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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Megan, Cody, Fiona

Places: Room 232

Computer: SkyPod

Date: February 8th, 2009

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to Aruseus' Dorm}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus went down to Georgia he was looking to check his mail...

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You don't have to go to Georgia to check e-mails.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: okay</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
Since Spring Break is coming, 
are you gonna party and meet some 
girls? 
 
-A Fan maned, Joe Ward of New Jersey
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Joe, spring break is only a month or so away here. I really have no idea! Maybe I'll take a vacation. Who knows?

'''TOM:''' Why not throw a party?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah, that's old.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''OLD AS BALLS'''''</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Really? I was hoping for it.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I guess we just kill time our entire break with muzak and vidja games!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Music and video games do not ''ever'' need to be spelt differently for comedic effect.</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' We do that EVERY year.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well...well my plan was better!

'''TOM:''' Wait, look at the end of the email. Meeting girls?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' As long as you don't do the stupid "use a dating site" tactic you should be fine.</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Dude...it's been twenty years of your life and you still haven't got a girl! ''{bursts out laughing}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! You're single too!

'''TOM:''' Me? Hell no! Jess is my girl!

'''ARUSEUS:''' But I thought Megan was your girlfriend!

'''TOM:''' I never dated Megan.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' See, if ''this'' was clarified several episodes ago then maybe the writing for this one wouldn't be so horribly stodgy.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' But...uh...um...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

'''TOM:''' Well, maybe you could go out with Megan.

'''ARUSEUS:''' That's true!

''{Cut to the halls}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Megan, will you date me?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wow, way to put her on the spot.</blockquote>

'''MEGAN:''' First of all, no. I don't take random ask outs, and two, I'm taken.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Pfft. By who? Link?

'''CODY:''' Ahem. Now let's go, Megan. I'll treat you to some nice eats tonight.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''Nice eats?!''''' Ugh, no wonder Arceus has no girlfriend. He's living in the '50s!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' B...b-b-b-b-b-Cody...and...he has...a girlfriend?!

'''TOM:''' How did Cody get here anyway? Isn't he, like, 16? Starting to find his way? Got a new-

''{Aruseus slaps Tom}''

'''TOM:''' ...thanks.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I didn't understand the reference or why Tom was slapping Arceus.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow, we've got the most impossible pairings here. Austin has a girlfriend, Cody has a girlfriend, Jess still exists...

'''TOM:''' Wow. You're real pissy about this.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I guess I'll be a single man the rest of my life...

'''TOM:''' Dude, we're going to find you a girl.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Girl''friend'' let's not forget please don't objectify people pleaase please please. 
'''NAMINE:''' Woah, when did you get here? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' A few minutes ago, actually. 
'''NAMINE:''' So, uh, in this episode Arceus is trying to get a girlfriend but is failing 'cause "the most impossible pairings" are happening. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' It's probably a good thing I don't give a shit about relationships. Otherwise I'd probably bemoan the same problems our intrepid hero is bemoaning.</blockquote>

Promise.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, man.

''{Cut to another hallway.}''

'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' Now the first and most important thing when dating is that you don't want to just rush and ask them out. You need to get to know them first.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{whispering}'' Got it. I think I see one.

'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' Wait...who?

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{whispering}'' The girl in the green outfit...

'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' With the glasses? Seems fine to...wait...I think she's with that buff tan guy.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{whispering}'' Dammit. Wait, I know just who to go for!

'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' Aruseus...wait!

''{Cut to a locker, belonging to a white cat girl.''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{tries to think up of something to say while gazing into the abyss}'' I-</blockquote>

''Aruseus casually walks up.}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The only places a university would have lockers is... 
''{Noxigar blinks.}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Holy shit. 
'''NAMINE:''' What? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Arceus must have stumbled into the different physical education locker rooms! Technically he's in the girls' locker area. 
'''NAMINE:''' Isn't that illegal for a guy to just waltz in there without a medical reason? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't know, but when this kind of crap happens in movies, visual novels, and the such it usually ends ''badly.''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi!

'''GIRL:''' Hello! You new here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Not really ''that'' new. I'm a junior transfer. What about you?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait, wasn't he a freshman not too long ago?</blockquote>

'''GIRL:''' Sophomore transfer. Just came here two days ago. I'm kinda shy.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Shyness is just a state of mind. No need to worry...I'm a good guy.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' '''''OH SWEET MOTHER OF LOGIC NOT BAD PICK-UP LINES AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH'''''</blockquote>

'''GIRL:''' Hehe...thanks. Say, what's your name?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus Parker.

'''FIONA:''' Fiona Richards. Nice to meet you.

'''ARUSEUS:''' So...you think you wanna go see a movie later on this week?

'''FIONA:''' Sure! Any ideas on what to see?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No...but I'll think of it!

'''FIONA:''' Okay! Hey, wanna go to the food court?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll walk you there.

'''TOM:''' Hm. That should keep him off my back for a while.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I highly doubt it will.</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At Tom's line where he says "Promise," click on him to make him do [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIheI9EPfT4&feature=related this.]

==Fun Facts==
*The girl in green with the glasses and the buff tan guy are Beth and Justin of TDI.
*The explanation for the easter egg is that the song during those videos is actually called "Promise."
*Tom starts to say one of the lines in the opening to the Cartoon Network show 6Teen.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So not only was Total Drama Island used, but another bad Cartoon Network show was referenced as well? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Pretty much. Then again, I'm certain I dislike Cartoon Network shows more than you do. 
'''NAMINE:''' ''That's'' true.</blockquote>

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