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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus begins his own band...and fails.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Marzipan, Strong Mad, The Cheat<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Stage, Marzipan's House<br />
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Computer: Lappy 486<br />
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Date: January 4th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': *imitates a techno beat* SOMEBODY EMAIL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Not if you're going to shout that ''loud''</blockquote><br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' I will!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You don't count.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Crap!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "Crap! Now I have to double your rent while you're staying at my house! I was trying to be nice!"</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: band</div><br />
Dear Aruseus or whatever-<br/><br />
I've been wondering about a few things--namely,<br/><br />
if you started yourself a band, what would it be<br/><br />
like, and what kind of music would it play?<br/><br />
From your best pal,<br/><br />
Zippy P. Platypus<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, Zippy. My crazy purple general. I was about to Hyper Beam you but instead I'll answer.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' '''CONTINUITY'''</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Uh, I think you mean R&B.<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Rhythm&Beat, for the laymen in the audience.<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' Ahahaha, who am I kidding? This has no audience!</blockquote><br />
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The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork? The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse? I got it! The RING ZING! <br />
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''{Cut to a stage, Aruseus is standing with a microphone, Lyle is by an electric guitar}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' Where in the holy name of Strongbadian Crap is Tom?<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell his crappy cologne! ''{runs offscreen}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Crappy...cologne...? When'd this happen?</blockquote><br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{looks around, grins nervously}''<br />
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''{Cut to Marzipan's House, the Cool Tapes are there, with Tom hanging upside-down, rocking back and forth slowly, he has a bandana over his mouth, muffling his speech}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Yup. Great conflict set-up right there.</blockquote> <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' RING ZING RUUUULLLEEE!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Pretty sure Strong Mad's supposed to ''make sense''</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Singer? He's our crappy drummer! Keep him!<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{muffled}'' HEY!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "HEY! Drummers are actually cool! We get laid more than the rest of you!"</blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL GRAPES!<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' That's Cool Tapes.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY RHYME</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut back to stage, Aruseus and Lyle are playing}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{imitating and old person, throws tomatoes at Lyle and Aruseus}'' Boo! Boo! You guys stink! <br />
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''{Tom is shown sitting in one of the many empty seats in the audience, he is dressed in a leather coat and has a fake beard and a golf hat}}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Where's your drummer?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...should we go free Tom now?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Pretty sure he already freed himself. Although The Chea- I mean "Lyle" will tell us all this soon.</blockquote><br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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*Click on Tom's hat to see an album for "Ring Zing! Crappy Hits!"<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Aruseus threatening to Hyper Beam Zippy is a reference to the previous email, [[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|jlammy.]]<br />
*The All-FCUSA Rejects is a parody of The All American Rejects. <br />
*Metaloclypse is a TV show about a heavy metal band.<br />
*Sneakerpork is actually one of the ideas for a name of a band my brother's friends were forming.<br />
*The Email rap is a parody of Dane Cook's "Just Wanna Dance" Routine.<br />
*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?" is from the actual Cool Tapes toon.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Cool, references that are actually pretty decent in context! If only this wasn't heinously short...</blockquote></div>Noxigar