Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Bling... KIDNAPPED?!!! NOOO!!!-Hey, an attachment!

''{Im a bell clicks the attatchment. the words "Alphacram.exe re-installed! Well, that sucks!" appear onscreen}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I would've hoped the attachment might have been a helpful guide on ''why'' Bling was a valuable hostage, or maybe even a clue as to why Badstar is valuable.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Alpha Cram? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Oh, hey Badstar.

'''BADSTAR:''' What's up? Bling Kidnapped? ALPHA CRAM RE-INSTALLED? NOOOO!!!!!!!

'''IM A BELL & BADSTAR:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote>''{Namine sighs}''<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Yare yare daze. I was hoping for something a bit more comical than "screaming NO at the top of your lungs."</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' So, who should we bring? I think my cousin could help!

'''BADSTAR:''' Good idea! Let's bring Vegerot!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Sounds awfully close to an amalgam of Vegeta and Kakarot.<br>
''{Namine glares.}''<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Dragonball Z and I don't get along.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' How about Home-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Me?!!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' -school. Let's bring Homeschool. Oh, and Hom-

'''HOMESTAR:''' ME?!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' -sar. Homsar should come with us. Oh, and-

'''HOMESTAR:''' MEEEE?!!!!! Pleeeeaase? Can I come?!

'''IM A BELL:''' -Kraxario & Anthru-Borg. Hey, Homestar, you wanna come, too?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Actually, this scene was rather hilarious. I imagine they could have scrapped Kraxario and Anthru-Borg, though.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:'''''{annoyed and tired}'' I guess so. ''{whispering}'' Pain-in-the-

'''VEGEROT:''' We need to bring this to the HIA's attention.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

'''IM A BELL:''' Homeschool? Since when have you been out of randospace?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, a few hours. You know who we should bring?!! Ebeneezer Finklehöller!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Nice name, but... who? From where, more specifically?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Why that jerk?

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's bring Pter and Kyubii.

'''IM A BELL:''' Grood ideer! Y'know what? I think this is enough. Lesse, Me, Badstar, Bellson, Vegerot, Homeschool, Homsar, Kraxario, Anthru-Borg, Homestar, Ebeneezer Finklehöller, Pter, and Kyubii... Yeah, that's enough!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I'd have simply kept it simple with just Badstar, Im A Bell, Homeschool, and Homestar. I see you were trying to be generous to your friends with the inclusion of Pter and Kyubii, so I surmise they could also tag along.</blockquote>

''{Cut to the lair of the two evil guy's.''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''guys''</blockquote>

''One of them is looking at Bling, who is in a cage.}''

'''????-?????:''' Hello, Bling! BWAHAHA!!!

'''?? ? ????:''' ''{Offscreen.}''Hey, come look at this! This will sure give you a laugh!
--what's ???? ?? ??? supposed to mean? ????-????? means Anti-Bling, but I know ???? ?? ??? doesn't mean H44WP or Ll e bami.--><!--...It means Ll e bami. ??=Ll ?=e ????=bami.--

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' It might've done you a service to not arrange the question marks in this fashion. Given I saw the Episode title involving Anti-Bling, I already knew one of them was Anti-Bling the whole time. As for the other, you kind of gave it away as I was copypasting the script. I'm not sure if that constitutes cheating or not.</blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' What?

''{????-????? walk's over to where the two boss evil guys. The boss guy's are looking at a monitor.}''

'''?????:'''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Counting the number of ?'s and having personal knowlege of whom Im a bell had a gripe with back then, I'm going to hazard a guess this is H44WP.</blockquote>

It's those fools! they actually think they can find us! What they don't know is that our lair is located on... THE ''EXTREMELY'' SPOOK CLIFF!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' SPOOK CLIFF's origin.<br>
''{Beat}''<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I am slightly amused, I guess?</blockquote>

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN MAKE IT HERE IS IF THEY HAVE THIS MAP!!! ''{Holds up a map. A wind blow the map out of his hands and out a window.}''

'''????-?????:''' Aw, sh-

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Convenient.</blockquote>

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, how are we gonna find-

''{a map flies into Im a bell's eye}''

'''IM A BELL:''' GWAAAH!!!!!

'''VEGEROT:''' Hey, it's a map to the kidnsapper's

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''kidnapper's''</blockquote>

lair!

'''END OF CHAPTER 1'''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This actually wasn't half-bad of an introduction. If this actually had a little more exposition and paced itself, it would actually be somewhat decent.</blockquote>

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 --what's ???? ?? ??? supposed to mean? ????-????? means Anti-Bling, but I know ???? ?? ??? doesn't mean H44WP or Ll e bami.--
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 '''?? ? ????:''' ''{Offscreen.}''Hey, come look at this! This will sure give you a laugh!
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+--what's ???? ?? ??? supposed to mean? ????-????? means Anti-Bling, but I know ???? ?? ??? doesn't mean H44WP or Ll e bami.--
 <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' It might've done you a service to not arrange the question marks in this fashion. Given I saw the Episode title involving Anti-Bling, I already knew one of them was Anti-Bling the whole time. As for the other, you kind of gave it away as I was copypasting the script. I'm not sure if that constitutes cheating or not.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: Created page with "''NARRATOR:''' Hello. I bet you are wondering, who were those people and why did they just capture Bling? '''NAMINE:''' Actually, I was wondering what narrative t..."

Noxigar: Created page with "''NARRATOR:''' Hello. I bet you are wondering, who were those people and why did they just capture Bling?
'''NAMINE:''' Actually, I was wondering what narrative t..."