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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Van, Signas, Several Mavericks, Sigma<br />
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Places: Aruseus' Room, Brinstar, Maverick Hunter HQ, Maverick Base<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' It's not enough to know that Arceus likes Megaman Classic? We have to see him butcher the Megaman X series, too?</blockquote><br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: August 30th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' My bandwith<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''bandwidth''</blockquote><br />
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slows, I'm not scared anymore, I see the text of the emails I've deleted before.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Quick on the draw,<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' In this riff I am the law,<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' What they say is okay<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Death doesn't wear grey<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Arceus can't fall, though</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: Popcorn</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br />
Have you ever gone on a quest to find something?<br />
Or to just kick the butt of anything that gets in your way?<br />
Sincerely yours,<br />
Liaran Strifeheart <br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Hm...truth be told, I've never done any types of questing before in my life...I guess I'll go find me a quest.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Quests can be found rather easily. I don't think that's going to make the email have better quality, though.</blockquote><br />
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''{Zoom out to show Tom and Van next to him}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{shouting to the offscreen area opposite to the two}'' TOM! VAN! GET DOWN HE- ''{turns around}'' Oh.<br />
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'''TOM:''' So...questing.<br />
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'''VAN:''' But for what?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I know just the place to find a quest, but we need to put on some special suits.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Oh god. Not Metroid again.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' All hail Slowbeef, hardcore Metroid fan who would retch at this horrible dialogue.</blockquote><br />
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''{Flashback to Brinstar, Tom is being attacked by a Metroid}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' AAAAAAAAAHHH. GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF.<br />
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''{Fast-forward to the present}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No. This'll be better. Come with me.<br />
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''{Fade to back}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Oh joy. This should be ''real'' fun.<br />
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''{Fade into Maverick Hunter HQ, Signas is there with papers}''<br />
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'''SIGNAS:''' Ok. X, Zero, and...Axl, right? You have a very important mission to do!<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus, who is dressed as Megaman X, Tom, dressed as Zero, and Van, dressed as Axl.}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You have to be kidding me.</blockquote><br />
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'''TOM:''' Why am I wearing this...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shut up and play along.<br />
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'''SIGNAS:''' So...anyway, you are supposed to crash the party that the Mavericks are having at their HQ. I will be there too for...erm...recon.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You can count on us.<br />
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''{Cut to the roof of the Maverick Base}''<br />
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'''VAN:''' ''Why'' am I the girl...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Axl's not a girl!<br />
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'''VAN:''' Sure as heck looks like one...<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I don't think this was a rare viewpoint, but its inherent mediocrity is enough for me to yawn at.</blockquote><br />
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'''TOM:''' Ok, so let's carry on this mission.<br />
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''{Cracking sound}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Did something just-<br />
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''{The three fall through the floor, landing directly on Vile and several other random Mavericks}''<br />
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'''MAVERICK:''' Hey! It's those three hunters!<br />
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'''ANOTHER MAVERICK:''' What do they want?<br />
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'''VILE:''' ''{weakly}'' A...little help?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Dammit.<br />
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'''VAN:''' Well, we're screwed.<br />
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'''SIGMA:''' MUAHAHA! Did you think you could crash our party and defeat me?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Damn right I can! ''{chucks a teddy bear at Sigma}''<br />
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'''SIGMA:''' Hah! I've gotten over that- ''{bursts into flames}'' AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thank you, Shadowii2!<br />
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'''TOM:''' So...should we get out of here?<br />
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'''VAN:''' Hold on. I'll take care of it.<br />
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''{Van chucks a large razor leaf at a line of Mavericks, slicing them apart}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Nice. Didn't know such a weakling could-<br />
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'''VAN:''' WHAT.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Oh damn.<br />
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''{Fade to black, several punching sounds are heard, along with Tom screaming, The Paper}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And another boring email is looked at. I wish I had commentary for this, but when Ryan Bluefox manages to make Vile look like a pansyass, I have nothing.</blockquote><br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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Most of this was based off of Shadowii2's series of Megaman X shorts.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Were they all ''that'' terrible to the point where they corrupt an otherwise passable Arceus Emails premise?</blockquote></div>Noxigar