https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FmostemailsRiffText/AruseusEmails/mostemails - Revision history2026-06-19T08:27:42ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/mostemails&diff=180683&oldid=prevNoxigar: Going to do the shorter of the two Ep. 36 emails because it's easier to riff - also I hate Pokemon Battle Revolution and regret getting it2013-01-01T07:52:34Z<p>Going to do the shorter of the two Ep. 36 emails because it's easier to riff - also I hate Pokemon Battle Revolution and regret getting it</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Alpha Stan, Aruseus, Tom<br />
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Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room<br />
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Date: May 17, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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''{Cut to the Computer Room, Aruseus is not there}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That probably means this episode will be short.</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Aruseus? Ah crap. He's probably dozed off...<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to the TLA Living Room, Aruseus is on the couch, snoozing}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Mutter...Pokemon...Battle Revo...lution...<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Another Strong Bad joke completely misused.<br><br />
''{Namine blinks}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' This ''was'' funny in 2007?</blockquote><br />
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''{Tom runs in, almost running past, but skids to a stop}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Aruseus, wake up! It's your 37th email!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ...in a row?</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{still drowsy}'' No...I don't wanna turn 37...not yet...<br />
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'''TOM:''' I said email. Not birthday. Oh, and your ''18th'' birthday is the 15th of November, man.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''HINT OF REAL LIFE'''''<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' You know, I'm as guilty of it as he is from time to time.<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' '''''NOT EVEN CLOSE TO AS MUCH AS ARUSEUS EMAILS. NOT EVEN CLOSE'''''</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Mutter...leave me alone, maybe when I'm older...I'm just a kid...<br />
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'''TOM:''' Kid!? You're freakin' 17! SEVENTEEN!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{singing}'' Just like a war wing dove, sings a sad song just keeps on singin'</blockquote> <br />
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You could probably drive, but don't...to...save lives...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Meh...not now...<br />
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'''TOM:''' Whatever. ''{leaves}'' You don't want to be the email show with the most emails?<br />
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''{Aruseus quickly wakes up}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' EMAIL TIME!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''I WANNA BE THE GUY'''''</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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===Easter Eggs===<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*Aruseus referecnces<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''references''</blockquote><br />
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1-Up's line, "I'm just a kid! Maybe when I'm older..."<br />
*Pokemon Battle Revolution is a game for the Wii.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' It's also not good. Its replay value is nonexistent, and you virtually need a Gen IV game in order to make it worthwhile to play. Hooray, I better hope I can afford a Wii, Wii Motion Plus controllers, a DS, Pokemon Pearl, and Nintendo Wifi connectivity all in one bundle of '''still mediocre'''</blockquote><br />
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*Aruseus' birthday references the day I uploaded the second Aruseus picture file, the non-flash one.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Meh. It's still a real life nod, even if indirect.</blockquote></div>Noxigar