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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Chwoka

Places: The Boardwalk, Courtroom

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: June 29th, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Been up all night, checking email, hoping they'll get any better.

''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Legal issue</div>
Dear Aruseus,

Strong Bad has hired you as a defense attorney to help him in <br/>
being innocent in a legal issue. I am told by Homestar Runner that <br/>
this "masked plagiarist" has been copying his intellectual properties <br/>
for around a decade.<br/>

Sincerely,<br/>
Manfred vonKarma<br/>

P.S. I am the prosecutor<br/>
</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' If Chwoka's presence wasn't glaringly obvious in this episode, I'd have assumed Noxigar wrote this email just to try and improve Arceus Emails. I think he wrote an email for Arceus later, though. Props to him for trying to help, regardless.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh man...Just when I thought I was away from them, they have to pull me back. Oh well. ''{typing}'' Hmm...a defense attorney, eh? But why me? I don't know anything about court stuff!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's why you go to college in Email 100, isn't it?</blockquote>

'''WOLF:''' You, mah boi, need some help on this.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, Wolf. I'm not going to the li-berry.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Please don't tell me this was trying to reference To Kill A Mockingbird through Southern accents.</blockquote>

'''WOLF:''' You're in luck.

''{Wolf throws Aruseus a DS}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' "Pheonix Wright?"

'''WOLF:''' A game where you solve court cases and stuff.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sounds boring as hell, but ok.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' But lo, it's not boring! That's why it's one of the few DS games that is a still-ongoing franchise when transferring to the 3DS!</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Courtroom, Aruseus is dressed like Pheonix Wright}''

'''WOLF:''' Sure you're ready?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah.

'''WOLF:''' One more question, how do we get from one place to another in a flash?

'''??????:''' Silence! Court is in order.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Chwoka?

'''CHWOKA:''' Yes, I'm the judge here.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Where's Strong Bad?

'''CHWOKA:''' Hold on. ''{takes out a cellphone}'' Hello? WHAT!? Screw the case, you have money?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I keep forgetting this isn't 2009 yet, when YGOTAS stopped being quotable.</blockquote>

''{hangs up}'' Damn...Strong Bad bailed on us.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sucks.

'''WOLF:''' So...why don't we go back to the shorehouse and get something to eat?

'''ARUSEUS:''' OBJECTION! Let's go to the boardwalk and find a resturaunt there!

'''WOLF:''' Ok.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's the worst usage of objection I have ever witnessed.</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

==Fun Facts==

None, y'alls.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' The writing's still considerably way too lazy to be taken seriously.</blockquote>

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