Noxigar at 20:43, 6 January 2013

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This email was p. bad - now to mine all the gold in it!

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Arceus,

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ...</blockquote>

Homsar, Sterrance ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, White Screen, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: July 15th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' And do they have e-mails...in heaven? I hope they does...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' They probably do. Doesn't mean you have to botch your grammar to get there.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>----</div>
<br>
YOU HAVE 3 NEW EMAILS<br>
<br>
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh wow! Three more emails! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject:pokeman</div>
Hey Aru!<br>
Are you related to that ledgendary guy from Pokemon? Since you guys have the same name and all....<br>
-Sterrence88
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, 88th Sterrence-thingy, I guess were sorta related. I guess I could explain the similarities and the differences too.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Of which there are no differences.</blockquote>

''{Cut to a white screen, on one side, Aruseus, and on the other, Arceus}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay. One difference is our names. Mine is Aruseus, his is Arceus. Although you can translate Aruseus to Arceus from Japanese to English.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''They are phonetically identical names'''''</blockquote>

''{"ARCEUS = VERY ARUSEUS, FOO} appears on the bottom of the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Another difference is our...um...standing positions. I stand upright, he stands...not upright.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You are an anthro/fursona. ''Of course you're going to stand upright!'' But that means absolutely little, since you are basically Arceus at any rate.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next up is the similarities.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Every physical and mental trait I have is also his!"</blockquote>

One is our rings. Same shape, different location. Mine is on my back, his is around the waist.

''{Arrows point to the rings}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Also, our color. White fur, a little dark grey in places, yellow ring, green eyes, red pupils.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And finally, the whole plate thing.

''{A Flame Plate appears in the center of the screen, they both change into Fire form}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You already used Flame Plate the ''last'' time Plates were brought up. Couldn't you, oh I dunno, use Draco Plate or something else? Some variety wouldn't hurt.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Ster. Thats how me and the other guy

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''The other guy and I''</blockquote>

are related. ''{stops typing}'' Moving on!

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject:sukadux</div>
Congrats, A!<br>
You just won the Suk-A-Dux 5000 vaccum<br/>
cleaner! We'll deliver it to you 10 minutes.<br/>
I'm not doing my jorb, Coach Z!
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' A Suk-A-Dux 5000, eh? Nice! I can use it to clean the floors and sprinkle sawdust all over barfed las...wait. That's Coach Z's jorb. ''{clears screen}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' A name like Suk-A-Dux is just unfortunate.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, thanks, Coach. ''{stops typing}'' Only one email to go.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Subject:Alpha Stan</div>
Dear Aruseus,<br>
Will you PLEASE find a way to bring back Alpha Stan?<br />
I REALLY miss him.<br />
Sincereley,<br />
Alpha Stan's cousin, Alpha Dan.<br />
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' No, Dan. No. I'll give you one good and already said reason.

''{Flashback to [[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|new compy]]}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry, but I'm looking for something more...high-tech. Like the A-Tech, but better. Also, Alpha Stan was annoying...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Get an Asus. Or a Sony, like me.</blockquote>

''{record scratch}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Also, Alpha Stan was annoying...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' At this point, the viewer should see why you let Alpha Stan bugger off.</blockquote>

''{record scratch}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Stan was annoying...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Arceus, dude, I'm happy for you and everything. You did something awesome. Don't ruin the moment here.</blockquote>

''{record scratch}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Annoying...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Yep, that's precisely what you're being right now.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Computer Room, Homsar next to Aruseus with a cassete''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' cassette</blockquote>

''player}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' WILL YOU STOP THAT!?

'''HOMSAR:''' NyaaaAaaaAaaaAaah...

<blockquote>'''HOMSAR:''' The eighth track was the high note.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So...no hard feelings, Danny Boy. I-

'''HOMSAR:''' Oh...DaaAaaAaanny Boy...The pipes are caaaAaaalling!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I think just saying "The pipes are calling" is more in-character.<br>
''{Noxigar foams in the mouth.}''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' HOMSAR'S CHARACTER IS EASY; HOW CAN YOU SCREW IT UP THIS BADLY-<br>
''{Noxigar falls down the stairs}''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' GET OUT!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' I should probably pick up my Suk-A-Dux now. See y'all. ''{leaves}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''LIKE A BOSS'''''</blockquote>

===Easter Eggs===

*Click on Squeaky at the end to see a CD case for "Homsar's Grood Hits"
*Click on "Ster" to see Sterrance dressed up like Pter.

===Fun Facts===
*Danny Boy is an actual song.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Said song is also pretty common.</blockquote>

*Aruseus is based off of the Pokemon, Arceus, but I knew Arceus as Aruseus before the English name was revealed

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So did Noxigar. Do you see him doing any weaboo wankery around here? '''''Fuck no'''''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yo, homegill. Is this show really giving you that much of a tempest, I mean temper?<br>
'''NAMINE:''' No, it's just these triple trouble email sprees.<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah, I feel you. This does get better, though. Anyway, I have to go get my Doug Walker costume drycleaned.<br>
''{Noxigar leaves}''</blockquote>

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 ''{Cut back to the Computer Room, Homsar next to Aruseus with a cassete''
-<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' cassette</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''cassette''</blockquote>
 ''player}''

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Noxigar at 20:43, 6 January 2013

Noxigar: This email was p. bad - now to mine all the gold in it!