https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FmovieRiffText/AruseusEmails/movie - Revision history2026-04-15T04:04:45ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/movie&diff=180609&oldid=prevNoxigar: Chaos demands more humour? So shall it be.2012-12-30T17:56:50Z<p>Chaos demands more humour? So shall it be.</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Lyle, Foxx, Ert Plus, Kyubii<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strongbadia<br />
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Computer: Intell 600<br />
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Date: April 24th, 2007<br />
[edit] Transcript<br />
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{Cut to the Computer Room}<br />
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ARUSEUS: BLARG! BLORF! ANOTHER EMAIL! YEAH!<br />
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Hello Aruseus. You have one email.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I can't wait until Alpha Stan dies.</blockquote><br />
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ARUSEUS: Let's do this.<br />
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subject: Aruseus, my man!<br />
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Hey, Aruseus!<br />
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We're from South Park, Colorado<br />
and we like you to make your<br />
own, cool movie!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE'''''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:'''' '''''NEXT SUNDAY AD'''''</blockquote><br />
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Your main men,<br />
Stan Marsh & Kyle Broflvoski<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This email better be ironic.</blockquote><br />
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ARUSEUS: {typing} A movie...wow. That's a cool idea, Marsha Stan and Kyle Blorfy.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I just had an aneurysm of stupidity.</blockquote><br />
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Lemme get my friends. {leaves}<br />
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NARRATOR: After many requests, Aruseus got his cast.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' No, that is '''not''' what transitions are for agggggggghhhhhhhh</blockquote><br />
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{Cut to The Field, Lyle has a camera, Aruseus and Foxx in front of it, the screen goes to the camera's view}<br />
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ARUSEUS: ACTION!<br />
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LYLE: Meh!<br />
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ARUSEUS: Foxx! To the van! We must meet with our comrades, Agents EP and JK!<br />
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FOXX: Yes, sir!<br />
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{the two run off, cut to Strongbadia, with Ert Plus and Kyubii}<br />
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ERT PLUS: Ready with the plans, Armondo Ootbagh?<br />
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KYUBII: That wasn't even remotely close!<br />
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{Aruseus and Foxx run in with water pistols and sunglasses}<br />
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ARUSEUS: We're here!<br />
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KYUBII: Agent James Kyubii reporting for duty!<br />
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ERT PLUS: Agent Ert Plus reporting, sir!<br />
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FOXX: I like pie!<br />
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ARUSEUS: Now let's get Peducci!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Perducci''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' At least try to get the correct spelling down pat before you reference Homestar.</blockquote><br />
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EVERYBODY: YEAH!<br />
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ARUSEUS: But first, we get pie.<br />
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EVERYBODY: YEAH!<br />
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{Cut back to Intell 600}<br />
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ARUSEUS: So ya' see, my movie is still in production. Yeah. Meh.<br />
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{The Paper comes down}<br />
[edit] Fun Facts<br />
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* Armondo Ootbagh is an unlockable character in Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How about the fact this email came from two South Park characters who normally could care less about Aruseus Emails?</blockquote></div>Noxigar