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<p>Created page with &#039;Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Wolf, Ryan, Dan Places: The Boardwalk, The Shorehouse, The Arcade, A Barm, The Beach Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: July 5th, 2008 ==...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Ryan, Dan<br /> <br /> Places: The Boardwalk, The Shorehouse, The Arcade, A Barm, The Beach<br /> <br /> Computer: E-Mach 1000<br /> <br /> Date: July 5th, 2008<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I don't know how I got this job, I'll never ever stop, so I'm checking the email tonight!<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus3&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: dumb plans&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey, Aruseus!<br /> <br /> What was one of your dumber plans? I mean, not like your plans haven't been dumb, but...<br /> <br /> Don't hunt me down and shoot me, Skully B.<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NAMINE:''' Okay, now I see why Arceus Emails stopped being riffed by MFT3K.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ok. This will be a total riot for you, DoomBuggy. All of my dumb plans were made yesterday. All during Independence Day, I made the stupidest desicions of my life.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Shorehouse, Aruseus is drinking several bottles of vodka}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' First of all, I got drunk.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah, baby! That's the stuff... ''{hic}'' &lt;small&gt;Hostess...&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NAMINE:''' '''''Why'' did there have to be references completely and utterly out-of-context?!'''&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' The next stupid thing was when I was at the arcade. I was still drunk.<br /> <br /> '''WOLF:''' Err...you ok?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{drunk}'' Ya know something? You amaze me, Fox.<br /> <br /> '''WOLF:''' DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{still drunk}'' Shaddup, you stupid...fur- ''{Aruseus pukes offscreen}''<br /> <br /> '''WOLF:''' Ick.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' We got booted out that day, but I got to keep the tickets.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NAMINE:''' I'm guessing the words &quot;Come back when you're sober&quot; ''weren't'' said by management?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> The next thing was when we were at the bar.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a bar on the Boardwalk. Aruseus and Ryan are at the counter}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{drunk}'' You seem a bit...young for this, Brentilda.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I'm 20, you're 19, so we're both breaking the law. <br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Shaddup. ''{punches Ryan}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' You...just started a barfight.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I said SHADDUP! ''{kicks Ryan offscreen}'' Damn furry...<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Did you just bash yourself?!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NAMINE:''' I don't know. Did he bash himself?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' But here's what really got me sober. When we were at the beach lighting fireworks.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Beach at night.}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Check this out, Ryan. ''{Dan throws a match into his saxaphone and blows into it. A firework shoots out of the end and launches to the sky}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Dangerous, but cool.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{drunk}'' Here we go...<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus tosses a match onto a firework and takes out a bottle of vodka. He starts to chug it until the firework launches and tears the arm with the bottle clean off of his body}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sober}'' AAAARGH! AMBULENCE! 911! GAAAAAAH!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And that is why I never drink on the Fourth of July again. Fortunately, they re-attached my severed-by-firework arm at the hospital. Anydangway, I'll wrap this up.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper}''<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *Aruseus references the Hostess slogan.<br /> *According to ALXX, furries are a more simple term for anthromorphic animal. Aruseus technically is a furry, despite the fact that he insulted himself when drunk.<br /> <br /> ===WARNING!===<br /> <br /> DO NOT DO WHAT DAN DID WITH THE SAXAPHONE AND THE FIREWORKS.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NAMINE:''' First of all, it's ''saxophone''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''NAMINE:''' Second of all, what's to stop me, Strong Bad, Homsar, or anybody else from playing the saxophone while a firework is lodged in it? The only reason it harmed you was because you managed to position yourself in such a way as to get your arm lopped off.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

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