Noxigar: I keep forgetting why the Airman myth kept getting propagated. Bubbleman without Metal Blade is harder. Woodman is harder. Even Metalman poses more of a threat than Airman ever will.

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I keep forgetting why the Airman myth kept getting propagated. Bubbleman without Metal Blade is harder. Woodman is harder. Even Metalman poses more of a threat than Airman ever will.

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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Airman

Places: The Beach, Airman's Stage

Computer: SkyPod

Date: August 8th, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' I can't defeat Aruseus, every time I try to dodge his awesomeness he always gets me again!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' That's an unhealthy and alarming symptom of egomania.</blockquote>

''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: <insert subject></div>
<insert greeting>

<insert positive comment about you><br><insert a question about yourself here>?<br><insert comment of re-assurance>

<insert poorly witty ending>,<br>
<insert a name easily made fun of>
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well now, Lazy-face, seems you forgot to write this email. I'll write it for you. Let's see...

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Airman</div>
Dear Awesome,

You are awesome, but can you beat Airman? Every time I try to dodge his tornadoes he always kills me.

Crapfully yours,<br>
Cheesemeister
</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Note-to-self: Do not let Arceus write emails for me.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok, now let's read it. Ahem. Dear Awesome, well thanks! You are awesome, <small>already knew that,</small> but can you beat Airman? Every time I try to dodge his tornadoes he always kills me. Overused salutations, Cheesemeister. That's better. Wolf?

'''WOLF:''' Yeah?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Get the Wolfen ready. We've got an Airman to pwn.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Ugh, the Airman myth. Bubbleman and Woodman were both significantly harder bosses, while every other stage is harder than Airman's. Even when comparing Airman to Metalman, Airman is easier.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' In short, this email sucks because it propagates a dumb myth that is untrue and stupid.</blockquote>

'''WOLF:''' Gotcha. Sure we won't need a Leaf Shield?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' You don't even ''need'' Leaf Shield, but Leaf Shield makes Airman easier than he already is. Congratulations, I brought context to this stupid question.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah, we'll be fine.

''{Cut to Airman's stage, the Wolfen lands}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here we are. Erm...how do we move on?

'''WOLF:''' Hm...

''{Wolf walks to the edge and a giant face platform appears}''

'''WOLF:''' There.

''{Wolf and Aruseus jump on. Little flying faces come out the side and attack them.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' GAH! ''{hits them, blowing them up}''

'''WOLF:''' Let's go.

''{They move on, cut to them on another platform, Wolf is shaking off tiny birds}''

'''WOLF:''' GETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFF.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' They had these in Woodman's stage, too.</blockquote>

''{Cut to another area, Aruseus hops on a cloud, Wolf tries to jump on, but falls}''

'''WOLF:''' AAAAAAHHHH!

''{Megaman death sound}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Making precise jumps is even harder if you try to do Heatman's stage without Item 2.</blockquote>

''{Cut to another area, Wolf is getting blown away by a fat guy with a fan on his chest}''

'''WOLF:''' EEP. I'M GOING TO FALL, GODDAMMIT.

''{Cut to the boss door, Wolf is banged up, Aruseus is perfectly fine}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Man, you suck.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I agree.</blockquote>

'''WOLF:''' Shut up.

''{They enter, Airman is standing at the edge of the room}''

'''AIRMAN:''' I WILL FIGHT YOU!

'''ARUSEUS:''' IT'S ON!

'''WOLF:''' I'm hungry.

''{Two health bars appear at the top right. One is blue and yellow, one is white and yellow}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Since Ryan Bluefox is too lazy to show the battle, we have cut it out of the email.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I think Ryan Bluefox should try to surpass his laziness and show the battle. Even if it comes off as a meaningless wall of text to someone else, I'd at least enjoy the attention to detail and amount of effort put into it.</blockquote>

Let's see the results.

''{A Megaman 2 style explosion is seen with the fitting sound, Aruseus jumps in, now white and blue}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I GOT THE ITEM-2 AND THE AIR SHOOTER!

'''WOLF:''' I GOT MY LEG CHOPPED OFF BY AIRMAN'S FAN!

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How the hell did he manage that?</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

===Easter Eggs===

*Click on Aruseus to make him cycle through the MM2 weapon colors. It goes in this order.

*Air: Blue and White
*Normal: Yellow and White
*Wood: Green and White
*Flash: Purple and White
*Quick: Pink and Lilac
*Heat: Red and Yellow
*Bubble: Grey and White
*Metal: Brown and Copper
*Item-1 2 or 3: Red and White

And it repeats.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Eh, this Easter Egg was indisputably the best part about the whole email.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: I keep forgetting why the Airman myth kept getting propagated. Bubbleman without Metal Blade is harder. Woodman is harder. Even Metalman poses more of a threat than Airman ever will.