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2012-12-24T08:03:35Z

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Noxigar: And I now have officially outpaced MFT3K as far as riffing Aruseus Emails is concerned. Not that anyone actually gives a crap, though. It's also kind of easy when the riffing material is short.

2012-12-24T08:03:06Z

And I now have officially outpaced MFT3K as far as riffing Aruseus Emails is concerned. Not that anyone actually gives a crap, though. It's also kind of easy when the riffing material is short.

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Aruseus receives a head-exploding email.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Foxx, Kooky, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Badia

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I'm excited to see how Aruseus uses his uniqueness to bring mythos to Strong Badia!</blockquote>

Computer: Intell 600

Date: Febuary 5th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' It is a sad, sad day for email checkers worldwide, one of them has lost his computer. But now, that email checker RETURNS!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This opener could've been scrapped, honestly. Maybe a "Hey, thought this was over? Too bad, Zippy, because I got a new computer courtesy of Tom paying for it at Best Buy!"</blockquote>

''{Aruseus places the Intell 600, a blue-colored Lappy on the desk}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' It's the Intell 600!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Intell 600... so like a Pentium but more futuristic? Okay. I can totally buy that.</blockquote>

Let's see if it can check emails. ''{types run_arumail.exe}''

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: shoe</div>
Dear Aruseus,<br>
Why is a shoe? <br>
- Derp</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Uh, was Reddit around in 2007, or was South Park just so immensely popular that "Derp" was more commonly used?</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Aren't you gonna finish that, Derpula? If you don't want to, I will. ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Why is a shoe...blue? Why is a shoe a foot item? I got it! Why is a shoe a shoe! ''{leaves}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{typing}'' Why was that last question not a question at all?</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Field, Foxx is there with Kooky, Aruseus walks in}''

'''KOOKY:''' Aw, great. It's you.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Why is a shoe a shoe?

'''FOXX:''' Is that a trick question?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No.

'''FOXX:''' Oh. Umm...a shoe is a shoe because...because...AHH! ''{head explodes}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Holy carp!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''KARP KARP MAGIKARP'''''</blockquote>

'''KOOKY:''' Whoa.

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut to Strongbadia}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there, shag rug!

<blockquote>''{Namine vomits.}''<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Sometimes I wish Noxigar didn't know so much about British slang...</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ignoring that. The Cheat, why is a shoe a shoe?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' No it is not a trick question.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, head explodes}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' HEY! Only I can torture The Cheat!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...that happened someone else.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Foxx.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. That's alright. That red pest has been invading Strongbadia too long!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Exactly... how hard is it to invade Strongbadia?</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Riiight. ''{walks off}''

''{Cut back to Intell}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So that's why a shoe is a shoe, Derpie Dan. It's a shoe because-

''{Aruseus' head explodes and he falls off the chair. The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Was 2007 the year of head explosions? I forget, to be honest.</blockquote>

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Aruseus when he says "holy carp" to see a carp with wings and a halo.

== Fun Facts ==

*Yet again, another instance of carp/crap.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''KARP KARP MAGIKARP'''''

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Noxigar: And I now have officially outpaced MFT3K as far as riffing Aruseus Emails is concerned. Not that anyone actually gives a crap, though. It's also kind of easy when the riffing material is short.