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2012-12-21T21:29:35Z

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2012-12-21T21:28:49Z

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2012-12-21T21:27:18Z

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Noxigar: Created page with 'Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!
'''NAMINE:''' To whoever made Zippymail, whatever it is: I am going to hunt you down. I will draw the blueprint...'

2012-12-21T21:20:32Z

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Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' To whoever made Zippymail, whatever it is: I am going to hunt you down. I will draw the blueprints to your demise, and-<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Hey, uh, whoever made Zippymail tried to riff this earlier and failed miserably. We're picking up the pieces since they failed to meet their own riff quota.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Aww, I wanted to obfuscate a legitimate threat!<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Sorry, but I actually know who made Zippy Emails. It's the only other person outside of JCM who I trust to riff competently with enough consistency to make his riffs not just "funny once in a blue moon." If this guy did MFT3K purely by himself, it'd not be riffed by me.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Oh, okay. Well, I won't hunt you down then, whoever made Zippymail.</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad ''{easter egg}'' Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Bedroom

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 28th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf the Homestar Runner theme song}'': Aaaaaaaa-ruuuuu-seee-us.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: phrase</div>
Aruses,<br>
You need a catchphrase. <br>
- Zi- I mean Mitch</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much. ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to ask some people. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the field, Tom is there with Coach Z}''

'''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-

''{Aruseus walks in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys. Do any of you two know of something I could use as a catchphrase?

'''TOM:''' No, not really.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap! What about you, Coach?

'''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Guh-blargh. I talked to everyone and no good ideas. Wait. there is another...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, I'm going to the li-berry to pick up a book for Lyle. I think Zippy's there.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thats it! ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to Zippy's Bedroom}''

'''ZIPPY:''' What does my name mean? Come on... speak to me... wait, I know! ... Wait, no.

''{Aruseus walks in.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi, Zippy!

'''ZIPPY:''' Why are you in my house?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask. Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?

'''ZIPPY:''' No.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Fine. Can you do my homework, then?

'''ZIPPY:''' You have homework?

''{Suddenly, Zippy notices a L.U.R.N. shirt on Aruseus.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Can you believe it?

'''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes. Now, why are you really here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I just got a really stupid email about my catchphrase. Can you give me any ideas?

'''ZIPPY:''' ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"

'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.

'''ZIPPY:''' I see. Listen, I too got a stupid email about my name. What would you do in this situation?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.

'''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, no wonder it kept yelling at me. Did- did you notice we're completely straying from the topic at hand?

'''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"

'''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.

'''ZIPPY:''' Ah. Now, shouldn't we be ending the email already? The email that's a sorry excuse of an email?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! The e-mail is not over yet!

'''ZIPPY:''' Um...That's the end of MY email.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. ''{Aruseus all of a sudden has a shocked look on his face}'' Zippy?

'''ZIPPY:''' What?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I think I just pulled a crossover.

'''ZIPPY:''' Riiiiight...

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH!

'''ZIPPY:''' Calm down, man.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay. Well, I better go finish my email. ''{Runs out}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Whatever.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So sorry, Mitchy. I don't have a catchphrase. So bye.

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Wait about five seconds for an extra scene.

''{Zoom out, Aruseus is still in a L.U.R.N. shirt, Tom walks in}'''

'''TOM:''' Why are you wearing that?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.

*Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.

''{Cut to The Field, Homestar is standing there, angry and naked}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, who stole my L.U.R.N. shirt?

*Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
*Click on Aruseus when he says double carp to make two carps apear.
*Clicking on Aruseus when he says, "An email that will make my head explode" will make VectorBad appear on his Lappy with, "ITS ASPLODE." under him.
*Click on Aruseus after the email to see the logo for Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree! Now weekdays at 3:00 on 4Wimps!

'''CHILDREN:''' ''{singing voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover, musically}'' Because the name sucks and I hate it!

== Fun Facts ==

*The transcript from Zippy's bedroom and the first paper coming down is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/name|name]]
*Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to [[Foxx's Answering Machine|Foxx's Answering Machine]].
*This is another 4Wimps reference.

@@ Line 194: / Line 194: @@
 *The transcript from Zippy's bedroom and the first paper coming down is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/name|name]]
 *Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to [[Foxx's Answering Machine|Foxx's Answering Machine]].
 *This is another 4Wimps reference.

@@ Line 164: / Line 164: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.
 *Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.
@@ Line 170: / Line 172: @@
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, who stole my L.U.R.N. shirt?
 *Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
@@ Line 177: / Line 181: @@
 '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree! Now weekdays at 3:00 on 4Wimps!
 '''CHILDREN:''' ''{singing voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree!
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover, musically}'' Because the name sucks and I hate it!
 == Fun Facts ==

@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 '''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-
 ''{Aruseus walks in}''
@@ Line 40: / Line 42: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap! What about you, Coach?
 '''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.
 ''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''
@@ Line 56: / Line 62: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' What does my name mean? Come on... speak to me... wait, I know! ... Wait, no.
 ''{Aruseus walks in.}''
@@ Line 63: / Line 71: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Why are you in my house?
-'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask. Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?
+'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask.
 '''ZIPPY:''' No.
@@ Line 74: / Line 86: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Oh.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Can you believe it?
@@ Line 84: / Line 98: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.
 '''ZIPPY:''' I see. Listen, I too got a stupid email about my name. What would you do in this situation?
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.
 '''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, no wonder it kept yelling at me. Did- did you notice we're completely straying from the topic at hand?
 '''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.
@@ Line 114: / Line 136: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Riiiiight...
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH!
@@ Line 128: / Line 152: @@
 ''{The Paper comes down}''
 == Easter Eggs ==

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Noxigar: Created page with 'Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER! '''NAMINE:''' To whoever made Zippymail, whatever it is: I am going to hunt you down. I will draw the blueprint...'

Noxigar: Created page with 'Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!
'''NAMINE:''' To whoever made Zippymail, whatever it is: I am going to hunt you down. I will draw the blueprint...'