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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486, Grundy

Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand

Date: June 21, 2007

Computer: A-Tech 950

===Transcript===

'''ARUSEUS:''' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbay, I mean, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh, what are you referencing ''now,'' you rascal?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ooh. ''{Clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>Subject:Coffee and Crullers</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
''{Yawns}'' Do you know any good places for coffee? 
I've been up since 4:30 A.M., 
because of 1-Up's bouncing off the walls. 
Tiredly, 
Grundy 
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Coffee you say, eh, Grundzy?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I keep thinking he'll go for a Banjo Kazooie reference, and every time I am proven wrong.</blockquote>

Well, I have never been to any coffee place, I mean, I've had coffee, but a little too much of it once...

<blockquote class="astanemail">Yay. A flashback. </blockquote>

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Room, Strong Bad is checking an email, Aruseus is by him, caffinated''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''caffeinated''</blockquote>

''and crazy, his eyes twitching and his entire body constantly shaking}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ok! I'll finally answer that stupid question! How to type with boxing gloves on is-

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Because The Brothers Chaps would totally answer that question honestly.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quickly}'' Hey, Strong Bad is that an email? I like emails! I like pie too! Look at me! I love pie and I'll do a dance!

''{Aruseus starts dancing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out of my room!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quickly}'' Why, SB, why? Ya' know what I have to say to that? Meh, Strong Bad, MEH!

''{The Female Lappy appears on the screen}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY:''' Strong Bad. Give him what for.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, dearie.

<blockquote>''{Disc scratch.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' Did Strong Bad just use a term of affection towards his Lappy? Did Strong Bad just use a term of affection he'd never use towards his Lappy?</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quickly}'' Ooh! Is that an Alpha Stan thingy? I have one too! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

''{Strong Bad throws the Lappy at Aruseus' head, knocking him out cold, the Lappy, somehow, is not broken, and Strong Bad manages to catch it as it is flying back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And stay out!

''{Cut back to A-tech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, that wasn't much of a good memory, but I'm still stumped on what place would be good for coffee. Hmm...maybe some music will jog my memory.

''{Five second pause}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Never mind.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You know, Strong Bad would've gone for another flashback. Most of his flashback-oriented emails have it so the episode is thoroughly lengthened by those flashbacks.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Marshmallow's Last Stand, maybe? </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Isn't that a marshmallow place?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' It's also a cafe that can pretend to be multicultural for Marzipan's and the Cheat's date.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">Remember when The Cheat stuffed all those fries in his mouth? </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' You're right, that was funny.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh. It can also be a Denny's-ish place, too.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="astanemail">No, I mean that they have other stuff there, like fries or burgers or coffee. </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' You're right. ''{typing}'' Ok, Grundy. Wherever you are from, come to Free Country USA's Marshmallow's Last Stand. I'll be there. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, with Aruseus and Grundy, Aruseus has some fries, while Grundy has a cup of coffee}''

'''GRUNDY:''' ''{sips coffee}'' Aah, much better. Thanks, Aruseus.

'''ARUSEUS:''' No problem.

''{Aruseus picks up a menu, on the back it has "Click here to email Aruseus" written on it}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I wonder what I'm having for dessert...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait, so you constitute coffee as a primary form of lunch/dinner? Okay, then. Noxigar! 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Uh, yeah? 
''{Namine flings $20 at him.}'' 
'''NAMINE:''' I'm going to have Starbucks for lunch. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Uh, okay. Whatevs, homegill. 
''{Noxigar leaves.}''</blockquote>

===Fun Facts===

*Alpha Stan mentions Summer Short Shorts when he mentions when The Cheat stuffed all those fries in his mouth.
*Strong Bad was about to mention how he types with boxing gloves on, though he probably would never tell.
*When Aruseus says, "Meh, Strong Bad, Meh!" it references the Wiki User [[User:MehStrongBadMeh|MehStrongBadMeh.]]

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 ''{Namine flings $20 at him.}''<br>
 '''NAMINE:''' I'm going to have Starbucks for lunch.<br>
-'''NOXIGAR:''' Uh, okay. Whatevs, homegill.<br>
+'''NOXIGAR:''' Whatevs, homegill.<br>
 ''{Noxigar leaves.}''</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 01:09, 4 January 2013

Noxigar: Created page with 'Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486, Grundy Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand Date: June 21, 2007 ...'