Noxigar at 21:54, 6 January 2013

2013-01-06T21:54:47Z

Noxigar: Yeah, after this it's another break from Arceus Emails - I'm skipping Episode 50 since I don't do the random download shenanigans

2013-01-06T21:52:57Z

Yeah, after this it's another break from Arceus Emails - I'm skipping Episode 50 since I don't do the random download shenanigans

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Roy Jr, Bubs

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: July 18th, 2007

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Lines of Dialogue In The Email: 27"</blockquote>

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' Check check check, all you do is flippin' check and ya' know how to check e-mail! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''I check '''you check'''''</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Subject:Roy Jr's Revenge!!!!</div>
Aruseus,<br>
I heard that Roy Jr. is trying to kill you. Really. DO SOMETHING!!!!<br />
-Sterrence88<br />
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Stimpy84. Roy Jr. and I are the closest pals. He would never kill me. I can think of all of the good times together we had...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Those times are actually nonexistent.</blockquote>

''{Flashback to triplemail3}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Get down from there!

'''ROY JR:''' Never!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then...

''{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is holding Roy Jr. by the tail, he raises him up}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Who wants this dog?

'''ROY JR:''' Hey!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You tried to ''sell'' him.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And there was also...

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, Roy Jr. is peeking from behind the Sign}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Get your blue butt down here, NOW.

'''ROY JR:''' Make me.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Promise me you won't sell me to slavery!"</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok.

''{Aruseus changes into Fire form and shoots a Fire Blast at the sign, burning it, along with Roy Jr, who becomes charred}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Do you use ''any'' of the other plates? I think Toxic Plate needs more love. Because seriously, Toxic Spikes'll wreck your shit.</blockquote>

'''ROY JR:''' Ow.

'''BUBS:''' You're paying for that.

''{Cut back to E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ok...maybe not such ''good'' times, but still...we had times! Now, go away!

''{Aruseus sends the email and walks out, suddenly, a giant tomahawk blade swings from the ceiling}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And now Roy Jr. wants payback. Payback he rightfully deserves.</blockquote>

'''ROY JR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Shoot!

''{Cut to TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is looking through the fridge, Roy Jr. peeks through the doorway}''

'''ROY JR:''' ''{quietly}'' I hope he takes the milk...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hmm...I'm in a craving for milk...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''"Hey, Arceus! Pour milk on my breasts!," said Cresselia. It was mating season all over again-''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' While that is only hilarious to me, I highly advise you stop doing that. It's getting a little out of character for you. And I already am one who looks at people on Tumblr with unbridled disgust the moment they make Eridan Ampora say "nyeh" - something he never does in the actual comic.</blockquote>

'''ROY JR:''' ''{quietly}'' Yes!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ...based products! I do like a bit of gorgonzola! ''{takes out a block of cheese}''

'''ROY JR:''' ARGHBLBLBL!

''{Cut back to the Computer Room, Aruseus is nibbling the cheese}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Mmm...cheese.

''{Roy Jr. comes in with an axe and slices Aruseus}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Slices Arceus ''where?'' How do we know the wound shouldn't be fatal?</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ow?

''{Aruseus' upper half slids off the chair}''

'''ROY JR:''' ARGH! I thought that would kill you!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Get the glue gun now.

'''ROY JR:''' Why?

'''ARUSEUS:''' 'Cuz if you don't, I'll blast you to next email.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "You only have five seconds of consciousness left, Arse-hee-yuhs! So bugger off!"</blockquote>

'''ROY JR:''' Uh...leaving!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''That's'' your closing line.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' COMEDY GOLD RIGHT HERE!</blockquote>

''{Roy Jr. runs out, The Paper Comes down}''

===Fun Facts===
*"I do like a bit of gorgonzola!" is somthing

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''something''</blockquote>

[[User:Homestar tiger|HST]] says alot.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This email sucked. How does something get away with having less lines than ''the first email?'' I don't understand why this show is liked by Noxigar, let alone whoever gave Arceus that Fanstuff of the Fortnight award.</blockquote>

@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''"Hey, Arceus! Pour milk on my breasts!," said Cresselia. It was mating season all over again-''<br>
-'''NOXIGAR:''' While that is only hilarious to me, I highly advise you stop doing that. It's getting a little out of character for you. And I already am one who looks at people on Tumblr with unbridled disgust the moment they make Eridan Ampora say "nyeh" - something he never does in the actual comic.</blockquote>
+'''NOXIGAR:''' While that is only hilarious to me, I highly advise you stop doing that. It's getting a little out of character for you. And I already am one who looks at people on Tumblr with unbridled disgust the moment they make Eridan Ampora say "nyeh" - something he never does in the actual comic of his origin.</blockquote>
 '''ROY JR:''' ''{quietly}'' Yes!

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Noxigar at 21:54, 6 January 2013

Noxigar: Yeah, after this it's another break from Arceus Emails - I'm skipping Episode 50 since I don't do the random download shenanigans