https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FwolfstarterRiffText/AruseusEmails/wolfstarter - Revision history2026-04-11T17:01:29ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/wolfstarter&diff=181088&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with 'Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Cynder, Treecko <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh! Oh! I remember this one!<br> '''NAMINE:''' You do?<br> '''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah. Ryan...'2013-04-28T08:01:09Z<p>Created page with 'Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Cynder, Treecko <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh! Oh! I remember this one!<br> '''NAMINE:''' You do?<br> '''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah. Ryan...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Cynder, Treecko<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh! Oh! I remember this one!<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' You do?<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah. Ryan Bluefox sent me an email for Mudkip Emails so I gave him one in return. This was it.<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Okay, then.</blockquote><br />
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Places: The Beach, A Restaraunt (easter egg)<br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: August 8th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Ooh wah ooh wah oh! Check your email, delete it if it's crappy, blah blah blah blah, the Email-a-dansen!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Subject: Starter Pokemon for Wolf</div><br />
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Hello Aruseus<br><br />
I hear Wolf is having a hard time with Cyndaquil.<br><br />
Unfortunately, I do not have all 3 starters, since some girl named November took Torchic.<br><br />
I only have Treecko and Mudkip.<br><br />
But which of those two will Wolf want?<br><br />
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Sincerely,<br><br />
Professor Birch<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Jeez! Enough with starter Pokemon! Now Wolf needs one?!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' See, if Arceus lampshaded ridiculous emails like this one, then he would be a lot funnier. That is, if the lampshading wasn't forced.</blockquote><br />
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'''WOLF:''' Well, I do have trouble with Cynder...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, we should get you one so Birch Beer shuts up.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, look at that! I don't even get the context behind this statement and I think it's mildly amusing!</blockquote><br />
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'''WOLF:''' I say we should get...Mu-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Treecko.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' But Aruseus, Treecko is weak to-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You're getting a Treecko.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Wait! I-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Treecko!<br />
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''{A Treecko lands on Wolf}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' OW!<br />
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'''TREECKO:''' Treecko?<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Hi.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' CYNDER! Lunch time!<br />
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''{Cynder runs in and dives at Treecko. Treecko hits him with a giant boxing glove and knocks Cynder out cold.}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Holy damn.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What just happened?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Your plot to humiliate Wolf backfired immensely? I thought it was obvious.</blockquote><br />
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'''WOLF:''' I'm buying you a pizza, Treecko.<br />
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'''TREECKO:''' Tree! Treecko!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow. Well that sucked.<br />
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''{The Paper comes down saying "Jeez. You phail."}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shut it, you.<br />
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===Easter Eggs===<br />
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*Click on "phail" for a scene.<br />
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''{Cut to a resteraunt, Treecko is crying}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Well, they were out of blue ones!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' It wouldn't be a standard Arceus Emails episode if it didn't have a shoehorned Homestar Runner reference somewhere.</blockquote></div>Noxigar