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ARUMAIL1: variations

Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Cave, Peasantry Field, Knick-knack Stand, 20X6 Field, Overlord T's Fortress, 20X6 Computer Room ''{easter egg}'' The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 1st, 2007

=== Transcript ===

'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: variations</div>
Dear Aruseus,<br />
If you had different variations, what would they be?
<br />
Curious,<br />
Sidekick Bob</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!

''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''

''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy. That annoying dinosaur is after us again.

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''

'''COACH Z PTERODACTYL:''' Check it out! The Aruntosaurus can do it again!

''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Then in the time of Peasantry, there would live a vailant knight, and I would be his steed!

''{The knight whips the steed}''

'''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!

''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...

''{Homestar runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to dance?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No. Dancing is a waste of my...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...

''{Cut to Nick Knackerston's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knack Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ...The Polka-man!

''{The Polka-man walks in}''

'''THE POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there, Nick! Do you wanna see me dance?

'''NICK:''' No thank you, I'm tired.

''{The Sneak comes onscreen and steals a knick-knack, but Nick hits him with a flyswatter. The Sneak ends up a splat on the ground. The Homestar Runner Walks in}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, phooey. The Sneak, did you try to steal one of Nick Knackertson's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knacks?

''{Cut back to Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! How did you come up with that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I read the transcript.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...

''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! No one can defeat me! I'm strong!

''{Cheatball bounces in}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball! ''{explodes}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{flying away}'' AAAAAH!!!

''{Cheatball reappears. 1-Up walks onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.

''{Cut to Overlord T's fortress, where he is sitting in a chair}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Anthru-borg, get me a prawn shake!

'''ANTHRU-BORG''' Oh, all right. ''{flies offscreen, comes back}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Bubs. All my variations. Though I didn't really like my Old-Timey version...Ah well, Homestar's an idiot and you can't change that. ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Aruseus."}''

''{After about 5 seconds, Aruseus will say something}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' Polka...ew...

=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click on "variations" to see a cutscene.

''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I answered emails!

''{Zooms out, Stinkoman is standing next to Anthruseus}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Get off of MY computer!

''{Cut back to Present-day Computer Room}''

*Click on "Bubs" to see another cutscene.

''{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is in a crawl position, straining, while Bubs is sitting on his back}''

'''BUBS:''' Move you stupid pile of crap!

''{Aruseus collapses, Cut back to Computer Room}''

=== Fun Facts ===

*Sidekick Bob is from Tampo Emails.
*The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.
*In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
*The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.
*The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.

@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 '''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!
 <blockquote class="email">
@@ Line 25: / Line 27: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!
 ''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''
@@ Line 33: / Line 37: @@
 '''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy. That annoying dinosaur is after us again.
 '''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''
@@ Line 39: / Line 45: @@
 ''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Then in the time of Peasantry, there would live a vailant knight, and I would be his steed!
@@ Line 47: / Line 55: @@
 ''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...
@@ Line 61: / Line 71: @@
 '''HOMESTAR:''' ...The Polka-man!
 ''{The Polka-man walks in}''
@@ Line 71: / Line 83: @@
 '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, phooey. The Sneak, did you try to steal one of Nick Knackertson's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knacks?
 ''{Cut back to Computer Room}''
@@ Line 79: / Line 93: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.
@@ Line 91: / Line 107: @@
 '''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! No one can defeat me! I'm strong!
 ''{Cheatball bounces in}''
@@ Line 101: / Line 120: @@
 '''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.
@@ Line 111: / Line 132: @@
 '''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!
 ''{Cut back to Lappy}''
@@ Line 119: / Line 142: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' Polka...ew...
 === Easter Eggs ===
@@ Line 132: / Line 157: @@
 ''{Cut back to Present-day Computer Room}''
 *Click on "Bubs" to see another cutscene.
@@ Line 148: / Line 175: @@
 *The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.
 *The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.