Noxigar: /* Fun Facts */ How the hell did my wording come out that vague?

2012-12-31T05:50:54Z

‎Fun Facts: How the hell did my wording come out that vague?

Noxigar: I hate the Mooninites - they weren't funny in 2007, and they aren't funny now.

2012-12-31T05:49:58Z

I hate the Mooninites - they weren't funny in 2007, and they aren't funny now.

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Marzipan, Homestar, Ignignokt, Err

Places: Computer Room, Blue Screen, LURN Building

Computer: A-tech 950

Date: April 30th, 2007

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to the Computer Room, The desk is barren. Aruseus is seen carrying a box. He opens it, pulling out a new computer}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Alright. No more crappy lappies. I bring you the A-Tech 950! Err...something like The Cheat's computer, but not a Mac.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So you got a computer that will be infinitely easier to use. Nice!</blockquote>

It's got Stinkoman 20X6...

''{scrolls over to icon, which is Stinkoman's fist}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' an Email client, ooh! Which reminds me...

''{A whirring sound is heard, a black window pops up}''

<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have one email. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah. I just reinstalled him, and he still remembers me.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's not how programs work.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">You left the disk inside the Intell, dummy. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Enough sass. Email time.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I actually ''encourage'' Alpha Stan's sass.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: letters</div>
Dear Aruseus-dude, 
 
We have only 26 letters 
of the alphabet only A-Z. 
Can you make up a brand new 
letter? 
Your Anti-Homestar (Homestar-free guy), 
Walter James
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Um...A letter? Ooh. That's gonna be harsh. Well, Walterjames, I think my letter would be...

''{cut to a blue screen, a weird symbol, representing a "f" with no line through it}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ...this. It would be pronounced "Fee".

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So "Phi" if it weren't mispronounced?</blockquote>

You can use it in a lot of words. Like...

''{the letter has an r placed after it}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I just made a new way to spell "fear".

''{Cut to the L.U.R.N. Classroom, Homestar writing something, on paper, and hands it to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Good job, Homestar! You spelt "fear" correctly.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yes! Everyone knows fear is spelt "Fee"-"R"

'''MARZIPAN:''' A-Plus!

''{cut back to A-Tech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing softly}}'' Q R S, T U V, W X, Y Z "Fee", Ooh! And it rhymes too!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This has no bearing on anything, and I feel I lost a few IQ points as a result.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Ahem. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh! The email.

''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Wally. The letter "Fee" is sweeping the nation. I might sell some shirts, mugs...

''{Mooninites walk in}''

'''IGNIGNOKT:''' We find you

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''your''</blockquote>

letter stupid.

'''ERR:''' Yeah! It sucks!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Where'd you little Atari freaks come from?

'''IGNIGNOKT:''' We are the Mooninites. Obey the Moon.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh, not ''these'' abominations. Ewok wannabes that were created by an oh-so avid fan of Stinkoman 20X6, neither I nor Noxigar genuinely find them funny. They're actually just as annoying as Ewoks are. Actually, that'd be an insult to these Mooninites. I can at least say that the Mooninites have some hint of originality and un-scrappiness, whereas the Ewoks make me want to punch anthropomorphic tacos.</blockquote>

'''ERR:''' Represent!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Mooninites, eh?

'''IGNIGNOKT:''' Fear your pixel power. ''{takes out a gray L-shape, a blue pixel flies out of it, slowly}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Did I say these guys have hints of originality? Scratch that. Someone put Ewoks and the personalities of two alien pixel sprites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force into a blender and decided it was better than not having this really dumb, pointless scene here.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes. It's spelt "Fee"-R.

'''ERR:''' Tremble!

''{After 10 seconds, the pixel hits Aruseus in the leg, only to pop with a raspberry sound}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ooooook...

'''ERR:''' Retreat!

''{They run out}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Weirdoes.

<blockquote class="astanemail">Since The Paper is gone, Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus. </blockquote>

===Easter Eggs===
*Click on Aruseus when he says "Crappy lappies" to see a Lappy 486 covered with whatsit.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE IS LITERALLY CRAPPY'''''</blockquote>

===Fun Facts===
*Not much, though I could consider the Mooninites a running gag, since they did appear in a fan-made Tampo Email.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' We consider a lot of things a running gag. Even dumb backwards catchphrases which only made sense to the creator and to no one else.</blockquote>

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−	<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' We ~~consider~~ a lot of things a running gag. Even dumb backwards catchphrases which only made sense to the creator and to no one else.</blockquote>	+	<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' We considered a lot of things to be a running gag back in 2007. Even dumb backwards catchphrases which only made sense to the creator and to no one else.</blockquote>

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