https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FbrotherRiffText/AruseusEmails/brother - Revision history2026-04-15T16:35:02ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/brother&diff=181121&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with 'Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lucas Aura, Van, Tex Aura Places: Aruseus' Room Computer: SkyPod Date: September 19th, 2008 ==Transcript== '''ARUSEUS:''' Give me...'2013-05-06T04:55:36Z<p>Created page with 'Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lucas Aura, Van, Tex Aura Places: Aruseus' Room Computer: SkyPod Date: September 19th, 2008 ==Transcript== '''ARUSEUS:''' Give me...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lucas Aura, Van, Tex Aura<br />
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Places: Aruseus' Room<br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: September 19th, 2008<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Give me liberty, or a bran-muffin! ''{clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' No, the quote is "Give me liberty, or give me death."<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' And if you were trying to tie the quote in to the email, wouldn't it be "Give me liberty, or give me email?"</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: You know him.</div><br />
Aruseus, is it?<br><br />
Look. I'm Lucas Aura's older bro. I'm coming to live with him after <br><br />
we've been split for 10 years. I do warn you...I had an accident so to speak, so please don't make fun of me.<br><br />
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See ya,<br/><br />
Tex Aura<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wait, HUH? He made ANOTHER character?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Acknowledging the problem does not instantaneously mean it gets solved.</blockquote><br />
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'''ME:''' ''{offscreen}'' Sorry!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So...you're Lucas' bro, eh? Well, according to the master of the house, you're welcome here.<br />
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''{Aruseus walks off. Cut to the Kitchen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So...you have a brother.<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Yep. Too bad he got caught in a freak accident.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Do you know anything about this...accident?<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Well...he kinda got-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' He's a mangled mess, ain't he.<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' No!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Steven Hawking wheelchair?<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' No...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' NORMAL wheelchair?<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Well, you could say his legs don't work for him.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, tell me.<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Well, he-<br />
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''{doorbell}''<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Must be him.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's one speedy introduction and one speedy doorbell ringing.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll get the shotgun!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''what''</blockquote><br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Wait! ARUSEUS!<br />
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''{Aruseus runs to the door with a shotgun and opens it up. Van is there with groceries}''<br />
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'''VAN:''' Hi, Aru-<br />
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''{Aruseus shoots Van in the chest, killing him}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:'' Yeah, this is stupid. I don't care if it's a joke from somewhere else (Wikihood III), you don't just randomly kill a character whom you introduced for this Season.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' FOR THE HONOR OF GREYSKULL!<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' ARUSEUS! WHAT THE ''{beep}'' WERE YOU THINKING!? Y-Y-YOU JUST KILLED VAN!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WOOLOOLOOLOO-what? Oh, him? He dies in, like, every episode of Wikihood. He'll come back in the next episode.<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' True.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' But this ''isn't'' Wikihood. So... that logic would go out the window in Arceus Emails. Wouldn't it?</blockquote><br />
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''{Tex hops in, Aruseus' jaw hits the floor}''<br />
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'''TEX:''' Sup, bro?<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Glad you could make it.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' He...he's...<br />
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'''TEX:''' Yup. Got caught in a fight with Metal Man himself or something like that. Don't quite remember.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Dude...he's like your...''{snicker}'' ''half-brother.''<br />
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''{Tex jumps up to punch Aruseus in the gut}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I like Tex already.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oof! Jeez...well, he ain't got half your strength.<br />
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'''TEX:''' Damn right.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' What exactly was the point of this email? I'm lost because it's so short, and Tex Aura hardly gets any depth other than a potentially tragic backstory about him being in a wheelchair and having difficulties with his legs. I mean, props for that, but everything else about this email is lost on me.</blockquote><br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*Van actually dies a lot in Wikihood III.</div>Noxigar