https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FAruseusEmails%2FblorfRiffText/AruseusEmails/blorf - Revision history2026-06-19T22:38:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/AruseusEmails/blorf&diff=180225&oldid=prevNoxigar: If the squeaky wheel's always getting the grease, I'm totally devoted to disturbing the peace; And I'll do it all again, when I get done, until I become your No. 12012-12-22T02:49:26Z<p>If the squeaky wheel's always getting the grease, I'm totally devoted to disturbing the peace; And I'll do it all again, when I get done, until I become your No. 1</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus is attacked by vermin.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' REDWAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Sorry, that just reminded me of a Redwall plot formula.</blockquote><br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper<br />
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Computer: Lappy 486<br />
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Date: Febuary 1st, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email.<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div><br />
Aruseus,<br><br />
Blorf.<br><br />
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it!<br />
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''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's... not too original either. Oh well, so long as Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff's likenesses aren't completely abused, I'll be fine.</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!<br />
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''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' These remind me of the drawings I used to do. If only I knew how much Roxas appreciated them...</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store!<br />
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''{Blorf Mice enter}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice...<br />
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'''MICE:''' Blorf.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do?<br />
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''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth, and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}''<br />
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'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Now it's time to fly into the Sun.</blockquote><br />
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'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!<br />
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''{Cheerleader enters}''<br />
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?<br />
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<blockquote>''{Namine's eyes take the visage of glass balls, and break.}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' THE SURPRISE! OH HOW I WAS BLIND TO THIS!</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure!<br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!<br />
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''{Algernon enters}''<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Is that really all they say?</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!<br />
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''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}''<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf.<br />
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''{Tom runs in with a broom}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh boy. Why did pudding have to be involved?</blockquote><br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf! ''{runs out}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Mice suck.<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
none yet<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I really need to read "Flowers for Algernon" sometime.</blockquote><br />
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* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Neither Noxigar nor I condone people picking on you, if you were hypothetically a furry. At any rate, we wouldn't care either way tbh.</blockquote></div>Noxigar