Noxigar at 06:18, 6 January 2013

2013-01-06T06:18:50Z

Noxigar: Would anybody even care if Namine Emails happened? It was one of those ideas I had in 2008/2009 that I never got to do because I always forgot it. My memory isn't the steel claptrap it used to be.

2013-01-06T06:18:22Z

Would anybody even care if Namine Emails happened? It was one of those ideas I had in 2008/2009 that I never got to do because I always forgot it. My memory isn't the steel claptrap it used to be.

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Mac, Strong Bad, Homestar

Places: Computer Room, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: July 8th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' Checkin' an email...on a new computer...why am I talking like this... ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Am I supposed to know why so I can respond?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject:boredom</div>
Dear Aruseus,<br>
I'm bored. What is something I can do to cure<br/>
my boredom?<br/>
Pete Windsor, I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City, USA
</blockquote>

''{Aruseus says I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City as "Really Long Name City"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Petey, there are lots of things that you can do when your bored. ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' One example is if your best friend has a giant frisbee thing on his back, throw it!

'''MAC:''' ''{offscreen}'' I remember that!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Shut up! ''{throws a pie at Mac}''

'''MAC:''' Ow...YAY PIE!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I actually still don't understand what it is with Arceus and pie. I really just don't.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Another way is if you have some kinda game, you could just play that till your bored again!

''{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is playing a Wii, his eyes bloodshot, foaming at the mouth}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How exactly do you do this outside of Super Smash Brothers Brawl? I don't even get bloodshot eyes from any other game on that system.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Must...reach...3000...skill points...

''{Strong Bad walks in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aruseus! Get some rest!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I don't even understand why you like that console so much! The XBox 360 and the PS3 both have many more games, as well as appeal to hardcore gamers like you!"</blockquote>

''{Cut back to E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Another way is if you have some kinda...wait! I just said that! What I mean is another way is to get an email show and check an email! It's as simple as that.

''{Aruseus types "send"}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div> </div>
<br>
Email Sent.<br/>
<br/>
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Man this email was short...I gotta find something that will make this longer! ''{walks out}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Yeah, you really could've tacked on the new computer episode to this one and called it a day.</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Field, Homestar is there with several jars labled "breu"}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Say, tall man, Say, tall man, Say, tall man, tall man, tall man-

'''ARUSEUS:''' WHAT!?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Would you like some... ''{whispers}'' witches brew...?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No. Nah. Nada. Nyerr. Negatory.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Woah, man. You lost me at "no."

'''ARUSEUS:''' I said no!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. But this'll be the best 10 clucks you've ever spent.

'''ARUSEUS:''' All right! I'll buy your freakin' brew!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How exactly ''did'' Homestar persuade you?</blockquote>

''{Aruseus hands Homestar ten bucks and snatches the brew. He drinks it and starts hiccuping}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Worst, HICCUP!

''{Aruseus clears his throat}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Worst ten bucks I ever, HICCUP!

'''HOMESTAR:''' What?

'''ARUSEUS:''' You get the point. HICCUP!

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' HICCUP!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' And this is a colossal waste of HICCUP!</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 06:18, 6 January 2013

Noxigar: Would anybody even care if Namine Emails happened? It was one of those ideas I had in 2008/2009 that I never got to do because I always forgot it. My memory isn't the steel claptrap it used to be.