Noxigar: Feeding Chaos more humour

2012-12-30T18:01:05Z

Feeding Chaos more humour

Noxigar: Consider this target practice for my attempts at humor in regards to later episodes of Wikihood

2012-12-30T02:27:23Z

Consider this target practice for my attempts at humor in regards to later episodes of Wikihood

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hey, Namine. I just wanted to tell you that there's only a few more left of these Stylistic Suck emails before you get to see an email that follows proper Wiki User Guidelines<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Thank you.</blockquote>

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang

Places: Computer Room, Fang's House

Computer: Intell 600

Date: April 23rd, 2007
[edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Where in the name of crap is my email? There in the name of crap is my email!

Hello Aruseus. You have one email.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Only one this time, and if I'm not mistaken it's the same length as the previous email.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' This better signal improvement.</blockquote>

ARUSEUS: Alright!

subject: no subject

Aruseus,
Tell Fang Wolf for me that he is crap and I hate him!

Iori, from Patrick E-Mails

ARUSEUS: Iori? Iori Yagami? Oh! You're Fang's...um...you know Fang. Well, {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: I'll go tell him, but he's in a bad mood now, so...don't blame me if he gnaws your face or arm off. {leaves}

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Thankfully, those ellipses are a good indicator at a stopping point for all those commas.</blockquote>

{Cut to Fang's House}

FANG: That Foxx is so going to get it.

ARUSEUS: Hey, Fang.

FANG: Oh, hey.

ARUSEUS: I have a message from Iori.

FANG: Yamaguchi?

ARUSEUS: It's Yagami,

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''''DEATH NOTE'''''</blockquote>

but whatever. You sure you want to hear it?

FANG: Yes.

ARUSEUS: Poisitive?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''Positive''</blockquote>

FANG: Yes.

ARUSEUS: Really sure?

FANG: YES!

ARUSEUS: Ok. Here's the email I got. It said..."Tell Fang Wolf for me that he is crap and I hate him!" and it was from Iori.

FANG: ARGH! THAT FREAKIN' IORI IS GOING TO GET IT!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I'd like to know ''what'' is going to be gotten before someone gets it.</blockquote>

ARUSEUS: Calm down, buddy! It's...erm...uh...TOM! GET THE TRANQUILIZER! {runs}

FANG: ARUSEUS!? I'M NOT AFTER YOU! {runs the other way}

{cut back to Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So you see, Iori, Fang is after you. Seriously. But don't message me if you want to tell him something. Send him an IM at BlackShadow67.

{The Paper comes down}
[edit] Easter Eggs

* Click on Fang's screen name to open Aruseus' buddy list.

Buddy List of: WhitehotGuy349

Online

* YellowT777
* Bluecheated22
* BlackShadow67
* AwexomeFoxx1
* 369Tails
* NothinButPter35
* RoyRukario
* RioluOfDOOM444
* Takuya564

* Click on Fang's screenname in the Buddy List to see Aruseus IMing Iori.

IM with YagamiMan0

YagamiMan0: Aruseus? Is Fang online?
WhitehotGuy349: No. He went after you.
YagamiMan0: Crap.
WhitehotGuy349: Tom's getting a tranquilizer.
YagamiMan0: He better be here soon.
WhitehotGuy349: Watch out.
YagamiMan0: Oh crap! Fang is right negshsdfkhug
WhitehotGuy349: What?
WhitehotGuy349: Iori?
WhitehotGuy349: You there?
BlackShadow67 has logged in.
BlackShadow67: Um...Iori hit his head on the keyboard.
WhitehotGuy349: O_o
WhitehotGuy349 has logged out.

[edit] Fun Facts

Here are all the screennames.

Buddy List of: WhitehotGuy349

Online

* YellowT777 - Tom
* Bluecheated22 - Lyle
* BlackShadow67 - Fang
* AwexomeFoxx1 - Foxx
* 369Tails - Kyubii
* NothinButPter35 - Pter
* RoyRukario - Roy
* RioluOfDOOM444 Roy Jr.
* Takuya564 - Cyrus, this is actually my real-life AIM screenname.

* Kyubii's screenname references the title of his Character Video.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' All these screennames. I don't even know when they're going to arrive again.</blockquote>

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang
 Places: Computer Room, Fang's House
@@ Line 29: / Line 31: @@
      Iori, from Patrick E-Mails
-ARUSEUS: Iori? Iori Yagami? Oh! You're Fang's...um...you know Fang. Well, {clears screen}
+ARUSEUS: Iori? Iori Yagami?
 ARUSEUS: I'll go tell him, but he's in a bad mood now, so...don't blame me if he gnaws your face or arm off. {leaves}
@@ Line 72: / Line 78: @@
 ARUSEUS: Calm down, buddy! It's...erm...uh...TOM! GET THE TRANQUILIZER! {runs}
 FANG: ARUSEUS!? I'M NOT AFTER YOU! {runs the other way}

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