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[[Image:Arumail52.PNG|thumb|right|221px|Aw, biscuts.]]

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I like how already there exist two spelling errors and I haven't even started the email yet:
:''thief''
:''biscuits''</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Fang, Pom Pom, Tom, Homsar, Strong Bad, Anthruseus ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Field, The Stick, 20X6 Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: September 14th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' For the first time in Arumail history, I'm gonna do a sbemail clone. Here goes. ''{clicks the email icon}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw, sweet! I love this one!

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: bike thieves</div>
Hey Aruseus,<br>
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being<br>
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out<br>
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?<br>
Virginia<br>
MI
</blockquote>

''{Aruseus says MI as Mii}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Woah...a Mii emailed this? Then this must be declared a Mii-mail. Ok, I'm getting off topic.

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So...a bike thief, huh? Well, let's go to Aruseus' Many Methods of Bike Thievery! ''{ta-dah}'' Anyways, Method 1, my favorite.

''{Cut to The Field, Fang is talking to Pom Pom, beside Fang is a black bike labled "Night Shadow"}''

'''FANG:''' So, I was telling him the other day that you gotta go for the jumbles.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, as if he was laughing}''

'''FANG:''' Am I right?

''{Pom Pom laughs some more, Aruseus sneaks up and puts his hands on the bike}''

'''FANG:''' Hey! ''{grabs the bike}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Cheezit!

''{Aruseus pulls the bike away, with Fang's arms still attached to the bike, thus pulling Fang's arms off}''

'''FANG:''' Aw, biscuits.

''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Although that method drastically went wrong when Fang's arms started punching me until he returned to pick up the bike. So...on to method two.

''{Cut to The Stick, Aruseus is holding The Stick and pointing it at Tom's Bike, labled "Speed Masta"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' One move, and the pie gets his doggie filtered.

'''TOM:''' You mean my bike, right?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wadja!? Homsar! You wrote the script wrong!

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' AaaAaahm a bottle of hairspray...

''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' You know, that didn't woik either. Well...Method 3. Forget stealing and save up for a bike! Let's see my funds...''{Looks in a wallet}'' Ooh! I know what to get!

''{Cut to The Field again, Aruseus is sitting on Red, White, and Banana, Strong Bad is next to him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So...this is all I could buy!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep.

'''ARUSEUS:''' But I had 100 dollars!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No...you had 10.

'''ARUSEUS:''' WHA!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you did have 100 dollars, you could buy everyone's bikes!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I didn't. So this is the bike I have. More like bike seat. It's very painful...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well...you've got a small butt.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You've got a big one.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh you are asking for it!

''{Strong Bad kicks Aruseus, Aruseus falls over}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap... ''{runs off}''

''{Cut back to E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ow...painfull memory...anyways, ''{starts typing}'' Yeah. Go with method one. Or two. But not three. Unless you have a bajillion dollars. Man...you could buy a really cool bike with that money! Well, bye. Man, feels good to be checking an email again...

''{The Paper comes down, five seconds later}''

''{Tom runs in flailing his arms wildly with a playbill for Butt's Twelve By Pies taped to his face}''

'''TOM:''' Aagh! It's the exorcism of Emily Rose! ''{runs off}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wha!?

''{Zoom in on the screen}''

===Easter Eggs===
*Click on "Mii" to see a Mii of Aruseus that I made. (Picture sometime)
*Click on "Aruseus' Many Methods of Bike Thievery" To see a book with that title. The picture on the book is a chibi drawing of Aruseus with a bike in his hands.
*Click on "bajillion" at the end to see a bajillion dollar bill, with Aruseus on the front, its value is "something" and it says "In Pie We Trust" at the bottom.
*Click on "cool bike" at the end to see a scene.

''{Cut to the 20X6 Field, Aruseus, holding a wallet, is talking with Anthruseus, and a hoverbike is behind him}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Now for the low, low, price of 1 bajillion dollars!

'''ARUSEUS:''' It's a deal!

===Fun Facts===
Soon.

@@ Line 177: / Line 177: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' It's a deal!
-<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Even though the hoverbike is severely overpriced!</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Even though the hoverbike is severely overpriced!"</blockquote>
 ===Fun Facts===
 Soon.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 [[Image:Arumail52.PNG|thumb|right|221px|Aw, biscuts.]]
-<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I like how already there exist two spelling errors and I haven't even started the email yet:
+<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I like how already there exist two spelling errors and I haven't even started the email yet. Now to correct both of them:
 :''thief''
 :''biscuits''</blockquote>
@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 Date: September 14th, 2007
 == Transcript ==
-'''ARUSEUS:''' For the first time in Arumail history, I'm gonna do a sbemail clone. Here goes. ''{clicks the email icon}''
+'''ARUSEUS:''' For the first time in Arumail history, I'm gonna do a sbemail clone.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Aw, sweet! I love this one!
 <blockquote class="aruseus3">
@@ Line 30: / Line 38: @@
 ''{Aruseus says MI as Mii}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Woah...a Mii emailed this? Then this must be declared a Mii-mail. Ok, I'm getting off topic.
 ''{Aruseus clears the screen}''
@@ Line 37: / Line 49: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' So...a bike thief, huh? Well, let's go to Aruseus' Many Methods of Bike Thievery! ''{ta-dah}'' Anyways, Method 1, my favorite.
-''{Cut to The Field, Fang is talking to Pom Pom, beside Fang is a black bike labled "Night Shadow"}''
+''{Cut to The Field, Fang is talking to Pom Pom, beside Fang is a black bike labled''
 '''FANG:''' So, I was telling him the other day that you gotta go for the jumbles.
 '''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, as if he was laughing}''
@@ Line 50: / Line 70: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Cheezit!
 ''{Aruseus pulls the bike away, with Fang's arms still attached to the bike, thus pulling Fang's arms off}''
 '''FANG:''' Aw, biscuits.
 ''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''
@@ Line 59: / Line 83: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Although that method drastically went wrong when Fang's arms started punching me until he returned to pick up the bike. So...on to method two.
-''{Cut to The Stick, Aruseus is holding The Stick and pointing it at Tom's Bike, labled "Speed Masta"}''
+''{Cut to The Stick, Aruseus is holding The Stick and pointing it at Tom's Bike, labled''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' One move, and the pie gets his doggie filtered.
 '''TOM:''' You mean my bike, right?
@@ Line 68: / Line 98: @@
 '''HOMSAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' AaaAaahm a bottle of hairspray...
 ''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''
-'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' You know, that didn't woik either. Well...Method 3. Forget stealing and save up for a bike! Let's see my funds...''{Looks in a wallet}'' Ooh! I know what to get!
+'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' You know, that didn't woik either. Well...Method 3. Forget stealing and save up for a bike! Let's see my funds...''{Looks in a wallet''
 ''{Cut to The Field again, Aruseus is sitting on Red, White, and Banana, Strong Bad is next to him}''
@@ Line 80: / Line 117: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' But I had 100 dollars!
 '''STRONG BAD:''' No...you had 10.
@@ Line 86: / Line 125: @@
 '''STRONG BAD:''' If you did have 100 dollars, you could buy everyone's bikes!
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I didn't. So this is the bike I have. More like bike seat. It's very painful...
@@ Line 94: / Line 135: @@
 '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh you are asking for it!
 ''{Strong Bad kicks Aruseus, Aruseus falls over}''
@@ Line 101: / Line 144: @@
 ''{Cut back to E-Mach}''
-'''ARUSEUS:''' Ow...painfull memory...anyways, ''{starts typing}'' Yeah. Go with method one. Or two. But not three. Unless you have a bajillion dollars. Man...you could buy a really cool bike with that money! Well, bye. Man, feels good to be checking an email again...
+'''ARUSEUS:''' Ow...painfull
 ''{The Paper comes down, five seconds later}''
@@ Line 110: / Line 157: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Wha!?
 ''{Zoom in on the screen}''
@@ Line 115: / Line 164: @@
 ===Easter Eggs===
 *Click on "Mii" to see a Mii of Aruseus that I made. (Picture sometime)
 *Click on "Aruseus' Many Methods of Bike Thievery" To see a book with that title. The picture on the book is a chibi drawing of Aruseus with a bike in his hands.
 *Click on "bajillion" at the end to see a bajillion dollar bill, with Aruseus on the front, its value is "something" and it says "In Pie We Trust" at the bottom.
@@ Line 124: / Line 176: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' It's a deal!
 ===Fun Facts===
 Soon.