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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Homestar, Mac, Homsar<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field<br />
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Date: June 22, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-Tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' BOOM! Here comes EMAIL! Ready or not! Haha! How you check it now?<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 3 new emails.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So...I'm doing another freakin' triplemail.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Someone should really put a trigger warning on that.</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Yes you are.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Whatever. Number 1. ''{Clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>Subject:Disney movie</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/><br />
I have a really good suggestion.<br/><br />
How about if you make the new 47th<br/><br />
animated classic from Walt Disney <br/><br />
Pictures?<br/><br />
Mark Black, IV<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This had ''better'' go well.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Markie and no BurnBox, hows about I don't? Disney classics are too hard to make. Besides, no one watches them now.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' I does!<br />
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<blockquote>''{Namine groans}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Why can't Homestar's grammar at least be correct? Strong Bad is literally the only one who does "I does" and the point is it's ''a joke'' based on his hypocrisy involving grammar.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shut it! Numero dos.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>Subject:previews on video</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/><br />
I know that videocassettes are no<br/><br />
more as of 2007, but can you do<br/><br />
the previews for "The Lion King?"<br/><br />
If you wanna, tell mjen1952 and ask<br/><br />
him. He's on YouTube.<br/><br />
<br/><br />
No one<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So...you want me to do a documentary on lions and kings? And tigers and bears, oh my? Well, FO-GET-EET. I don't wanna!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' I might wanna!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you to shut up!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Dude. No. Just, just no.<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' What seems to be the trough-bull, homegill?<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Arceus and Homestar are having ''vapid conversation''<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' Arse-eeh-uhs could swim to say somefin cool. Maybe even ice cold!<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' I wish these emails had substance!<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' They get better. I believe in you!</blockquote><br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Can you bake me a pie?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' NO!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "The last time I baked a pie, Garzel died of food poisoning! Fuck you and your pies, Homestar!"</blockquote><br />
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Third email.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject:none</div><br />
Deer Aroosee us,<br><br />
I like ultimate frisbee...<br><br />
Can i use that shiny thing on your back to plaY??<br><br />
-Mac was here<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Once again, another freakin' email with NO subject.<br />
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''{Aruseus starts typing}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Big Mac, My ring does have aerodynamic properties, though I has no idea what the crap it means. So...yea, I guess. But as long as I play too!<br />
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''{Cut to The Field, Aruseus and Mac are playing catch with Aruseus' ring. Homsar wobbles after it, as if it was a game of Monkey in the Middle.}''<br />
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'''MAC:''' Wheee!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Isn't this fun?<br />
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'''MAC:''' Yep!<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' DaaAaaAaaAaa! Aaaah'm your piggy in the center.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Finally'' you get Homsar partially in character. Only partially, though. Homsar could stand to be a bit ''more'' riddling with his saying.</blockquote><br />
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'''MAC:''' ''{catches the ring}'' Woot! ''{throws it to Aruseus}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{catches the ring}'' Yahoo! ''{throws it to Mac, but Homsar hits it with Squeaky, the ring falls}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' Pshoooooo....<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why does he do these "Triple Trouble" email episodes? They're utterly pointless.<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' If you had an email show which was primarily held back by the emails it gets, wouldn't you try to shave a few down in one go?<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Yeah, but I'd try to do something ''substantial'' with each.<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' Maybe I can get you your own email show later?<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' I'll pass.</blockquote></div>Noxigar