https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FhorrormoviesRiffText/AruseusEmails/horrormovies - Revision history2026-06-18T09:02:40ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/horrormovies&diff=180736&oldid=prevNoxigar: Allow me to introduce myself. HEEEEEEEERE COMES TROUBLE!2013-01-05T02:06:47Z<p>Allow me to introduce myself. HEEEEEEEERE COMES TROUBLE!</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Zippy, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Polka-man, Cyrus, Ghost of the Intell 600, Strong Sad<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Zippy's House<br />
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Date: June 22, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-Tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' EMAIL'D! HAHA!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Let's open it. ''{Clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I wish Alpha Stan died.</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject:none</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
For a long time, I've been wondering....<br><br />
Do you watch any horror movies? Like the Freddy Kruger kind?<br><br />
-Santa the Turkey Rabbit<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Naw mang, I'm not a rabbit. I'm a ''bunny''</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Woah, woah, woah. No subject? Dude, the subject should be horror movies! That's what the email is all about!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Horror movies are literally all terrible.</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Secondish, a turkey rabbit? Named SANTA? Eyugh...that's gonna give me the jibblies. That's gotta be like...I can't think about it.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Dreamworks Animated made a mediocre film about a bunch of holidays crossing over, which is apparently based off a book. Ingrain that this came ''before'' by at least half a decade.</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus winces a little, then clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And thirdly, I has no freakin' idea who this Freddy Cooper<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Your ignorance astonishes me.</blockquote><br />
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guy you are talking about. But yes, I've watched some horror movies.<br />
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''{Flashback to Zippymail: scary movies}''<br />
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'''MAN ON TV:''' I think that truck is alive... ''{engine roars}'' It's trying to kill me!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah, haha! Woah! It almost got him there! Man, Zippy, you know how to throw a Movie Night!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Man, Zippy, you do know how to ''turn me on'' with these movies!"</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Thanks! Now, pass the popcorn!<br />
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''{Aruseus passes Zippy the popcorn, and Strong Bad takes a sip of his cola.}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''Because shoehorning Homestar Runner characters for no good reason was hip and happenin' back then'''''</blockquote><br />
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'''MAN ON TV:''' That's the same truck that tried to kill my dad... ''{engine roars}'' AAH!<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But those were the Intell's first days. Man that computer sucked. Well, Dinkum, I will say that my life has been filled with many horrific things. Like that one time...<br />
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''{Flashback to Arumail: worst thing}''<br />
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'''POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there! I'd love to dance for you!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAAHH!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I still don't get how the hell this is considered funny. I thought Polka-Man buggered off long ago.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then...<br />
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''{Flashback to Arumail: death}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' You hog too much attention. Tom will take over.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Cyrus, please! Don't kill me!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I could really go for some Arceus/Zippy slash fiction.<br><br />
''{Namine blinks}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' ''what''</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But those days were long gone. So as I said, see ya next week and the Intell sucks-<br />
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''{A Ghost version of the Intell 600 floats near Aruseus, displaying an orange pixelated skull}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WAH! MY COMPY HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Couldn't resist ripping off Strong Bad some more, huh?</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hold on.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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''{Alpha Stan zaps the ghost, causing it to fade}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' How the crap?<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Never mind. Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to...you get the point.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Finally!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This could stand to be longer.</blockquote><br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{singing}'' I got a fun fact, nyeh. I got a fun fact, wheh. I got a fun fact, it's a fun fact, it involves reading my edit summaries.<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' ''{looks annoyed}'' Cyrus was ''only there'' for less than five seconds.</blockquote><br />
NONE</div>Noxigar