Noxigar: 90 out of 110 riffs, and I finished a History of Japan paper this morning. I'm in a good mood, although I'm not sure if I would be bothered to turn the Main Page into a Dangan Ronpa-fest.

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90 out of 110 riffs, and I finished a History of Japan paper this morning. I'm in a good mood, although I'm not sure if I would be bothered to turn the Main Page into a Dangan Ronpa-fest.

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Good Deal Dan, Ryan, Fang, Younger Tom, Lyle, Tom's Parents (unseen), Younger Aruseus, Tom, Pter, Van, Megan, Real-World Me

Places: The Shorehouse, Inside the Wolfen, Tom's House (Past), TLA House, Aruseus's House

Computer: SkyPod

Date: August 8th, 2008

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to the Shorehouse, Dan, Ryan, Aruseus, and Wolf are all met there}''

'''DAN:''' Well, I hate to leave, but Alfonzo's expecting me home.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Who's Alfonzo?</blockquote>

Can't play a song without their saxaphonist!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''saxophonist''</blockquote>

'''RYAN:''' The Wolfen only fits two, and Wolf's taking Aruseus. What about me and Fang?

'''DAN:''' I have a permit, and I can drive you and Fang home.

'''FANG:''' Thanks, Dan.

'''WOLF:''' Well, we better get going.

''{Cut to the inside of the Wolfen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! I've got mail!

'''WOLF:''' Cool.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Go, start the computer, Go, open that email, Let's check email till the screen locks up...

''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: comeing home</div>
To my brother of sorts,

Did you have fun with Dan and friends? I may go down the shore next time you guys go. Also, some new guy came. He claims to know you. Also, an old friend of mine is back. Well, I hope you come home safe. Jeez, I sound like I'm your father.

See you soon,<br>
Tom
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Thanks, Tom! I'll see you soon too!

''{Aruseus hits send}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Man, I do respect that guy.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Even though you pretty much left him behind for virtually no reason.</blockquote>

'''WOLF:''' Yeah. I must say, ever since you first came to Free Country, Tom has taken you under his roof.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah, I can think back to that day...just as Tom always told me.

''{Flashback to two years ago. Cut to Tom's house in the past}''

'''TOM'S DAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Now son, here's enough money for a house rent in that Free Country place. You go have fun, and take care of Lyle for us.

'''TOM:''' Okay!

'''TOM'S MOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Goodbye, son! Don't forget to write!

'''TOM:''' I won't!

''{Cut to the TLA House, Tom is on the couch with Lyle}''

'''TOM:''' Wow, Lyle! You're good at earning money! Now we can actually afford this house!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Uh, wouldn't you be in debt by now?</blockquote>

'''LYLE:''' Meh!

''{A knock is heard on the door}''

'''TOM:''' I got it.

''{Tom opens the door to find Aruseus}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hello! I'm Aruseus! I just moved in from Sinnoh, but I can't find a place to stay. Can I live here?

'''TOM:''' Well, you seem friendly, okay! Welcome! I'm Tom.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so, the TLA gang had formed, getting into many escapades. And then, the big move.

''{Cut back to the Wolfen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' And that's the story.

'''WOLF:''' It's so nice to have a friend like Tom. Despite his cynical attitude, he's really nice.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait, what part of Tom's "cynical attitude" is even ''shown?''</blockquote>

Speaking of Tom, we're here.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet!

''{Cut to Aruseus' front yard, Tom, Pter, Fang, Ryan, and Dan are all there.}''

'''FANG:''' Thanks for the ride, Dan!

'''DAN:''' No prob! ''{leaves}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So...thanks for the welcome party! How was everything without me?

'''TOM:''' Peaceful, but too boring. Everything's better with you and Wolf around.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' No it isn't.</blockquote>

'''RYAN:''' I'm glad to be home with you guys.

'''???:''' Hey! What about me?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! Aren't you the new guy?

'''???:''' That I am.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, step out of the cliche shadow and show yourself!

''{The figure steps out to reveal an anthromorphic Leafeon sporting a white shirt with black sleeves and denim jeans}''

'''???:''' The name's Van. Van Xavier Leafeon. I remember you, Aruseus, back in Sinnoh.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You have to be buggering kidding me.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I don't.

'''?????:''' Well, I must admit, he is a ditz sometimes.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh great. Another new person.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' At least there's no male pronouns to ruin the surprise, if there is one.</blockquote>

'''MEGAN:''' Remember me, Aruseus?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I spoke too soon.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, hey Megan! Wassup with you?

'''MEGAN:''' I decided to stick in Free Country for a while, and then move here.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet. That's a good thing to know. Now I have two old friends now living here! You sure it ain't getting crowded in here?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Pretty sure the author would've had it prepped by now.</blockquote>

'''TOM P: (Real-World Me)''' Sorry to break the fourth wall, but I've got it covered!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, writer of my show!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I spoke too soon.</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

'''VAN:''' How did that paper just...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask.

===Fun Facts===

Good Deal Dan should recognize the email song.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' But what about every other viewer of this email show? I do remember this used to be popular.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: 90 out of 110 riffs, and I finished a History of Japan paper this morning. I'm in a good mood, although I'm not sure if I would be bothered to turn the Main Page into a Dangan Ronpa-fest.