https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FkraxarioRiffText/AruseusEmails/kraxario - Revision history2026-06-19T12:37:31ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/kraxario&diff=180677&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with 'Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Cyrus, Anthru-borg, Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Emporer Tampo StinkoRoy Jr. (older), Kraxario <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, since the...'2013-01-01T02:40:17Z<p>Created page with 'Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Cyrus, Anthru-borg, Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Emporer Tampo StinkoRoy Jr. (older), Kraxario <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, since the...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Cyrus, Anthru-borg, Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Emporer Tampo StinkoRoy Jr. (older), Kraxario <br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, since the email is titled "Kraxario" or something of that nature, I'm expected to hear of how ''developed'' his character is.</blockquote> <br />
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Places: 30X2 City, Computer Room, 30X2 Field, Abandoned Stinkoman HQ<br />
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Computer: A-tech 950<br />
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Date: May 12th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{The screen is black, voices are heard}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' ''{narrating}'' 30X2. <br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' 4w y34h 1t's tot3s or1g bro<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Dude, no. Please stop randomly popping in when Cyrus is around, or when author tract is taking place in this.</blockquote><br />
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''{The black screen fades to what looks like Planet K, but the skies are gray and some buildings are partially destroyed}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' The time of a great war, and a new supreme evil, the one called Overlord T, and a time after an accident, involving two great rivals, becoming mortal enemies.<br />
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''{A shadowed Anthru-borg flies by at great speed}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' But now we will follow a differerent story. The story of how a father and son soon realize their own cruel fates. This is...<br />
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''{The screen goes black}'''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' The Legend of Kraxario.<br />
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''{Silver text saying "THE LEGEND OF KRAXARIO"} flies onscreen, along with smaller white text saying, "Aruseus email 34"''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Format's a tad screwy here. The bracket's mostly in the wrong place. I'd fix it, but that's more Noxigar's gig.</blockquote><br />
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'''CYRUS:''' It all started one day...<br />
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''{Cut to the Computer Room}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' My emails are usually funny, but maybe this will be serious!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I find your emails usually serious, but maybe this will be funny!</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You voice sucks and you have 1 email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Just check the freakin' email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject: yes</div><br />
Congrats!<br/><br />
<br/><br />
You have won<br/><br />
a million dollars<br/><br />
<br/><br />
Click here to subscribe?:<br/><br />
Y/N<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ooh! A million bucks? ''This'' I cannot refuse. ''{Types Y}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>-----</div><br />
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This email is a disguise.<br><br />
It is urgent that you check this next email.<br><br />
Unfortunately, you will not recieve 1 mil, but you will find<br/><br />
out a mystery in the future.<br/><br />
<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What? Ripoff artist. Ah well. I'm gonna play some-<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">STOP.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why?<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">This next one is urgent.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I better check it then.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Duh.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject: 30X2</div><br />
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A disaster has happened in 30X2.<br><br />
You must go to the abandoned Stinkoman HQ.<br><br />
Bring the ones called Roy and Roy Jr.<br/><br />
They need to see this.<br/><br />
<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' From Anony. Well, that's it.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' No, from Kraxari- oh, Arceus doesn't know yet.</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Just go.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Alright! Jeez! ''{walks off}''<br />
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''{10 second wait, Aruseus walks in with Roy and Roy Jr.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' We have to hurry, guys.<br />
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'''ROY:''' What's this all about?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Let's just go.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">To 30X2!<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus, Roy and`Roy Jr. disappear in a white flash, Cut to 30X2 Field}''<br />
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'''ROY:''' Wow. <br />
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'''ROY JR:''' It's so desolate.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' The email said we were supposed to find the abandoned Stinkoman HQ place.<br />
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'''ROY:''' Let's go this way. <br />
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''{Emporer''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Emperor''</blockquote><br />
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''Tampo floats in}''<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' Who are you three?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' We are from 2007.<br />
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'''ROY:''' We are looking for the old Stinkoman HQ.<br />
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'''TAMPO:''' It's over there. <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, floaty-brain man. ''{the three walk off}''<br />
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''{Cut to a room inside the abandoned headquarters, the three hide under a table}''<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' Is...is...is that...me?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So many ellipses, I can't tell which are derp pauses and which ones are dramatic pauses.</blockquote><br />
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''{the camera pans to StinkoRoy Jr. and Kraxario, Kraxario is looking out of a window, his back to StinkoRoy Jr.}''<br />
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'''ROY:''' And who's the hunk of metal?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I think that's you, Roy, in the future. <br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Father...<br />
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''{Kraxario does not respond}''<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' That's you and me, Dad, in the future...<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Father, what has happened to you?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why is future Roy being so cold to his future son in the future?<br />
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'''ROY:''' Son...futu...mutter...<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Is he transitioning from English to Japan to barely-constituting English?</blockquote><br />
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my brain hurts.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Mine, too. Mostly from trying to comprehend this at all.</blockquote><br />
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'''ROY JR:''' Quiet!<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Why are you not responding?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Who brought popcorn? This seems like a movie to me.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' A really ''bad'' movie, sure.</blockquote><br />
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'''ROY:''' Shut up! This is serious!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry!<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Father! I beg of you to respond! What has happened to you? Why are you being like this!?<br />
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''{five second pause}''<br />
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'''KRAXARIO:''' Times have changed.<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Wha!?<br />
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'''KRAXARIO:''' This term, "Father..." <br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Yes! You were StinkoRoy, one of the greatest heroes of 20X6! I am your son! We fought together untill you got that virus!<br />
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'''KRAXARIO:''' I remember no virus, no 20X6, and no son.<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' FATHER! PLEASE!<br />
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'''KRAXARIO:''' Your words mean nothing to me! I am not this StinkoRoy of whom you speak! I am Kraxario! I serve under the great Anthru-borg and will annihalate anyone who gets in my way!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Okay, this is just getting pretty dumb.</blockquote><br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' NO!<br />
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'''ROY:''' Anthru-borg? Sounds like you, Aruseus.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' It is.<br />
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''{Flashback to [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I have a pragmatism with flashbacks. Which means I am not having any of that.</blockquote><br />
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'''ANTHRUBORG:''' I will have you dead! HAHAHAHAHAHA!<br />
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''{pause}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Anthru-borg onced tried to kill Zippy, because of some future event of some sort.<br />
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''{Cut back to 30X2}''<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' Anthru-borg is treating you like a slave! He is taking advantage of you!<br />
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'''KRAXARIO:''' LIES!<br />
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''{Kraxario thrusts towards StinkoRoy Jr, slicing his arm blade across his chest}''<br />
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'''STINKOROY JR:''' ''{falling to the gronud}'' FAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!<br />
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''{StinkoRoy Jr. drops dead}''<br />
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'''ROY:''' I almost wish I hadn't seen that!<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' Is that whats going to happen, dad?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Not unless we change it. Remember we live in that past.<br />
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''{The screen fades black}''<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*This is the longest Aruseus email to date. 67 Lines!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So you ''can'' write lengthy! Good.<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' You had a pretty neat idea, but you botched the execution of it such that I was bored of it partway through.</blockquote></div>Noxigar