Noxigar: I do what I normally do and make fun of myself 'cause I have very few things better to do atm

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I do what I normally do and make fun of myself 'cause I have very few things better to do atm

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Prinicpal Harrison, Tom, Hivolt, Jess, Megan

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Noxigar, why are you helping me with these riffs ''now''? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' The other six episodes of Season 4 are also part of why this show should have ended about sixty-some odd episodes ago. 
'''NAMINE:''' I don't disagree with you there. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Also, since you got Ending Fatigue from Episode 100 I'm gonna help you with these next few riffs. They're also the last ones in regards to Arceus Emails.</blockquote>

Places: Aruseus' Room, Monstroplois U (Outside, Hallways, Room 232)

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Monstropolis U? That actually sounds interesting. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' It's not. He's overly referencing Megaman again. 
'''NAMINE:''' Oh.</blockquote>

Computer: SkyPod

Date: October 10th, 2008

==Transcript==

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys! It's Season 4 already! No, there's been no change in date, but one important announcement.

''{background fades out}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' You know the rest of the cast? You won't be seeing them anymore. Why?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Because you wrote too many characters to keep track of, so you're lowering yourself to a cast more up your speed?</blockquote>

Well, to fit in with the recent times, I'm going off to college. Yeah, it sucks I won't be around to see my friends, but...I guess Arumail will live on...right?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Honestly when I went off to college, nobody really gave a damn that I was still in existence except for maybe a few people, most of whom went to the same university as I did. 
'''NAMINE:''' But it's different because Arceus is the ''cool'' kid. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll riff something else and use it to discuss why I'm about as entertaining as watching paint dry.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Monstropolis University, Aruseus is wearing a striped vest and jeans and has a backpack}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well...this is it. Hello, new home. For now.

'''???:''' Aruseus Parker! You're finally here.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Who are you?

''{A man walks up to Aruseus, he has a brown suit and a short beard}''

'''HARRISON:''' I'm Principal Harrison. Nice to have you here.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Ugh, first of all: they're called deans, not principals.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, Mr. Harrison. Glad to be here.

'''HARRISON:''' You know how this college works, right? The building over there is the science wing, that's the math department, ah, you'll find out yourself. Just use this map!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, but I already have a map on my PDA. Wait, those are allowed here, right?

'''HARRISON:''' Of course! PDA's are the center of our school! We give them to new students to use as daily planners, and also students get a laptop for work!

'''ARUSEUS:''' That's cool. Well, it's kinda awkward being a transfer student...

'''HARRISON:''' Yeah, we just got a whole bunch of transfer students.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You sure I'll be alright? I mean, I'm not human...

'''HARRISON:''' Monstropolis University welcomes all races, species, everybody! Heck, we even have some students that are Reploids!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Reploids? Oh, I had a friend back where I came from who was a Reploid...but anyway, thanks for the welcome. So...where's my dorm?

'''HARRISON:''' Well, we have the key to an empty one here! You are dorm room 232.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I'm pretty sure you're more entertaining than this conversation, Noxigar. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' ''Barely.''</blockquote>

''{Cut to the hallway, Aruseus is at his door}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. Room 232. Well, here's my new home...

''{Aruseus opens up to find a room with two beds, a desk, a bookcase, a laptop, and a TV}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm also certain you don't get this stuff either. 
'''NAMINE:''' Hey, I know what'd be fun! We could be GameGrumps-ish roommates who- 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Namine, the only time where I'd consider writing you in works of mine in the near future is if Lex wants me to. The roommate idea is nice, but unless I can make it funny or make the story any good I'm probably not going to make that plausible.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, this can't be bad. It looks nice.

''{Aruseus lays his PDA on the desk, and sits on his bed}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well...I guess this won't be too bad.

''{Suddenly, Principal Harrison opens the door}''

'''HARRISON:''' Parker! You're roomate's here. I think he said he knows you...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Uh, Nox. Tell me if I'm wrong, but aren't people supposed to do this stuff on their own? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes. Yes they are.</blockquote>

''{Tom walks in his standard garb}''

'''TOM:''' I call this bed.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Tom?! You're my roomie?

'''TOM:''' Sure. We all got accepted into this college just to stick with you!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That's not why you get accepted into a college. At all.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''We?''

'''TOM:''' Ryan, Wolf, Fenri, Pter, Lucas, Megan, Tex, and the rest! I kid you not!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Aww, I was kind of hoping to meet someone new in this season. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Considering the overload of characters he does have, fat chance of that happening.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' That's...real cool of you guys...to do that just for me.

'''TOM:''' Hey hey hey. No mushy stuff while I'm here. Be like a ROCK.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Radda radda.

'''TOM:''' I said "rock." Not Shnitzel.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'm blue and cyan!

'''TOM:''' No, "rock." Not Rockman!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. Be hard like a rock. Ok.

'''TOM:''' So...what classes are you taking?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Uh, Nox, did you have these kind of conversations with any of your roommates? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' No.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, I dunno. I just transferred here.

'''TOM:''' Didn't we all...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I'm gonna get out and meet whatever person, anthromorphic animal, or something else greets me.

'''TOM:''' Me too.

''{They walk out, cut to Aruseus in another hallway}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow. Lots of new faces.

''{A green, reptillian-looking Reploid flies up to Aruseus}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, at least we meet new people, right? 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah, but there's the trouble of actually writing dialogue for them and making sure they don't bugger off in the next episode.</blockquote>

'''HIVOLT:''' Oh, hey. You must be the new guy. Name's Hivolt.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus. Nice to meet you.

'''HIVOLT:''' Oh! You're Fenri's pal, right?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ah. Guess you Reploids all know each other.

'''HIVOLT:''' Yep. Hey, Fenri and I are going to see if Fistleo wants to go with us to chuck a stinkbomb in Hedgeshock's dorm.

'''ARUSEUS:''' No thanks.

'''HIVOLT:''' Ok. You're gonna miss out though...

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Miss out on what exactly?</blockquote>

''{Cut to Tom talking to a girl in a pink outfit}''

'''TOM:''' Oh...hey there.

'''GIRL:''' Hi! What's your name?

'''TOM:''' Me? Oh, I'm Tom-

''{explosion}''

'''FENRI:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, we so totally got him good!

'''GIRL:''' Wait, Tom-

'''HEDGESHOCK:''' YOU NO GOOD SON OF A WEIL!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I kind of didn't need to read or hear Hedgeshock say anything if the explosion happens offscreen.</blockquote>

'''GIRL:''' I know that name! It's you, Tom! I haven't seen you in years!

'''TOM:''' Wait...I kinda forgot your name.

'''JESS:''' You spaz! I'm Jess!

'''TOM:''' Oh! Jess! Nice to see you again!

'''JESS:''' So...how's Aruseus been?

'''TOM:''' Oh, good. Good.

'''MEGAN:''' And just who might she be?

'''TOM:''' Oh! Megan! Nice to see you here too!

'''MEGAN:''' Who the hell are you?

'''JESS:''' Oh! I'm Jess! Tom and I knew each other about 2 years ago...

'''MEGAN:''' So you're his...GIRLFRIEND?!

'''TOM:''' Megan! I-i-it's not that!

'''MEGAN:''' If she ''is'' your girlfriend, I'm gonna go Triforce on your sorry ass.

'''TOM:''' U-u-u-uh okay!

'''MEGAN:''' ''{suprisingly cheerful}'' Nice meeting you! ''{Walks off}''

'''JESS:''' What was-

'''TOM:''' Don't ask. Just...don't.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wow, that Brick Joke was a long time coming. And it came a little too late to actually be funny. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' That frequently happens with a lot of email shows, not gonna lie.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to room 232, Tom and Aruseus walk in}''

'''TOM:''' Hoo. What a day.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You look shaken.

'''TOM:''' Almost got the snot beat out of me by Megan. Oh, and I saw Jess again.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh! Me, I met one of Fenri's Reploid pals. Well, I guess this episode is over.

'''TOM:''' No email?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, it's right here.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: bts</div>
It is official Aruseus, 
 
We are back to school. Isn't 
that sad. Seriously, we should 
wish ourselves to have more summer 
than usual. 
 
See you on [[wikipedia:Adult Swim|Adult Swim]], 
Trevor Williams
</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Ah.

''{The Paper}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's it? No witty response to the email?</blockquote>

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