RiffText/AruseusEmails/jlammy - Revision history

Noxigar at 19:10, 21 December 2012

2012-12-21T19:10:08Z

Noxigar: Ok, this is officially the easiest riff. Surpassing a JCMovies episode in easiness is... a mixed bag, I guess

2012-12-21T19:09:34Z

Ok, this is officially the easiest riff. Surpassing a JCMovies episode in easiness is... a mixed bag, I guess

Noxigar: If more people cared, I'd probably have riffed these episodes at eight months sooner

2012-12-21T18:57:17Z

If more people cared, I'd probably have riffed these episodes at eight months sooner

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Aruseus gets a dare.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}''

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': I'm all about the e-mail. It's crazy cool.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: jlammy</div>
aruseus<br />
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
<br />
JLAMMY MAN<br />
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.

''{Aruseus gets up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,

''{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}''

<blockquote class="email">
A few minutes later...
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan!

''{Aruseus types onscreen}''

<blockquote class="email">
Fwd:depressio@homestarrunner.com
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Perfect plan.

'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five!

''{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}''

'''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!

''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Jiblamy. I said jlammy 100 times.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito!

'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!

'''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zippy what he deserv-

''{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}''

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!

'''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!

'''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...

== Fun Facts ==

*Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
*This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
*1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
*"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]]
*Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape

@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 '''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!
-<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, bullying Strong Sad without an explicable reason wass definitely one of the quirks early Strong Bad Emails had. Not a funny quirk by any means, but if he wants his Email show to fluorish I guess he has to continue along with the imitative nature.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, bullying Strong Sad without an explicable reason was definitely one of the quirks early Strong Bad Emails had. Not a funny quirk by any means, but if he wants his Email show to fluorish I guess he has to continue along with the imitative nature.</blockquote>
 ''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}''

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 Aruseus gets a dare.
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}''
@@ Line 8: / Line 10: @@
 Date: January 4th, 2007
 == Transcript ==
@@ Line 20: / Line 24: @@
 JLAMMY MAN<br />
 </blockquote>
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.
@@ Line 34: / Line 40: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan!
 ''{Aruseus types onscreen}''
@@ Line 48: / Line 56: @@
 '''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!
 ''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}''
@@ Line 56: / Line 66: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito!
 '''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!
 '''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}''
@@ Line 72: / Line 88: @@
 '''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!
 '''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}''
@@ Line 78: / Line 96: @@
 '''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!
 ''{The Paper comes down}''
@@ Line 88: / Line 108: @@
 '''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...
 == Fun Facts ==
 *Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
 *This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
 *1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
 *"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]]
 *Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape