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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Foxx, Kyubii, Pter, Roy, Roy Jr, Fang, Jess, Lucas Aura, Algernon

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room, Dark Room

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: January 1st, 2007

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Uh, wouldn't it be 2008?</blockquote>

==Transcript==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{as rock guitars are playing, singing}'' It's time to get ready to go!

'''TOM:''' Ready to go!

'''ARUSEUS:''' It's time to check email again!

''{Tom beats on the desk a few times}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' We can go for it all!

'''TOM:''' For it all!

'''ARUSEUS:''' We know you think we're awesome! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' If you think you know my opinion of you, you know nothing.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Attention</div>
Aruseus, this is urgent.<br/>
<br/>
You know that the Year of the Wolf is 2008, right?<br/>
Keep Fang under restraint on December 31st.<br/>
Once midnight hits, all wolves will go on a rampage, killing<br/>
anything in their paths.<br/>
This is your warning.<br/>
<br/>
Lucas Aura
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Year of the Wolf? Isn't that like...Swahili or something?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I wish Year of the Wolf existed.</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' I think Lucas means Chinese New Year.

'''ARUSEUS:''' But what does China have to do with killer monkies?

'''TOM:''' Wolves.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. What does China have to do with killer ''wolves''?

'''TOM:''' I don't know. It's all babble to me.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Then we should just ignore this. DELE-

'''TOM:''' NO! What if it's true?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Then you'll regret deleting this episode and crafting your routine anticlimax.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Touche. Tooouuuuccchhheee.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Nobody stretched out the syllables of "touche" ever. There's a good reason why.</blockquote>

Well, I guess we should take saftey precautions.

'''TOM:''' That's exactly what I'm saying.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You think you know everything, don't you?

'''TOM:''' Don't argue.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{imitating Tom}'' Don't argue because we have a limited word count, even though most Aruseus Emails could use a little padding every once in a while!</blockquote>

Let's just get the restraints. I have some old belts and scotch tape in my attic.

'''ARUSEUS:''' What about Foot Disea-

'''TOM:''' DON'T MAKE AN UMCOM WIKI REFERENCE.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{imitating Tom}'' WE ALREADY MADE THE MISTAKE OF THINKING PEOPLE KNOW OR CARE ABOUT OTHER SERIES OTHER THAN THIS ONE. INSIDE JOKES TO OTHER STUFF IS UNNECESSARY.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Whatever.

''{Cut to TLA Attic}''

'''TOM:''' Here they are. ''{reaches in a box}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{thinking}'' Oh man...I hope it isn't gonna be like last time...I don't want to lose another friend...

''{Cut to the TLA Living Room, all of my main characters are there, Fang is tied up with belts and scotch tape}''

'''FANG:''' Tell me why the heck I'm tied up.

'''KYUBII:''' You are going to go crazy when midnight hits.

'''FANG:''' What? Aruseus, are you drunk again?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Blame Lucas.

'''FANG:''' Yeah, I am kinda cheesed off at Ness' replacement.

'''TOM:''' He means Lucas Aura.

'''PTER:''' Quiet! There's 10 seconds left!

''{Tom has his fingers crossed}''

'''EVERYONE:''' Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...

''{A fanfare is heard}''

'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY 2008!

'''TOM:''' Fang seems normal...

'''FANG:''' You guys are morons. Now untie me before-

''{Lucas Aura runs in}''

'''LUCAS:''' Sorry, Aruseus! Turns out there is no Year of the Wolf.

'''FANG:''' Then what year is it?

'''LUCAS:''' Rat.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''It's funny because a little research on the Chinese New Year makes most of the episode completely pointless.'''''</blockquote>

''{Cut to a corner of the room, Algernon is spazzing, with several sugar packets and soy sauce bottles next to him}''

'''ALGERNON:''' BloooOOoooorf! BLORF! BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!

'''ROY:''' He isn't gonna kill us isn't he?

''{Algernon bites Roy in the tail}''

'''ROY:''' Well that's unpleasant.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, Happy New Year, everyone!

'''TOM:''' Isn't Arumail one year-old now?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Happy anniversary as well!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I wish the Wiki User Wiki celebrated Happy Anniversaries.</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

===Easter Eggs===

*Click on Algernon to see an extra scene.

''{Cut to a dark room, Fang is talking on a communicator}''

'''??????????:''' It'll only be a few more days, Fang. Then we strike.

'''FANG:''' Got it. ''{puts the communicator away}''

===Fun Facts===
*Fang's line about Ness references the fact Ness has been replaced by Lucas in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
:Wait, now that's Ness is a character in Brawl, this fun fact is wrong.
*[[Aruseus Emails/variations|variations]] was written on January 1st, 2007.

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