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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Various SSBB Characters <br />
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Places: Aruseus' Room, Various Stages<br />
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Computer: None<br />
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Date: June 8th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' room.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey! It's been three montsh since my last not-quite, and in this nifty lil' one, I'll show you some SSBB snapshots. Lemme turn on this projector...<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Honestly, I'd rather have the boring emails that have unfunny jokes and non-punchlines than whatever he's trying to do right now.</blockquote><br />
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''{A projector screen appears}''<br />
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[[Image:WolfFart.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Jeez, Wolf! What'd you eat?<br />
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[[Image:Jigglymissle.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah, I'd watch out too.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' They're just characters hanging off a cliff. Did Arceus get high before doing this?</blockquote><br />
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[[Image:ToonBounce.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Heh, bouncing on Lucario's head...<br />
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[[Image:Foxdive.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{Imitating Fox}'' BELLY FLOP!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's not Crash Bandicoot, therefore the joke is trash.</blockquote><br />
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[[Image:Lucariosinging.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' He really ate some curry, but...I think it looks like he's singing from the heart. Aww...<br />
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[[Image:Wolfhowl.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' This has been done by millions of people...<br />
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[[Image:Supersmashkids.jpg]]<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aww...Nintendo decided to pull of the "cheesy spin-off of something where the main characters are melon-headed babies" move and create...SUPER SMASH KIDS!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Or some idiot not related to Nintendo at all made a machinima, you took a snapshot from it, and it turned out as tedious as the premise sounds.</blockquote><br />
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''{The projector shuts off}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok, that's it.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Thank you.</blockquote></div>Noxigar