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Noxigar: howw the glub

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Noxigar: I am not subtle at all

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Noxigar: Starting the new year off just right. 35/110 Aruseus Emails riffed to oblivion

2013-01-01T07:27:24Z

Starting the new year off just right. 35/110 Aruseus Emails riffed to oblivion

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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Cyrus, Danestar Cookman, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, 1-Up Cheatachu, Doo-Moh

Places: Computer Room, Stage, Public Restroom

Date: May 12th, 2007

Computer: A-tech 950

===Transcript===

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Last time was just the end of a really sad email...la de lah de dah!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Sad? Last email was ''sad,'' alright. It was sad in the "I want to poke myself in the eye" way.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello, Aruseus. You have one email. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Bring it up, Stanmans.

<blockquote class="astanemail">Never again call me that- </blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I concur.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ahem, who's the star of the show here?

<blockquote class="astanemail">You are- </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Correct.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Just because it says "Dan v. the World" doesn't mean Dan gets to be a colossal dickbag with no redeemable qualities who we're apparently supposed to root for, despite the antagonists being 1,000% better than him in every way. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' GO ANTAGONISTS WOOOOOOOO 
''{Noxigar falls down stairs}''</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: danestar cooker</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
Do you want to see 
Danestar? 
 
From, James For You! 
 
PS: You are cool.
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Umm...don't you mean Cookman? Ah well. Thanks for calling me cool. We don't really see much of Danestar.

'''CYRUS:''' ''{walks in}'' I never really seem to include Danestar. He was originally just a character to show off.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Why do you constantly interfere with your own written transcript? Won't it cause a paradox thingy?

'''CYRUS:''' Nobody can just magically appear in a transcript! I just write myself in there!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh.

'''CYRUS:''' So as I was...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Meh?

'''CYRUS:''' Ok. I'll put him in.

'''ARUSEUS:''' He's coming again? Sha-weet. ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to a stage, Danestar is doing his comedy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I love your comedy, Cookman!

'''DANESTAR:''' Thanks! Hey, you guys ever wonder, when you walk into a public restroom, everything is freakin' wet?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh my cheese! I do know!

''{Flashback, Aruseus and Homestar walk into a public restroom, Aruseus steps in a puddle}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Argh! Why is it always wet in these restrooms?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! Can you believe it?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now I'm going to have to de-sanitize my foot again...if that's a word...

''{Cut back to Stage}''

'''DANESTAR:''' Oh! Have you guys gotten any Speak-and-Spells?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{waves hand}'' Does a Grape-Nuts Robot Count?

'''DANESTAR:''' Those things are evil!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Just like Furbies! They scare me!

'''1-UP CHEATACHU:''' No they're not! ''{waves Doo-moh in the air}'' Stop insulting Doo-Moh's bretheren!

''{Cut back to A-Tech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But what scares me more is...Wiki User Crossovers. Except for Cyrus, he's cool.

'''CYRUS:''' Got that right.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You're still here?

'''CYRUS:''' Transcript.

'''ARUSEUS:''' So...how does it work?

'''CYRUS:''' You just type something and it happens.

''{Cyrus takes out the Talon 564, with the previous 5 lines and actions on it's screen, Cyrus types: "Aruseus' left leg disappears" and the types action occurs}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah.

''{His leg reappears}''

'''CYRUS:''' See?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok.

''{Cut back to A-Tech interface}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go. I saw Danestar. ''{stops}'' Ok! So untill next time, I'm top dog!

<blockquote class="astanemail">Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus. </blockquote>

===Fun Facts===

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@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Umm...don't you mean Cookman? Ah well. Thanks for calling me cool. We don't really see much of Danestar.
-<blockquote'''NAMINE:''' Is Danestar an amalgamation of Dane Cook and Homestar Runner? I shudder to think of what Danestar could be...</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Is Danestar an amalgamation of Dane Cook and Homestar Runner? I shudder to think of what Danestar could be...</blockquote>
 '''CYRUS:''' ''{walks in}'' I never really seem to include Danestar. He was originally just a character to show off.

@@ Line 26: / Line 26: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Correct.
-<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Just because it says "Dan v. the World" doesn't mean Dan gets to be a colossal dickbag with no redeemable qualities who we're apparently supposed to root for, despite the antagonists being 1,000% better than him in every way.<br>
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Just because it says "Dan High-Summoner v. the World" doesn't mean Dan gets to be a colossal dickbag with no redeemable qualities who we're apparently supposed to root for, despite the antagonists being 1,000% better than him in every way.<br>
 '''NOXIGAR:''' GO ANTAGONISTS WOOOOOOOO<br>
 ''{Noxigar falls down stairs}''</blockquote>
@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Umm...don't you mean Cookman? Ah well. Thanks for calling me cool. We don't really see much of Danestar.
 '''CYRUS:''' ''{walks in}'' I never really seem to include Danestar. He was originally just a character to show off.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Why do you constantly interfere with your own written transcript? Won't it cause a paradox thingy?
 '''CYRUS:''' Nobody can just magically appear in a transcript! I just write myself in there!
@@ Line 52: / Line 59: @@
 '''CYRUS:''' So as I was...
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Meh?
@@ Line 62: / Line 71: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I love your comedy, Cookman!
 '''DANESTAR:''' Thanks! Hey, you guys ever wonder, when you walk into a public restroom, everything is freakin' wet?
@@ Line 70: / Line 81: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Argh! Why is it always wet in these restrooms?
 '''HOMESTAR:''' I know! Can you believe it?
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Now I'm going to have to de-sanitize my foot again...if that's a word...
 ''{Cut back to Stage}''
@@ Line 82: / Line 97: @@
 '''DANESTAR:''' Those things are evil!
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Just like Furbies! They scare me!
@@ Line 90: / Line 107: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But what scares me more is...Wiki User Crossovers. Except for Cyrus, he's cool.
 '''CYRUS:''' Got that right.
@@ Line 100: / Line 119: @@
 '''CYRUS:''' You just type something and it happens.
 ''{Cyrus takes out the Talon 564, with the previous 5 lines and actions on it's screen, Cyrus types: "Aruseus' left leg disappears" and the types action occurs}''
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