Noxigar: In which Aruseus Emails gets thoroughly schooled. For the umpteenth time.

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In which Aruseus Emails gets thoroughly schooled. For the umpteenth time.

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Cyrus, Fang, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Caity, Ert, Tom, Mac, Luke Luxray, Roy Rukario, Slick, Bandit Keith (easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, CGNU High, Aruseus' Homeroom, Roy's Classroom, CGNU High Gym

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: October 11th, 2007

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So it would appear it took another month between the previous email and this one. I am to deduce it takes a while between each email.</blockquote>

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Sonic is in Brawl, HEY! I'm gonna check an email, HEY! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I don't know the song, and I surmise I won't get details as to what email song this is.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: school</div>
Hey Aruseus! 
I just wanna know what your highschool is like 
and how you and the other seniors are holding up on your last year. 
 
Pencils and shavings, 
Keith
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I just got back from a day there. My school is named-

''{Cut to the outside of a school it says CGNU High on it}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' CGNU High.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Crazy Go Nuts University High. Doesn't any of that sound redundant to you? Or contradictory?</blockquote>

''{The CGNU fight song plays}''

''{Cut back to Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' All o' my gewd

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''good''</blockquote>

friends here are there! and some new ones too! We have the awesomest

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''most awesome'' 
'''NAMINE:''' Honestly, I think the term "awesomest" died out in 2002. That's just my presumption, though.</blockquote>

teachers, but lets discuss my classmates.

''{Cut to Aruseus' Homeroom}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, first there's me.

''{Aruseus appears wearing a sky blue shirt, red tie, and khaki pants}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then we've got ol' Dumbstar and S.B.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm surprised Homestar made it to high school.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wouldn't Strong Bad be saying this offscreen, too? At least, until he actually shows up on screen?</blockquote>

''{Homestar and Strong Bad appear in the same uniforms}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then there's Fang, Cyrus, and even more seniors that'll make your spit hurt! Wait, that didn't make sense.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Try to filter your words every time you make a script.</blockquote>

''{As he names them, Fang appears, than Cyrus. Than a large shadowy crowd behind them.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah. I also have the coolest lunch menu! Also, lunch buddies!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I can deduce your school doesn't have open lunch. Which is a shame.</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Cafetieria. Ert, Tom, and Caity, all in uniform, are sitting. Aruseus takes a seat.}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait, they're all in ''uniform''? Don't tell me you're referencing Cromartie High School. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' That actually wasn't a terrible anime, to be honest. Then again, it wasn't good, either. 
'''NAMINE:''' But I get the feeling this guy either watched it or pretended he lived it.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, my bromides! What's for lunch?

'''TOM:''' Well, I felt like having a cheeseburger today.

'''ERT:''' I got a big muffin! It's choco-choco-chip!

'''CAITY:''' Ert, don't eat too many of those. You'll "pull a Strong Sad."

<blockquote>'''M BISON:''' You're not going Turbo, are you? 
'''NAMINE:''' ''Phrasing'' that ''makes sense,'' please.
'''M BISON:''' '''''OF COURSE!'''''</blockquote>

'''ERT:''' I'll get all depressy and crap?

'''CAITY:''' No, you'll get fat!

'''ERT:''' ''{holds up letter K}'' <big>K!</big>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Caity proceeds to beat up Ert for referencing Sesame Street is shunned in this Cromartie High School-ish universe. Y'know, since it's not '''JAPAN,''' it is therefore socially abnormal''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Gimme that muffin!

'''ERT:''' Never!

''{They get into a fight cloud, Mac pops up in uniform}''

'''MAC:''' Whee! This will be fun!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's not something you say when two people get into a fight at a school. No. Just, just ''no''</blockquote>

''{Mac jumps in the cloud, Luke from Mega Movie Night walks in,''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''From where, exactly?''</blockquote>

''He is wearing a white suit and red tie, and has a faculty ID card on a lanyard around his neck}''

'''LUKE:''' And just WHAT is going on here?

'''ERT:''' ''{quietly to Aruseus}'' Oh crap, the principal.

'''LUKE:''' I've had it up to here with your shenoligans!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''shenanigans''</blockquote>

Mac Jefski, report to my office immeadiately.

'''MAC:''' What'd I do!? Aww... ''{walks off}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Phew, I thought we were going to get our butts handed to us.

'''ERT:''' Well, I ate the muffin anyway.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw man, you crapbag.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And also, we have some well known people as our teachers. Like how Roy Rukario is our history teacher!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Who?''</blockquote>

''{Cut to Roy's Classroom}''

'''ROY:''' Ok, so who can tell me when the Revolutionary War happened?

'''MAC:''' ''{raises hand}'' OOH! ME! ME!

'''ROY:''' ''{sigh}'' Mac...

'''MAC:''' The Taco Age?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "No, Mac. The Taco Age happened several centuries AFTER the Revolutionary War. Try again!"</blockquote>

'''ROY:''' No, Mac. The correct answer is 1776.

'''MAC:''' Mr. Rukario?

'''ROY:''' What now?

'''MAC:''' You sound like Joe Swanson.

'''ROY:''' ''{sarcastic}'' That's great.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And the same flaw from JCMovies rears its ugly head! 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Actually, I've also made that mistake in early MFT3K riffs. I corrected myself in later riffs upon realization on how stupid making my sarcasm obvious was.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Also, our gym class is cool too!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Do you have Gym Class Heroes? Do you?</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Gym or CGNU High, Slick is in a blue sweatshirt and has a whistle arounds his neck}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''Who the hell ARE these people?'''''</blockquote>

'''SLICK:''' Ok, class. Today, we will be playing basketball. Fang, catch.

''{Slick throws a ball to Fang, but it misses and knocks his head off}''

'''FANG:''' Well this really sucks.

''{Cut back to the Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Bandit Keith.

<blockquote>''{Namine gets a seizure from how tactless the reference was.}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Give me a sec! I need to call the hospital ''stat''</blockquote>

That's my school.

''{The Paper comes down}''

===Easter Eggs===
*Click on "Bandit" see a scene.

'''BANDIT KEITH:''' I can't believe I was referenced in another email! In America!

===Fun Facts===
*The Bandit Keith easter egg refences a 1-Up Email. Don't know which one.

<blockquote>''{An ambulance finally drives on by and picks up Namine. Noxigar gently weeps, and proceeds to flip off the repertoire of Bandit Keith references.}''</blockquote>

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