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Oh. Woah-oh-ay-oh. Oh-woah-ay-oh. Wait, stop. Let me put it down another way.

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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Salesman Guy, Strong Sad

Places: Computer Room, Discount Movies, TLA Living Room

Date: June 21, 2007

Computer: A-Tech 950

===Transcript===

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll stop the world to check email...I've seen the crapmail and it's getting dumber, every time.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You could sing those lyrics, and- wait, I know that song!</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay.

''{Five second Pause}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Biggest waste of five seconds ever.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Well? </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry. ''{Clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: movie critic</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
 
I am a film critic from a television show, 
"Good Movies Vs. Horrible Movies" and I was 
suggesting if you can be a movie critic just 
like the others. Then, they'll love you. 
Good luck, 
Mace Carl Arnold, MOVIE CRITIC Hollywood, CA
</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Hey, can Hollywood ruin wearing blue hair for Noxigar? 
''{beat}''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Movie critic? That's sort of a problem...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I hate Doug Walker and his terrorist friends with a fiery passion"</blockquote>

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Free Country doesn't have much movies...

<blockquote class="astanemail">What about Discount Movies? </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. Ok.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "But they're so cheap ''Coach Z'' can afford it!"</blockquote>

''{Aruseus leaves, Cut to Discount Movies, Aruseus is holding some movies, talking with the Salesman, who looks like 1-Up without a hat and with a blue button-down shirt}''

'''SALESMAN:''' So you would like to rent these movies?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Request from an email. I will rent them and critique them.

'''SALESMAN:''' You're Tampo, right?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No.

'''SALESMAN:''' Robstar?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No.

'''SALEASMAN:''' Strong Bad?

'''ARUSEUS:''' NO! I'm Aruseus!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I mothafukkin' herald ALL these mirthful miracles!"</blockquote>

'''SALESMAN:''' Dude! You rule! Can I have your autograph?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I like how initially it was hard to recognize Arceus, and then the Salesman pretends he wasn't an awkward arse.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.

''{Aruseus signs a napkin and hands it to the Salesman}''

'''SALESMAN:''' Come again!

''{Cut to the TLA Living Room, Aruseus and Strong Sad are watching a movie}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You managed to snag a copy of Dangeresque 3!?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yep.

''{the TV screen goes black, and the words: "This movie is not out yet, you just wasted your money" appear onscreen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' WHA!? I want a refund! ''{runs out}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's the ''whole'' point of Dangeresque 3, you realize.</blockquote>

''{"Click here to email Aruseus" appears on the TV screen}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Whatever happened to Alpha Stan?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' He's either dead or going through Soap Opera Syndrome.</blockquote>

===Fun Facts===

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I wish this was taken seriously.</blockquote>

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