Noxigar: This raises more questions than it answers, like most early Aruseus Emails

2012-12-29T10:25:49Z

This raises more questions than it answers, like most early Aruseus Emails

Noxigar: And I just cleared a chunk of Diablo 3 Nightmare Mode to take a break from this. Mediocre decision, 'cause I could've ended my current progress as 25/110, not even counting the myriad bonuses

2012-12-29T07:07:03Z

And I just cleared a chunk of Diablo 3 Nightmare Mode to take a break from this. Mediocre decision, 'cause I could've ended my current progress as 25/110, not even counting the myriad bonuses

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"Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?"

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg}

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Old-Timey World {easter egg}

Computer: Intell 600

Date: April 20th, 2007
[edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Short mail, long mail, e-mail will never fail! OH!

Hello Aruseus. You have one email.

ARUSEUS: 'Kay!

subject: that fox thing

Aruseus, I have noticed Kyubii, that yellow fox.
What's with the shape of his body?
Again,
- Sidekick Bob

ARUSEUS: {typing} Hmm...well, Bob, I have been pondering that too. Hmm...hey! I have an idea. {leaves} Zzzzzzip!

{Cut to the Field, Roy is with Roy Jr, Aruseus walks in}

ROY: So remember, you are to never trust an employer. Got that?

ROY JR: Mmm-hmm.

ARUSEUS: Yo there, juys! What were you two guys talkin' 'bout?

ROY JR: Defenitely not butter.

ROY: Just giving my son an important lesson.

ROY JR: Yep.

ARUSEUS: Never noticed you two were family. I guess the shoes could give a guess.

ROY: Family heirlooms.

ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's cut to the chase. {huddles with the two} Remember what we planned Friday?

{Roy & Roy Jr. nod}

ARUSEUS: Let's bust it out.

ALL THREE: One, two, three, CGNU! {They break from the huddle}

{Aruseus whistles}

ARUSEUS: Kyubii! Get your nine-tailed butt over here.

{Kyubii runs in}

KYUBII: Uh...why?

ARUSEUS: Uh... {looks at Roy and Roy Jr, smirks} NOW!

{Roy and Roy Jr. dive on Kyubii and tie him by the paws}

KYUBII: Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?

ROY: Sober as a The Cheat in a tire.

{Roy unties Kyubii, but grabs him by the front paws, Roy Jr on the other end, grabbing Kyubii by the feet}

KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing my body! ARGH!

ARUSEUS: Wait for it...wait for it...

ROY: Harder!

{Roy and Roy Jr. pull Kyubii hard enough, causing Kyubii's torso to separate}

ARUSEUS: {jaw drops} WHA?!? So that's why-

KYUBII: YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET IT!

{several smacks are heard}

ROY JR: OW! Aruseus, help! Kyubii's bottom portion is kicking me in the face!

ROY: At least you have it easy! I'm getting socked by the upper one!

ARUSEUS: Uh...bye! {runs}

ROY & ROY JR: ARUSEUS!!!!

{cut back to Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: {frantically typing} Ok, Bob. Never make me do that again! That was pretty...weird. And Kyubii, if you are reading this, Roy is not drunk!

KYUBII: {offscreen} Aruseus! Once I find a glue gun, or some tape, I'll BOP U GOOD!

ARUSEUS: ARGH! {runs}

{The Paper comes down}
[edit] Easter Eggs

* Click on "Kyubii" to see an extra scene.

{Cut to The Field, Kyubii is trying to glue himself back together, applying glue to his bottom portion, then sets himself back together}

KYUBII: Here I come, Aruseus...

* Click on "Roy" to see an extra scene.

{Cut to Old-Timey Land, The Colorful is standing there, 3 seconds later, two werewolves run by with The Many-tailed}

THE MANY-TAILED: Aah! Help!
[edit] Fun Facts

* Sidekick Bob was the sender in variations.
* "You are to never trust an employer." is part of one of Perchik's lines in Fiddler on the Roof Jr.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 "Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?"
 Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg}
 Places: Computer Room, The Field, Old-Timey World {easter egg}
@@ Line 16: / Line 23: @@
      Hello Aruseus. You have one email.
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Was Alpha Stan not programmed with the ability to use commas?</blockquote>
 ARUSEUS: 'Kay!
@@ Line 38: / Line 45: @@
 ROY JR: Defenitely not butter.
 ROY: Just giving my son an important lesson.
@@ Line 46: / Line 55: @@
 ROY: Family heirlooms.
 ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's cut to the chase. {huddles with the two} Remember what we planned Friday?
 {Roy & Roy Jr. nod}
@@ Line 54: / Line 68: @@
 ALL THREE: One, two, three, CGNU! {They break from the huddle}
 {Aruseus whistles}
 ARUSEUS: Kyubii! Get your nine-tailed butt over here.
 {Kyubii runs in}
@@ Line 73: / Line 92: @@
 {Roy unties Kyubii, but grabs him by the front paws, Roy Jr on the other end, grabbing Kyubii by the feet}
-KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing my body! ARGH!
+KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing
 ARUSEUS: Wait for it...wait for it...
@@ Line 84: / Line 108: @@
 KYUBII: YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET IT!
 {several smacks are heard}
@@ Line 117: / Line 143: @@
 THE MANY-TAILED: Aah! Help!
 [edit] Fun Facts
      * Sidekick Bob was the sender in variations.
      * "You are to never trust an employer." is part of one of Perchik's lines in Fiddler on the Roof Jr.

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Noxigar: This raises more questions than it answers, like most early Aruseus Emails

Noxigar: And I just cleared a chunk of Diablo 3 Nightmare Mode to take a break from this. Mediocre decision, 'cause I could've ended my current progress as 25/110, not even counting the myriad bonuses