Noxigar: This is why I don't do riffs as soon as I wake up in the afternoon.

2013-04-16T00:04:11Z

This is why I don't do riffs as soon as I wake up in the afternoon.

Noxigar: I procrastinate these riffs because no new episodes show up to wow me or make me regret riffing Aruseus Emails. And because of that...

2013-04-16T00:03:12Z

I procrastinate these riffs because no new episodes show up to wow me or make me regret riffing Aruseus Emails. And because of that...

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[[Image:Arumail58.PNG|thumb|right|221px|This has got to be...''the'' most suckiest movie night you've thrown.]]

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This has got to be... ''the'' most suckiest one-liner you've ever concocted.</blockquote>

ast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Jess, Homestar, King of Town, Strong Bad, Fang, Kyubii, Zippy

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: December 21st, 2007

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' SOON, 2008. SOON, THE BLACK CAULDRON WILL BE MINE.</blockquote>

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE E-MAIL! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: movie night</div>
Hey, Aruseus!

How about I come over for a movie<br/>
night? I'll bring the soda and pop-<br/>
corn!

- Zippy
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Zippy? THE Zippy? Yeah. I know you came back. Well, I'll have a movie night! Huzzah!

''{3 hours later, Cut to TLA Living Room, Aruseus and Tom are sitting on the couch}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Where is everyone?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' My sentiments exactly.</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' This has got to be...''the'' most suckiest movie night you've thrown.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, you know what they say you should do if you're bored...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This had better not be a thinly-veiled sex joke. I don't need to witness another thing which does terrible punchlines when I've already sat through most of Ctrl Alt Del's pre-"reboot" nonsense.</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' I'm listening.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Coffee.

'''TOM:''' I'm out.

''{Another hour later, people have arrived, and there are several coffee spills on the ground. Aruseus is holding a mug that says "I LIKE EGGS". Aruseus' eyes are wide, and he's twitching}''

'''TOM:''' Now we're talkin'-

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{caffinated}'' No, no, NO! This won't do. We have to throw out some people. Kyubii, you weren't invited.

'''KYUBII:''' You suck. ''{walks out}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' King of Town!? How come you're here!?

'''KOT:''' I heard the words "free pizza" and was here in a jiffy!

'''ARUSEUS:''' OUT!

''{KOT leaves}''

<blockquote>'''KING OF TOWN:''' I wish I had more lines in this episode!
'''NAMINE:''' King of Town!? How come you're here!?
''''KING OF TOWN:''' I heard the words "free pizza" and was here in a jiffy!
'''NAMINE:''' Sweet! However, the pizza won't be here until half an hour from now.
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Fine by me! I need to get out more anyway.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Who the heck are you?

'''JESS:''' Don't you know me? I'm Jess!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Who? Tell me something...about...you...

'''JESS:''' ARGH! You idiot! I'm new! I moved here about a month ago!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{to the tune of "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace}''

<blockquote>'''KING OF TOWN:''' Don't you know some whippersnapper who listens to Rise Against The Machine?
'''NAMINE:''' No.
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, then. I seem to get that vibe from this part of the script and your nonplussed nature towards it.</blockquote>

I...DON'T...KNOW A THING ABOUT YOU!

'''JESS:''' ''{slaps Aruseus}'' Get out of your caffination!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I think my spellcheck is having a seizure. I can't tell if "caffination" is an actual word or not, to be honest.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{normal}'' Huh...oh. HI JESS!

''{Jess grumbles}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. You can say it, Tom.

'''TOM:''' Now we're talkin'! Where's the movie?

'''FANG:''' ''{nervous}'' Uh...oh! Yeah. The movie! I...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Fang...did you bring the movie?

'''FANG:''' Uh...yeah...about that...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Where's the movie!?

'''FANG:''' I...I...I ATE IT! ''{starts crying}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well...uh...I guess it'll just be a TV night...

'''TOM:''' Zippy, did you bring the popcorn?

'''ZIPPY:''' Wait...I was supposed to...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Zippy...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' See, this is why- wait why is Zippy being tasked with most of the movie night preparations?</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Well...let's not hope it's ''Infomercial Hour''...

''{Tom turns on the TV, a commercial come up}''

'''LADY:''' Head-on, apply directly to the forehead! Head-on, apply directly to the forehead!

'''ALL:''' ''{annoyed}'' It's ''Informercial Hour''.

'''TOM:''' So who wants to fall asleep and drool 'till we can't spit?

'''ZIPPY:''' I do.

''{They all fall asleep, as The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote>''{King of Town yawns.}''
'''NAMINE:''' I know, believe me.
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Want to watch some infomercials until the pizza gets here?
'''NAMINE:''' Sure. One more thing, do you like Domino's at all?
'''KING OF TOWN:''' Domino's?! I ''love'' Domino's!</blockquote>

===Easter Eggs===

*Click on the remote to replay the commercial.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Head on! Apply directly to the thing that wasn't funny in pre-2008!</blockquote>

@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 ''{KOT leaves}''
-<blockquote>'''KING OF TOWN:''' I wish I had more lines in this episode!
+<blockquote>'''KING OF TOWN:''' I wish I had more lines in this episode!<br>
-'''NAMINE:''' King of Town!? How come you're here!?
+'''NAMINE:''' King of Town!? How come you're here!?<br>
-''''KING OF TOWN:''' I heard the words "free pizza" and was here in a jiffy!
+''''KING OF TOWN:''' I heard the words "free pizza" and was here in a jiffy!<br>
-'''NAMINE:''' Sweet! However, the pizza won't be here until half an hour from now.
+'''NAMINE:''' Sweet! However, the pizza won't be here until half an hour from now.<br>
 '''KING OF TOWN:''' Fine by me! I need to get out more anyway.</blockquote>
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{to the tune of "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace}''
-<blockquote>'''KING OF TOWN:''' Don't you know some whippersnapper who listens to Rise Against The Machine?
+<blockquote>'''KING OF TOWN:''' Don't you know some whippersnapper who listens to Rise Against The Machine?<br>
-'''NAMINE:''' No.
+'''NAMINE:''' No.<br>
 '''KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, then. I seem to get that vibe from this part of the script and your nonplussed nature towards it.</blockquote>
@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 ''{They all fall asleep, as The Paper comes down}''
-<blockquote>''{King of Town yawns.}''
+<blockquote>''{King of Town yawns.}''<br>
-'''NAMINE:''' I know, believe me.
+'''NAMINE:''' I know, believe me.<br>
-'''KING OF TOWN:''' Want to watch some infomercials until the pizza gets here?
+'''KING OF TOWN:''' Want to watch some infomercials until the pizza gets here?<br>
-'''NAMINE:''' Sure. One more thing, do you like Domino's at all?
+'''NAMINE:''' Sure. One more thing, do you like Domino's at all?<br>
 '''KING OF TOWN:''' Domino's?! I ''love'' Domino's!</blockquote>

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Noxigar: This is why I don't do riffs as soon as I wake up in the afternoon.

Noxigar: I procrastinate these riffs because no new episodes show up to wow me or make me regret riffing Aruseus Emails. And because of that...