https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2Fvideo_gameRiffText/AruseusEmails/video game - Revision history2026-04-11T20:16:59ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/video_game&diff=180339&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with 'Aruseus creates a game. <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I saw Strong Bad do it, so I thought I'd try to do this for myself!"</blockquote> Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus,...'2012-12-24T15:37:42Z<p>Created page with 'Aruseus creates a game. <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I saw Strong Bad do it, so I thought I'd try to do this for myself!"</blockquote> Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus,...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus creates a game.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I saw Strong Bad do it, so I thought I'd try to do this for myself!"</blockquote><br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Strong Bad, Bubs, Tampo, Stlunko<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Gray Field, Tom's Room, Biz Caz Fri Office<br />
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Computer: Intell 600<br />
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Date: Febuary 8th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' This email is brought to you by...nothing.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus"><br />
<div>subject: game!</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
If you hads yourself a video <br><br />
game, what would it be like? <br><br />
Don't say Pokemon, <br><br />
-Zippy </blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus says Pokemon as "polka-man"}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Ha! The phonetic similarities of the two words was brought to light at last!</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Zippy, you are correct. It would NOT be about the Polka-man. ''{clears screen}'' <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' A video game? I don't really know! It could be one of those games where you have to get to the exit. Basic format...<br />
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''{A gray background appears with a black dot}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS''' ''{voiceover}'' ...but with stuff like walls...<br />
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''{Red squares fall from the sky}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and mines...<br />
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''{Some mines appear}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and big red, green, and blue...spheres...that kill you when you touch 'em.<br />
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''{A ball of each color appears, the blue ones go horizontal, the green ones vertical, and the red ones diagonal, ricocheting off the walls}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Intell}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' An awesome game it would be. Everyone would play it till the cows come home! In fact... ''{leaves}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Hey, this scene didn't completely bore me! Already an improvement from the last episode!</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to Tom's room, he is working on something at his computer.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' How's the production going?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Would it kill you to contibute?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes. Now is there anything you added to make it better?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Yeah. There are moving exits, rubber walls, and even teddy bears-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What?<br />
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'''TOM:''' -that annoy you to no end when you touch them.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Grood.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Also I added some killer background music!<br />
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''{The music plays, Aruseus moves his head to the beat}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice...<br />
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'''TOM:''' I know.<br />
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''{Cut to the Office, the same background music is playing}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Then we test to see if our games are a success.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! This game is rigged! I keep running into freakin' bears!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...that happenes to everyone.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' What level you on, Strong Bad?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' 16.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Haha! I'm almost to the end!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I thought it'd be Bubs getting stuck, and Strong Bad would be near the final area. I guess I had my character interpretations mixed up or something.</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus walks over to a computer, Tampo and Stlunko are playing}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Who are you guys?<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' Alright, Stlunko. Left. Right. Up! Watch out for that ball!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's The Paper, not a ball.</blockquote><br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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*Wait five seconds for something to happen.<br />
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===Easter Egg Transcript===<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' Yes! New world champ!<br />
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'''STLUNKO:''' High five.<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' Uhh...<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*I put Tampo and Stlunko in this because I like Tampo Emails.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So... they otherwise had no place? I guess the same applies to the Homestar Runner characters. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if people threw in a Homestuck character in their works because they like Homestuck so much.</blockquote><br />
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*Stlunko attempting to high-five Tampo made him realize Tampo has no hands. (he's a floating brain.)<br />
*The game mentioned is a game I made in Game Maker 6. It is finished and you might be able to download it.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Cool, not going to download it because I'll probably be occupied with other games I've attained recently.</blockquote><br />
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*"Don't say Pokemon" is actually funny because Aruseus is, in fact, a Pokemon.<br />
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<blockquote>''{Namine golf claps}''</blockquote></div>Noxigar